And then we gonna pinching your tuch….

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   Algernon | 1:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Ouch, what’s that in your pocket.

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   Ralph Hamilton | 3:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   As Mae West said: “Are you packin?”

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   beechoak | 3:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Hold me close and let my new club tuch your heart…

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   beechoak | 3:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   … by Viagra!

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   Jazzy | 3:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Reach out and tuch someone!

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   John Tranbo | 3:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Can’t Tuch this!

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   Big Fat Cat | 3:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   By the Untuchables!

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   Grifter | 5:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   You’re giving me palpatuchins

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   Taterman | 5:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Not to be confused with Old Club… which was notorious for tuching just about everywhere else.

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    Chris | 7:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t touch my tuch!

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    Classic Steve | 7:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Watch those hands, buddy; that’s not my heart!

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    donjuan71 | 8:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “I said Lord take me downtown, I’m just lookin’ for some tuch…….”

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    GoodGuy | 11:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    All the hip heart surgeons in Hokkaido get their groove on at New Club

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    TJ | 11:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    …and you gonna getting laid.

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    TJ | 12:12 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I tried tuching a girls heart. I ended up getting arrested for sexual harassment.

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    gbear | 2:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    You obviously failed anatomy.

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    nicoffeine | 3:45 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    But first, we gonna copping a feel.

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    Firebert | 4:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Please recommend not tuching your heart without proper lubrication.

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    kringo | 6:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    New album by Jerry Darlak and the Buffalo Tuch

    “Tucha Jasiu. . . .”

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    DieselDragon | 7:10 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Where will it be, when will it open, and will the drinks be reasonably priced?

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    DieselDragon | 7:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    By the look on her face, it’s not her heart that he’s trying to touch…

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    DieselDragon | 7:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    New Club: Touching the heart in many better ways than the Old Club.
    (But neither can reach the heart nearly as quickly or as effectively as my Sword… )

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    g.r. | 7:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    In case you gonna loosing your tuch….

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    Mansour Cheeseman | 9:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The Old Club never tuched my heart like the New one.

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    TJ | 12:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is that a club in your heart or are you just happy to see me?

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    McLovinYourMother | 2:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    and then we’re gonna tuching lower….

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    101mahina | 4:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I feel violated… But in a good way

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