I traded my inhibitions for prohibitions…

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1. 

   J-Luke | 1:07 am |

   …after I see the result of my undressing.

2. 

   John Tranbo | 1:16 am |

   I am always disturbed by what i get up to in my alone time…

3. 

   Spoony | 1:19 am |

   I’m too sexy for my “having fun prohibited” shirt.

4. 

   Spoony | 1:20 am |

   Great. Another Amish stripper.

5. 

   Joseph | 4:30 am |

   Hypocrisy has never been more fun.

6. 

   ngyonghan | 5:33 am |

   “Double standards! That’s not fair! Everyone couldn’t undress except you!!”

7. 

   Pag | 5:57 am |

   Do as I say, not as I do!

8. 

   beechoak | 6:21 am |

   There’s a reason why we choose to clothe ourselves… and you’re one of them.

9. 

   casper | 7:03 am |

   I’m a very conflicted nudist!

10. 

    DieselDragon | 7:04 am |

    Although undressing is allowed, “IT” is only permitted in private room of hotel.

11. 

    DieselDragon | 7:05 am |

    …Even if in the attendance of married wife.

12. 

    Samuel | 7:23 am |

    Talk about hypocrisy…

13. 

    Brandon | 7:47 am |

    Sounds very Catholic.

14. 

    PG | 8:58 am |

    It must be a hair shirt.

15. 

    Big Fat Cat | 10:17 am |

    That’s a decree by the emperor of Japan.

16. 

    Larry Poobum | 10:26 am |

    I shall prohibit this activity & by the way you are allowed to be naked.

17. 

    uuu | 2:04 pm |

    do what i say, not what i do? or maybe “don’t do what i do, and don’t do what i’m telling you not to do”

    now i’m confused….

18. 

    Blazefire | 4:23 pm |

    I just did it for the example.

19. 

    DieselDragon | 4:47 pm |

    Bloody elitists!

20. 

    Grifter | 7:37 pm |

    Your name wouldn’t happen to be Chastity would it?

21. 

    Xila | 8:42 pm |

    No one wants to see that in public anyway.

22. 

    Maiya | 10:05 pm |

    Look, but don’t touch?

23. 

    kringo | 5:27 am |

    This is what happens when Schroedinger considers being a nudist.

24. 

    Taterman | 5:54 am |

    A classic example of the “Do as I say, not as I do” mentality.

25. 

    Hotjoe | 2:30 pm |

    Whew! its hot! *takes off shirt, then calls police*

26. 

    KC | 8:20 pm |

    removing clothes only permitted in lobby except between Saturday and Friday.

27. 

    willz | 4:42 pm |

    Considering it’s in Japan, the correct phrase should read:

    I undress myself and procreate it.

28. 

    mechagodzilla | 6:13 pm |

    the literal translation could not have been worse:
    take off-clothes-prohibit-stop

29. 

    donjuan71 | 8:15 am |

    I am naked. Do not look at me!!!

30. 

    Sandor | 7:46 pm |

    But I undress MYSELF, paint fake nipples all over my body, and run around claiming to be a wereidiot.

31. 

    Dave | 5:20 am |

    I intend to press charges against myself.

32. 

    dropkickmurphy | 3:01 am |

    hey me, put my clothes back on

33. 

    Ishkfe | 4:29 am |

    Hah! Screw you!

34. 

    Jash | 1:27 am |

    No competition allowed

35. 

    Dave | 2:52 pm |

    I’m nude underneath my clothes

36. 

    katie | 5:55 pm |

    i herby sentence myself to 1 year in prison

37. 

    Neddy Seagoon | 7:19 pm |

    ying tong iddle I po

38. 

    Choo-Choo | 1:32 pm |

    Oh, I’m just so naughty! I appall myself!

39. 

    neenz | 11:44 pm |

    When pro-censorship Republicans borrow radical protest tactics from the far left…

40. 

    LoL Productions (Goons Division) | 4:32 am |

    Needle nardle noo, to name but a few.

41. 

    Maximilian | 5:06 pm |

    Someone’s having some major mood swings.

42. 

    Kimiya | 8:55 pm |

    What a filthy hypocrite….

43. 

    yoyo | 1:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Stopcock.

44. 

    Icarus | 2:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “In other news an Attorney has just sued him self”

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