Mumblings of an old man

posted on 25 Jun 2009 in Drinks

 

Photo courtesy of Timothy Hines.
Alcohol made from buckwheat. 

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  1. stonefieldt | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What do you expect when Grandpa is drunk?

  2. kai | 1:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah’m jusht teshting it, shon…hic!

  3. John Tranbo | 1:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Oh yeah? Well, Shoc Yu too grandad!”

  4. jjhitt | 1:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Otay!

  5. jjhitt | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mumblings of an Old Man: Fancy bottle, fancy box, twist off top.

  6. Algernon | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Just the ticket for a skinful

  7. captionr | 2:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Tasting that flavor to make time feel flow is deep”
    The old man’s mumbling sure is deep…

  8. Ralph Hamilton | 2:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I imagine thay mean something like the label; “Grandfather Port”.

  9. kringo | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shoc me? Shoc YU!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Buckwheat doesn’t shocme. It’s the price!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The old man mumbles because he was hit by his wife with this bottle.

  12. beechoak | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The tasting of buckwheat has flown deep and extended the limits of its mouth.

  13. beechoak | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Oh, YEAH? Well, may ANNOTUBUYAKI to you, too, you mumbling old man…!”

  14. kringo | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This alcoholic beverage is., Shocyu.

  15. Blaze | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Buh Alfalfa! Yuh know yuh shuldn’ drink dat! Buh-weet says so!

  16. Taterman | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ingredients: War stories, complaints on the current generation, thoughts on medicare, red 17.

  17. beechoak | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “May the Annotubuyaki be with you…”

  18. beechoak | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One shot of this and you’ll feel through time.

  19. Yogesh Damle | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    if the old man mumbles through 38% alcohol, he sure has lived a time worth mumbling!

  20. blargin7 | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dang, that’s gotta be some strong stuff. It makes time feel flow.

  21. moose | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s always been my life goal to get so drunk I mumble like an old man. Now I know I have a classier alternative than bum wine for that goal.

  22. TJ | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oopsh I jusht peed myshelf.

  23. Dave Buggert Orf | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Mayan Not U Buy Aki” – yeah, Time, you feeling that deep flow, yet?? 2012 is coming!

  24. Xila31 | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t drink that Mummblings of an Old Man, it keeps going on about how they didn’t have liquer stores and they had to walk three miles into the forest to make our own hooch in the snow.

  25. theillen | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Surgeon Generals Warning: overconsumption may cause crotchetiness, overprotection of the lawn, phrases starting with “back in my day…” and intolerance of kids today with their music and the way they wear their pants around their ankles.

  26. Samuel | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buckweat? Feels more like Buckweed to me…

  27. bigcaddy | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the only liquer that makes you complain about today’s youth!

  28. Poisonous Gus | 10:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like there’s a Bob Dylan concert in my mouth and nobody can afford a ticket!

  29. BeadyEl | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If I could *hic* save time in *hic* a bottle .. *hic* …

  30. Lollerskate | 11:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    GRANDPA DRUNK IN SPACESHUTTLE

  31. DieselDragon | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There are many things that can be preserved in alcohol…

    …Dignity, unfortunately, is not one of them. 😉

  32. Marc | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Ohhhtay

  33. Jim | 9:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “may… mayan… maya. mayan– mayannotubuyaki”
    Aw, come on grandpa, have you been hitting that stuff again?

  34. Etheral | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    May result in unclear racism

  35. g.r. | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Caution: um, uh, may cause, um, uh, random, um, uh, mumbling about, um, uh, when I was your age, um, uh, when, um, uh, taken um, uh, internally.

  36. glee | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Korean translation fail as well.

  37. TeeBee | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mayouwannabuy aki?

  38. Atli Hafsteinsson | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Son, when time feels flow is deep, you have tasted that flavour.

  39. Casey Goranson | 12:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You- you know, this flavor reminds me of the crap they gave us to drink in that prison camp… lost a whole year of my life there, an’ when they broke us out, I couldn’t remember where I’d put my library card… Shoc yu, I’m not mumbling!

  40. Brian O. | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the liquor cabinet of Ernest Hemingway!

  41. Veggiet | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    not a comment… but I’m just wondering many of the previous commenters actually didn’t realize what was really really funny…

  42. Cobi | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The less than successful sequel to Memoirs of a Geisha

  43. Ruuku | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I drank too deep cause time was flowing really fast.

  44. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    May An not u buy Aki!

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