Now I am nervous…

posted on 13 Jun 2009 in Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Scot Eaton.
Found in Fukushima, Japan. 

31 captions

  1. John Tranbo | 2:31 am |

    And then the lavatory stretchd out its flush over the people and said
    “Let the Males and the Womans be parted”
    And there came a great wind from the west to part the males and womans. Evening passed, morning came. There was no mistake.

  2. beechoak | 3:25 am |

    When in doubt, turn it over.

  3. beechoak | 3:26 am |

    Odd… the Female Lavatory just doesn’t feel right… something is missing.

  4. beechoak | 3:28 am |

    “Oops! Sorry, Ladies. I didn’t realize the lavatory had separated. My mistake!”

  5. perstephan@gmail.com | 4:07 am |

    This is obviously a woman’s work. If a man did this it’d be “please mistake!”

  6. Kees | 4:10 am |

    Darn, I missed the parting of the hermaphrodite toilet?

  7. bigcaddy | 5:29 am |

    is there a bathroom for married man and females?

  8. dangevin | 5:30 am |

    Her four-door convertible potty,
    Was starting to seem a bit naughty,
    So she set it all straight,
    With this vanity plate,
    So boys won’t see her fine auto body.

  9. gbear | 5:30 am |

    These instructions are for Ru Paul.

  10. Joseph | 6:58 am |

    There’s an identical one to this that’s been posted before -.-

  11. Big Fat Cat | 7:15 am |

    Absolutely agree with this. Lavatory is the only place where men and women are separated. Big mistake outside the lavatory.

  12. Bill S. | 7:57 am |

    Some mistakes CAN’T be undone.

  13. rowger | 8:40 am |

    Adam and Eve would be pretty puzzeled at the sight of this sign.

  14. TJ | 10:40 am |

    It used to say feman before the operation.

  15. Brian | 10:52 am |

    Be sure to double-check your anatomy before entering…

  16. kringo | 11:40 am |

    because apparently bathrooms reproduce asexually in japan.

  17. John | 1:11 pm |

    When a male loves a woman
    Can’t keep his mind on nothing else
    He’ll trade the world
    For the good thing he’s found

  18. Poisonus gus | 1:12 pm |

    Note from God reveals upsetting truth about origins of human life.

  19. AnnaRexia | 2:06 pm |

    Don’t mistake is right. I did that once at a bar and hoo-wee what an embarrassment. Pickle surprise!

  20. Sad Panda | 6:10 pm |

    That must have been one strange divorce settlement.

  21. Grifter | 11:20 pm |

    Is this what they call Sex-regation?

  22. Hikari | 2:39 am |

    I only see the male toilet, though.

  23. Xila | 8:03 am |

    And so it came to pass that the men and the women could pee in privacy, and there was much rejoicing. (hurray!)

  24. DieselDragon | 12:21 pm |

    But aren’t *all* lavatories seperated to the male and the woman?
    . . SEAT DOWN: Lavatory for woman use.
    . . SEAT UP: Lavatory for male use.

    …Simple! 😀

  25. DieselDragon | 12:27 pm |

    Look carefully at the graphic on the sign…Isn’t the bottom half from the “male” sign and the top half from the “female” one? 😉

  26. Jame Gumb | 1:47 pm |

    It rubs the lotion on it’s hands. It does this whenever it goes, or else it gets the hose again.

  27. Aron | 11:31 am |

    I almost just puked from laughing.

  28. dropkickmurphy | 2:53 am |

    but its still only one room?

  29. Lora | 4:04 pm |

    I noticed it says the “male” and not “man”. Does that mean the males who are using it aren’t human? Maybe they are animals, or aliens. Well, they pretty well all are on the inside. 😉

  30. wronglish | 2:45 am |

    ask toilet-man for help.

  31. Sho | 12:50 pm |

    Didn’t you read the bible … after God made a man, a woman and a male lavatory, he made a female lavatory from a piece of plumbing from the male lavatory.

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