Paging Joan Rivers to customer service…

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   ferall | 3:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Ancients things? we cater to your needs, the store especially for you, all stock guaranteed extremely old.

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   bigcaddy | 4:53 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   special offer: holy grails 95 cents

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   Algernon | 5:05 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Full of whatchamacallits and thingamabobs.

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   John Tranbo | 5:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The dating service for seniors!

5. 

   Kees | 5:34 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Their home security system is a rolling boulder

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   beechoak | 5:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   This just takes all the fun out of archeology!

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   beechoak | 5:54 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Oh, darling, that dress is so last century…!”

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   DieselDragon | 6:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Check out our range of the *latest* computer software:
   . . MS DOS 5.0
   . . DECs Vax/VMS for corporate networks
   . . Microsoft Windows 3.11, and
   . . Microsoft BOB

   And we’re now offering all of these cutting edge software packages for the super price of only $99.99 each!

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   DieselDragon | 6:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Run by the grandfather of a character from The Addams Family.

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    DieselDragon | 6:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Does that sign refer to the goods on offer, or the building itself?

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    Firebert | 6:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The difference between “antique” and “crap” is strictly marketing.

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    blargin7 | 7:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    How much for that mummy in the window?

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    Yugan | 7:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    古董肉??

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    staplerman | 8:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    wooooh sweet! i bet this is where my cousin got his collection of Madonna’s used diapers.

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    fishyfriend | 9:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    We buy junk and sell antiques.

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    Ralph Hamilton | 3:36 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    This is a suitable receptacle for your Almighty Tong.

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    Twitchy | 7:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ancient Thing Store; your one stop shop for certified antique stuff.

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    Katie | 10:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ancient thing… You make my heart sing…

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    Niagara Powered | 11:05 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    ‘The Ancient Thing is… well… were not really sure what it is. But it’s very, very old and we only have one. Enjoy your shopping.”

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    Tan | 4:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    it’s supposed to be Antiques Store

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    Nbil | 6:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    what are you looking for? we have only one, THE ancient thing

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    Grifter | 7:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The thrift market just got old.

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    Sad Panda | 6:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    All the food is past the expiration dates

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    Kelly | 5:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    you want thingamabobs? we´ve got 20.

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    Ishkfe | 4:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is it timeless or just ancient?

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