Temple Sign from Bali

posted on 1 Jun 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries


Photo courtesy of Antonia Jenny.
Found in Bali, Indonesia (likely a Hindu temple). 

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  1. Larissa | 7:59 am |

    The short version: Don’t even bothering trying to enter this temple.

  2. miki | 10:35 am |

    aww.. i feel bad for the zombies.. they can’t enter the temple since they’re impure due to death.. tear for zombies.. ROFL!

  3. s(p)am® | 3:34 am |

    do i need paperwork to prove all that? damn pious bureaucrats …i’m gonna visit something more sinner-friendly. where’s the closest strip-club?

  4. Shadowwork | 2:47 pm |

    8: ladies whose children’s babies have begun to have hot flashes

  5. Patrick | 11:26 pm |

    I madly want to go in there.

  6. Willy Bobo | 5:55 pm |

    Having lived in Bali let me explain the teeth thing.
    A right of adulthood in Balinese hinduism is a ceremony call teeth filing.
    The front teeth are filed to remove the sharp points. This is considered to remove the animal like tendencies and is a sign of taking your full place in society. It is similar to Catholic Confirmation or Jewish Bar/Bat Mitzvah.

  7. Willy Bobo | 5:57 pm |

    Sorry, my last post was not funny.

    2 peanuts are walking down the street, 1 was assaulted.

  8. Myself | 2:44 pm |

    If you violate any of these rules, we will make you impure due to death.

  9. Myself | 2:45 pm |

    Sure, I’m getting impure due to death, but I can go in, I’m not a dvotee.

  10. Myself | 2:48 pm |

    This reminds me of the rules for the roller coaster at my town’s boardwalk.

  11. Myself | 9:23 pm |

    @Shadowwork 2:47
    Any lady that old would already be getting impure due to death.

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