Rough and Revokable

posted on 26 Jun 2009 in Menus

 

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Photo courtesy of Visi Wade.
Seen on a menu in a coffee house in Kyoto, Japan.

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  1. Niagara Powered | 1:21 am |

    The Sausage demands your obedience.

  2. Kees | 1:39 am |

    To make his point, the chef roughly influenced the sausage, revoked the waffle and iced the coffee for good measure.

  3. Algernon | 1:59 am |

    Mmm I think I have the Yogurt

  4. Jazzy | 3:16 am |

    If the sausage isn’t rough enough, try our punch.

  5. rowger | 3:23 am |

    Much more successful than the Tender Love Sausage.

  6. John Tranbo | 4:34 am |

    Buddy, be careful in here. If you’re too much of a bad influence, the waffle will revoke your toast!

  7. Grifter | 5:12 am |

    Is the waffle revokable with or without the rough sausage?

  8. beechoak | 5:19 am |

    Looks like somebody already roughly influended the sausage.

  9. beechoak | 5:21 am |

    “Waitress… I know I ordered the toast, but I’m waffling right now between that and the Engrish muffins. Can I change my order?”

  10. beechoak | 5:22 am |

    Oh, I see they have Iced Coffee on the menu… must be one of those “Southern” Japan restaurants, ya’ll! 😉

  11. Alex | 5:55 am |

    If it stuffs the rough influence sausage into its mouth, substance and a taste will spread to the limit of a mouth.

  12. Xila | 6:16 am |

    This restaurant serves tough love.

  13. Yogesh Damle | 8:34 am |

    “The hot dog is good, but what part of the dog did it have?”

  14. willz | 9:10 am |

    Rough sausage? No problem. I’m down to get the friction on!!!

  15. Blaze | 9:16 am |

    The sausage is so cheap because they charge extra for the fine grit sandpaper on the side.

  16. bigcaddy | 10:09 am |

    this restaraunt is popular with the BDSM crowd

  17. TJ | 10:50 am |

    Waffle change…but only if the waffle wants to change.

  18. TJ | 10:54 am |

    The yogurt looks like soup, the sausage looks like bread, and the waffles look like pizza. Yum.

  19. TJ | 10:55 am |

    Isn’t “Selection Menu” a bit redundant?

  20. David | 2:39 pm |

    Oh look! It serves us lemon tea and milk tea! I wonder if they have beer tea…

  21. BigFatCat | 7:01 pm |

    The Sausage is rough because it was influenced by bad influence sausage

  22. banj0man | 8:17 pm |

    Piglet finally get revenge.

  23. Hikari | 1:56 am |

    Yes, I did like a waffle change very much, this one here was too near the rough sausage.

  24. DieselDragon | 5:16 am |

    Unfortunately for me, I didn’t notice that bit on the menu about waffle change, and paid for my coffee with a Â¥2,000 note…

    …Would anybody be interested in thirty-eight Japanese waffles? 🙂

  25. Marc | 6:54 am |

    If you use your rough sausage while driving, you’ll get your waffle revoked.

  26. BLAKE | 11:17 am |

    You know how the saying goes… “Aint nothin’ revokable as waffles!”

  27. Pamela | 7:17 pm |

    Please, Miss, I’ll have a rough sausage, and how exactly does the waffle change go?

  28. TJ | 3:58 pm |

    The sausage is rough and the chicken is rude and unreasonable.

  29. Etheral | 9:43 am |

    This neighborhood is so bad even the sausages leave a rough influence in you. The softhearted “waffles” are used to being revoked. The toast.

  30. donjuan71 | 9:43 am |

    I thought a rough influence sausage was something you got your first day in prison?

  31. Needalaugh | 6:35 pm |

    Don’t drop the soap!

  32. Dave | 7:35 am |

    I was caught eating and I got my toast revoked. I blame the bad influence of the sausage.

  33. Yui | 6:35 pm |

    From the makers that brought you Rude and Unreasonable Chicken…

  34. Casey | 7:06 pm |

    The influence of that sausage won’t be nearly as rough as the outfluence.

  35. Akana | 9:04 pm |

    How will they revoke the waffle when it’s in my tummy?

  36. McLovinYourMother | 2:13 am |

    How can the waffle not revoke with such tough sausage?

  37. N | 3:56 pm |

    Will that be with or without the ill-permitted orange juice?

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