I come from California

posted on 27 Jun 2009 in Snacks

 

Photo courtesy of David Forrester.
Nuts found in China. 

31 captions

  1. OrangeXenon54 | 1:24 am |

    I like the maple leafs they put on there. Just in case they get it wrong and it’s actually from Canada.

  2. Hikari | 1:49 am |

    Seems to be in im-POOR-ted condition, indeed.

  3. J-Luke | 3:00 am |

    Poor Ted has gone nuts…

  4. SF | 3:17 am |

    California, the maple leaf state - Not to be mistaken with Carifornia, where you find NY.

  5. Yogesh Damle | 4:36 am |

    Engrish… Californicated!

  6. DieselDragon | 4:53 am |

    They also do a microwave dinner called “English Fish ‘n’ Chips” - Impoorted from the Chelsea Smile of the United Kingdom. :)

  7. DieselDragon | 4:55 am |

    I come from California, I finish at Uranus.

  8. DieselDragon | 5:00 am |

    So let me get this straight: These are amber walnuts that are grown in California, exported from Canada, and impoorted into China…Is that right?

  9. dangevin | 5:15 am |

    Stop smiling, you look like a nut.

  10. dangevin | 5:15 am |

    Stolen from the rich, then impoorted.

  11. Marc | 6:52 am |

    Cause we all know that the Maple Leaf is the symbol of California

  12. Chuck | 7:23 am |

    …with Banjo on my knee !

  13. Dude | 9:14 am |

    Also try these large apples, impoorted from the New York smile in the United States.

  14. TJ | 11:18 am |

    Unlike the Macadamia nuts that come from the Hawaiian frown.

  15. Rigoletto | 3:14 pm |

    You think those look bad? You should see the ones that come from the Cockney smile from England.

  16. Salome | 3:45 pm |

    ‘Impoorted’, the opposite of ‘enriched’.

  17. MrBill | 3:53 pm |

    The Californian’s come is mighty chunky, no? It is from his nuts.

  18. Ralph Hamilton | 5:20 pm |

    The Maple from Canadian snows, the Shamrock, Leek, and Rose. What the hell has that to do with amber walnuts.

  19. Bob* | 6:11 pm |

    I come from smiley poor nutty california province of Canada

  20. Kelly | 6:34 pm |

    the irony of “poor” and “california” in the same place at a time like this makes me think the japanese planned the whole thing… crafty bastards!

  21. Kelly | 6:35 pm |

    oops, i mean chinese, in this case…

  22. stonefieldt | 1:05 am |

    The pecans are not as forthcoming about their origins. Must be impoorted from a less smiley place.

  23. Dylan | 9:28 am |

    More proof that the dollar isn’t worth what it used to be.

  24. Marc | 4:01 pm |

    With a banjo on my knee…

  25. Jim | 8:53 pm |

    Hmm… do you think there might be some sort of insinuation about the country of origin? Maybe it’s the red, yellow and blue.

  26. Jeek | 5:14 am |

    I am pleased to meat you, poor Ted. I feel sorry for your retardation.

  27. Grifter | 5:34 am |

    The bad economy goes nuts!

  28. ted john zhou | 8:53 am |

    yes, Im poor ted.

  29. donjuan71 | 9:42 am |

    Let me get this straight………..these are nuts……….with come from the Californian smile………………….and you want me to eat this? Is this the Oriental version of Rocky Mountain oysters?

  30. Ram | 4:13 am |

    darn.. these californian goods .. they are always impoorted

  31. DaVince | 5:09 pm |

    Looks more like Californada.

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