BJ not guaranteed upon check in…

posted on 11 Jul 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

Photo courtesy of Justin Barrass.
Found in Seoul, Korea. 

39 captions

  1. SF | 1:04 am |

    Was the picture sent by the owner?

  2. Algernon | 1:06 am |

    Your pleasure is our pleasure.

  3. DieselDragon | 1:08 am |

    For room service, please page Ms. Porn… 🙂

  4. DieselDragon | 1:11 am |

    The recent credit crunch and cutbacks in expenses had a rather unfortunate consequence for the Hotel Billie Jean… 😉

  5. Algernon | 1:16 am |

    From the Foo King chain of family Hotels

  6. DieselDragon | 1:39 am |

    Try one of our rooms with a view over the B.J. Park nearby…They’re very popular with all of our guests!
    (If you don’t understand the connection and are over 18, have a peek through the Adult Engrish archives sometime. 😉 )

  7. DieselDragon | 1:40 am |

    @Algernon: Isn’t that chain owned by Juan King?

  8. Algernon | 1:44 am |

    DieselDragon: It’s all in the family

  9. DieselDragon | 2:00 am |

    I’ve stayed in some right dives in my time, but this place just blows…

  10. kringo | 2:13 am |

    I wonder if the restaurant has a santorum special.

  11. Niagara Powered | 5:48 am |

    The Hotel BJ was a little out of my price range, so I ended up at the Motel 69 across town.

  12. Brandon | 6:23 am |

    Hourly rates available.

  13. Bill S. | 7:59 am |

    I always stay here. It’s my favorite hi-rise.

  14. beechoak | 8:15 am |

    I didn’t think it was physically possible, but the room service here blows and sucks all at the same time.

  15. Grifter | 10:17 am |

    We advertise through word of mouth

  16. Exosaurus | 11:51 am |

    Prices that aren’t hard to swallow

  17. Xila | 1:07 pm |

    The sign really brings in a lot of suckers….

  18. Slider | 1:25 pm |

    Either their service sucks, or it’ll blow you away.

  19. TJ | 5:06 pm |

    Located in the Red Light District.

  20. Spoony | 5:24 pm |

    The Penicillin vending machine is right next to the condom machine.

  21. Spoony | 5:25 pm |

    Don’t shine a black light anywhere in that building. You don’t want to know.

  22. Hotjoe | 12:14 am |

    Hotel B.J.—- The only hotel where the “knock knock, room service, you want towel?” is actually answered

  23. Yogesh Damle | 5:37 am |

    Before acquisition, the hotel was named ‘coral essex’, one short circuit on the neons, and the hotel was sold out!

    By the way, the flagship hotels in BJing and Pecking are great to visit with the whore family!

  24. ShadowClone | 8:09 am |

    They get their patrons through “work of mouth”…

  25. Steve | 4:22 am |

    What!? That’s not fair! I paid money for that!

  26. donjuan71 | 7:00 am |

    Why do I have to pay $60 just to get in the door? What do you mean, do I want a body shampoo?

  27. Anony1200 | 2:29 am |

    I’ve seen some great hotel staff and service,but the folks here just blow me away.

  28. Marc | 6:14 am |

    and the Bear.

  29. I can’t believe noone asked if it was a Hilton?

  30. Marc | 12:43 pm |

    Where Clinton likes to stay when he’s in Korea

  31. Pablo | 11:00 pm |

    Suites are divided between swallow and spits!

  32. McLovinYourMother | 2:08 am |

    Bj hotels: Sevicing tourists since 1985.

  33. ShadyHibiscus | 4:30 pm |

    So… it’s someone owned by a guy nicknamed BJ? I must be innocent then all get out if I don’t know the whole joke behind it…

  34. halfasemitone | 4:22 pm |

    compared to the rest, this is blow for blow the best hotel.

  35. Pete | 10:37 am |

    Vietnamese noodle house downstairs: Pho King.

  36. JMS Stinnett | 4:16 am |

    Its customer appreciation today!

  37. Michael | 11:26 pm |

    OH!!! I’ve seen this in Korea! hahaha I was like “that’s an interesting name…” It’s in Kangnam, Seoul.

  38. sarahnghaeyo | 11:59 pm |

    Best part of this~ It’s located in Sinchon (at least the one I saw)

    That’s in the most college part of Seoul…we see where all of the students go to study anatomy with a partner 😉

  39. Michael | 11:49 pm |

    Check in, Relax and get a load off…

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