I’ll just focus on the happy tomorrow bit…

posted on 4 Jun 2009 in Stationery

 

Photo courtesy of Tim Robinson.
Coaster found at a 100-yen shop in Japan.

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  1. Damo | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not really a witty caption, but i just wanted to say: four top notch ‘Engrish Of The Day’s in a row! Will tomorrow bring a fifth…?

  2. Spoony | 1:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yesterday it expended. Slow slow.

  3. Spoony | 1:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After a few drinks the coaster made perfect sense sense.

  4. Damo | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    dUHHH, by which of course i meant FIVE… pointless bloody caption!
    It waste tomorrow in excellent leprosy.

  5. Senobarr | 2:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strong words from and old Jedi Master they are they are!!!

  6. jjhitt | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ..and either it expands fast fast ,,, or the guy with the Weedeater gets it.

  7. Terryl | 2:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My thinking must have been prevented! I just cannot grasp what they really want to say. Either I have tried hard hard but not hard enough, or i need to brush up my Engrish grammar.

  8. Algernon | 2:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those darn weeds! They’re everywhere!

  9. rowger | 3:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tomorrow, I’m starting with a clean slate.

  10. Kees | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy tommorow comes with fast thinking weeds? I’m thinking pot pot.

  11. beechoak | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    [singing] … “Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya, Tomorrow! You’re always a day away away…!”

  12. Hayden Otton | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sentient leaves????

  13. kringo | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Which do you prefer – good grammar or a happy tomorrow?

  14. Grifter | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An aim and a miss… at happiness…

  15. Xila | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Happiness is like a green vine that quickly wraps itself around and squeezes you to death.

  16. Yogesh Damle | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Happiness is left white and sticky!

  17. John | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We aim to please you. Please aim to please us.

  18. Yugan | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy tomorrow comes. Comprehension, never.

  19. willz | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After it expands fast fast through the leaf (or bush), happiness soon comes, which is the aim of everyone.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fonzies is back in HAPPY DAY TOMORROW!

  21. bigcaddy | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    misery today, happy tomorrow, doom next week.

  22. TJ | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When talking coasters at a Japanese bar start to make sense, it’s time to go home.

  23. DieselDragon | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The leaf fast thinking of tomorrow is not prevented? Time to break out the weedkiller… :)

  24. Hotjoe | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I’m coming I’m usually aiming at something else than a happy tomorrow.

  25. Firebert | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll just put a happy little bush right over there. See you tomorrow!

  26. Jim | 6:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a toilet seat lid?

  27. Andrew | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And we find the source for the scripts of both The Ruins and The Happening.

  28. Gene | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Right in your eye!!!

  29. Ram | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    tomorrow comes happy,tomorrow aims at happy,tomorrow extends the leaf,tomorrow is fast thinking,tomorrow is not prevented,tomorrow is fast fast (or either slow slow – an implicit suggestion).. m only helping

  30. Robin S | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    would that be Japan’s 99 cent store?

  31. JMS Stinnett | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Goodbye sad yesterday!”

  32. JD | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    aims at happiness ………. if it misses ……….. make it expand fast fast to it does not miss it

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