When you gotta go…

posted on 19 Jun 2009 in Signs

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Sign went up in Duluth, GA and was up for about a week
before being replaced by “Sam’s Crab Shack”.

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  1. derailer | 1:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like someone finally found a way to recycle Taco Bell…

  2. Kees | 1:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sam’s Crap House, where you eat what you excrete!

  3. rowger | 2:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The house itself may be crap but the food in pretty good!

  4. John Tranbo | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man…shouldn’t have hired that architect.

  5. beechoak | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lunch stop on the sh*tseeing tour…

  6. beechoak | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The restrooms next to the Sam’s Club Superstore.

  7. beechoak | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Service is a little TOO good… the waitresses keep coming around to see how you’re doing,… and MY “business” is NONE of THEIR business!

  8. Big Fat Cat | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The crappy food is terribly good!

  9. Big Fat Cat | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The owner was a former employee of Sam’s Crab House down the street. He has a non-competition agreement with his former boss and the only option for him is this crappy restaurant.

  10. beechoak | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Home of the Original Steamed Crap with Rice!

  11. kringo | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    . . . where being a pack rat never felt so. . . awkward.

  12. kringo | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like Georgians don’t take their Korean food so seriously.

  13. Grifter | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve had enough of your potty mouth!

  14. Khymera | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My friend shouldn’t of slept with that waiter, now she has genital craps.

  15. theillen | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jimmy: Ugh. I’m full.
    Billy: Yeah, full of crap you louse.

  16. Yogesh Damle | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Audience are requested to remain seated throughout the performance!

  17. willz | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sam’s crap is legendary, compared to all of the other lower quality crap. Our crap is large, fresh, and made to order. Man o’ man, Sam’s crap is good sh*t!

  18. TJ | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be where all the unbought Snuggies and Sham-wows! go.

  19. DanT | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try the chocolate mousse!

  20. Lollerskate | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Using the bathroom costs extra!

  21. shaunmc | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What about this Crappy photographer? Keep your thumbs off of my Crap House!

  22. Sandor | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like the City Wok restaurant in South Park may have a competitor chain to worry about soon.

  23. bigcaddy | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The food is steamy but never cooked.

  24. DieselDragon | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet he regrets employing those cowboy builders! :)

  25. DieselDragon | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Public lavatories run by private companies, carrying recognisable branding and in competition with one another?

    Only in America… 😉

  26. DieselDragon | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A dice house? In Georgia? I thought only Nevada had legalised gambling! :O

  27. Pamela | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The owner tried to open a rest area that looked really inviting for the whole family…

  28. buffy | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please light a match on your way out.

  29. Senobarr | 2:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Everything about the place is just crap, the food, the service, and the atmosphere!!

  30. Luna | 7:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if there’s anybody that has actually followed what the comments said. That’d be a show….

  31. Dave | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Discount toilets at Sam’s Crap House. Next to Lon’s Poop Shack.

  32. g.r. | 6:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Endorsed by Ex-Lax and Preparation H.

  33. Slider | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So good, you’ll crap your hands.

  34. Kyle | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The fourth little pig used an eco-friendly building material.

  35. dropkickmurphy | 2:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    thats a pretty fancy bathroom

  36. dropkickmurphy | 2:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hmmm, where do you want to go out to the bathroom tonight hunny? i’m feeling sams crap house, we haven’t been there in a while

  37. Lone Wolf | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Home of the hot “fudge” sundae

  38. pinkbunny | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve actually been there. And believe me, the first sign was more appropriate!

  39. Ishkfe | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Excuse me. Could you tell me where the restrooms are?”
    “Wherever you want.”
    “So, that smell is not coming from the kitchen, right?”
    “Kitchen?!”

  40. Bobby | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pretty fancy lookin’ toilet!

  41. Lora | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sam’s Crap House…We’re Full of It!

  42. Neals | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, so that’s what Shitake sauce is all about.

  43. jared | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where constipation means you’re full

  44. It's the me | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please note an important distinction: this is not a “Store”; this is Sam’s Crap “House”.

  45. sushi | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Complimentary matches with every doggy bag.

  46. globetraveller | 8:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A sh*tty branch of Sam’s Pizza Land

  47. Megan | 5:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s the urinal?

  48. Robert | 8:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m impressed. I only have a drawer full of crap. My ex got all my crap.

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