Paging Joan Rivers to customer service…

posted on 6 Jun 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Pay no attention to those expiration dates…

 

Photo courtesy of Laura Rahubka.
Found in Lhasa, Tibet.

26 captions

  1. ferall | 3:24 am |

    Ancients things? we cater to your needs, the store especially for you, all stock guaranteed extremely old.

  2. bigcaddy | 4:53 am |

    special offer: holy grails 95 cents

  3. Algernon | 5:05 am |

    Full of whatchamacallits and thingamabobs.

  4. John Tranbo | 5:06 am |

    The dating service for seniors!

  5. Kees | 5:34 am |

    Their home security system is a rolling boulder

  6. beechoak | 5:53 am |

    This just takes all the fun out of archeology!

  7. beechoak | 5:54 am |

    “Oh, darling, that dress is so last century…!”

  8. DieselDragon | 6:13 am |

    Check out our range of the *latest* computer software:
    . . MS DOS 5.0
    . . DECs Vax/VMS for corporate networks
    . . Microsoft Windows 3.11, and
    . . Microsoft BOB

    And we’re now offering all of these cutting edge software packages for the super price of only $99.99 each! 🙂

  9. DieselDragon | 6:14 am |

    Run by the grandfather of a character from The Addams Family. 🙂

  10. DieselDragon | 6:15 am |

    Does that sign refer to the goods on offer, or the building itself? 😀

  11. Firebert | 6:50 am |

    The difference between “antique” and “crap” is strictly marketing.

  12. blargin7 | 7:08 am |

    How much for that mummy in the window?

  13. Yugan | 7:58 am |

    古董肉??

  14. staplerman | 8:06 am |

    wooooh sweet! i bet this is where my cousin got his collection of Madonna’s used diapers.

  15. fishyfriend | 9:34 am |

    We buy junk and sell antiques.

  16. Ralph Hamilton | 3:36 pm |

    This is a suitable receptacle for your Almighty Tong.

  17. Twitchy | 7:25 pm |

    Ancient Thing Store; your one stop shop for certified antique stuff.

  18. Katie | 10:37 pm |

    Ancient thing… You make my heart sing…

  19. Niagara Powered | 11:05 pm |

    ‘The Ancient Thing is… well… were not really sure what it is. But it’s very, very old and we only have one. Enjoy your shopping.”

  20. Tan | 4:32 am |

    it’s supposed to be Antiques Store

  21. Nbil | 6:57 am |

    what are you looking for? we have only one, THE ancient thing

  22. Grifter | 7:38 pm |

    The thrift market just got old.

  23. Sad Panda | 6:48 am |

    All the food is past the expiration dates

  24. Kelly | 5:57 pm |

    you want thingamabobs? we´ve got 20.

  25. Ishkfe | 4:30 am |

    Is it timeless or just ancient?

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:57 pm |

    I am The Thing. For we are many.

    Things.

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