Now I am nervous…

posted on 13 Jun 2009 in Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Scot Eaton.
Found in Fukushima, Japan. 

31 captions

  1. John Tranbo | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And then the lavatory stretchd out its flush over the people and said
    “Let the Males and the Womans be parted”
    And there came a great wind from the west to part the males and womans. Evening passed, morning came. There was no mistake.

  2. beechoak | 3:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When in doubt, turn it over.

  3. beechoak | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Odd… the Female Lavatory just doesn’t feel right… something is missing.

  4. beechoak | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Oops! Sorry, Ladies. I didn’t realize the lavatory had separated. My mistake!”

  5. perstephan@gmail.com | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is obviously a woman’s work. If a man did this it’d be “please mistake!”

  6. Kees | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Darn, I missed the parting of the hermaphrodite toilet?

  7. bigcaddy | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is there a bathroom for married man and females?

  8. dangevin | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Her four-door convertible potty,
    Was starting to seem a bit naughty,
    So she set it all straight,
    With this vanity plate,
    So boys won’t see her fine auto body.

  9. gbear | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These instructions are for Ru Paul.

  10. Joseph | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s an identical one to this that’s been posted before -.-

  11. Big Fat Cat | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Absolutely agree with this. Lavatory is the only place where men and women are separated. Big mistake outside the lavatory.

  12. Bill S. | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some mistakes CAN’T be undone.

  13. rowger | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Adam and Eve would be pretty puzzeled at the sight of this sign.

  14. TJ | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It used to say feman before the operation.

  15. Brian | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be sure to double-check your anatomy before entering…

  16. kringo | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    because apparently bathrooms reproduce asexually in japan.

  17. John | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When a male loves a woman
    Can’t keep his mind on nothing else
    He’ll trade the world
    For the good thing he’s found

  18. Poisonus gus | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Note from God reveals upsetting truth about origins of human life.

  19. AnnaRexia | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t mistake is right. I did that once at a bar and hoo-wee what an embarrassment. Pickle surprise!

  20. Sad Panda | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That must have been one strange divorce settlement.

  21. Grifter | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this what they call Sex-regation?

  22. Hikari | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I only see the male toilet, though.

  23. Xila | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And so it came to pass that the men and the women could pee in privacy, and there was much rejoicing. (hurray!)

  24. DieselDragon | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But aren’t *all* lavatories seperated to the male and the woman?
    . . SEAT DOWN: Lavatory for woman use.
    . . SEAT UP: Lavatory for male use.

    …Simple! :D

  25. DieselDragon | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look carefully at the graphic on the sign…Isn’t the bottom half from the “male” sign and the top half from the “female” one? ;)

  26. Jame Gumb | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It rubs the lotion on it’s hands. It does this whenever it goes, or else it gets the hose again.

  27. Aron | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I almost just puked from laughing.

  28. dropkickmurphy | 2:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    but its still only one room?

  29. Lora | 4:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I noticed it says the “male” and not “man”. Does that mean the males who are using it aren’t human? Maybe they are animals, or aliens. Well, they pretty well all are on the inside. ;-)

  30. wronglish | 2:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ask toilet-man for help.

  31. Sho | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Didn’t you read the bible … after God made a man, a woman and a male lavatory, he made a female lavatory from a piece of plumbing from the male lavatory.

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