A bit on the grainy side…

posted on 12 Jul 2009 in Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Aaron Meyer. 
Restaurant found in Tokyo, Japan.  

33 captions

  1. Jay | 1:20 am |

    Fried in 100% pure canola soil.

  2. DieselDragon | 1:46 am |

    …Witches not allowed.

  3. DieselDragon | 1:50 am |

    Just when I was thinking that only french fries could give me a mouth as dry as that… 😮

    (Oh, and add “In this resturant” to my above one – I meant to, but I’m too tired again. C’mon Engrish.com…Do the edit function! 😀 )

  4. DieselDragon | 1:53 am |

    You think that’s bad? Wait until you see how much they charge for the drinks in this place! 😮

  5. DieselDragon | 2:00 am |

    The diet counter in a pro-Atkins resturant. 😉

  6. John Tranbo | 3:02 am |

    McDonald’s “International” menu for American troops in Iraq

  7. Jazzy | 3:43 am |

    Where “desert” is “dessert.”

  8. Ishkfe | 4:26 am |

    If you want a drink, you need to go to the Hot Dog & Oasis, next door.

  9. Yogesh Damle | 5:06 am |

    The next morning, you give glass shards. Silicrap!

  10. TJ | 5:41 am |

    I have absolutely no idea what they actually meant to say.

  11. TJ | 5:43 am |

    When they said “whole grains”, I thought they were talking about the bread.

  12. Firebert | 7:25 am |

    Now for a taste of true grit.

  13. ShadowClone | 8:05 am |

    But I wanted cold sand with my burgers plus a desert…

  14. Xila | 9:34 am |

    “Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my sand?”
    “Digging for oil.”

  15. Big Fat Cat | 10:32 am |

    The hot sand is used for cooking the hot dogs.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 10:33 am |

    You find hot chickens at the Hot Sand

  17. Josey | 10:51 am |

    “Sand” is Japanese slang for sandwich… still pretty amusing.

  18. Grifter | 11:06 am |

    Be sure to ask for the Sahara Special

  19. Bill S. | 11:39 am |

    White (Sand) Castle?

  20. Adelaide | 2:59 pm |

    An American’s dream come true!

  21. g.r. | 6:04 pm |

    The Hot Sand goes best with “Pure Ground” coffee.

  22. Alex | 7:20 pm |

    I think that the recent budget cuts really reduce the quality of the food here.

  23. willz | 10:10 pm |

    Todays special: 6 oz. top soil with garlic cactus, and a side of dune salad. Top it off with some oasis cooler.

  24. tekleader | 2:17 pm |

    What a barbeque in hell is like. And there’s no beer. And there are raisins in the cole slaw. And the potato salad is german potato salad.

  25. Dav | 4:22 pm |

    There’s an excellent “Chinese Sand” shop in Sapporo, loved to eat there. The name always cracked me up though.

  26. Alex | 10:08 am |

    “Do you want sand with that?”

  27. Marc | 12:42 pm |

    Get it while it’s hot

  28. Pablo | 10:57 pm |

    Where “eat my dust” gets a whole new meaning

  29. Pete | 7:11 pm |

    Oh those gems of Japanized English.

    My wife’s Japanese and she says “Sandoh” (Sand) for “Sandwich” alla time.

  30. Lanz16 | 12:29 pm |

    Its so crunchy and tasty too, tastes like soil… honest! ahahaha!!!

  31. Phil | 9:00 am |

    they pronounce sandwich “sand” instead of saying the whole word

  32. pijo | 1:11 am |

    hot sand will turn into glass

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:47 am |

    – A sand, please.
    – Witch, Sir?

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