BJ not guaranteed upon check in…

posted on 11 Jul 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

Photo courtesy of Justin Barrass.
Found in Seoul, Korea. 

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  1. SF | 1:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Was the picture sent by the owner?

  2. Algernon | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your pleasure is our pleasure.

  3. DieselDragon | 1:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For room service, please page Ms. Porn… :)

  4. DieselDragon | 1:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The recent credit crunch and cutbacks in expenses had a rather unfortunate consequence for the Hotel Billie Jean… ;)

  5. Algernon | 1:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the Foo King chain of family Hotels

  6. DieselDragon | 1:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try one of our rooms with a view over the B.J. Park nearby…They’re very popular with all of our guests!
    (If you don’t understand the connection and are over 18, have a peek through the Adult Engrish archives sometime. ;) )

  7. DieselDragon | 1:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon: Isn’t that chain owned by Juan King?

  8. Algernon | 1:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DieselDragon: It’s all in the family

  9. DieselDragon | 2:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve stayed in some right dives in my time, but this place just blows…

  10. kringo | 2:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if the restaurant has a santorum special.

  11. Niagara Powered | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Hotel BJ was a little out of my price range, so I ended up at the Motel 69 across town.

  12. Brandon | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hourly rates available.

  13. Bill S. | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always stay here. It’s my favorite hi-rise.

  14. beechoak | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t think it was physically possible, but the room service here blows and sucks all at the same time.

  15. Grifter | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We advertise through word of mouth

  16. Exosaurus | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Prices that aren’t hard to swallow

  17. Xila | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign really brings in a lot of suckers….

  18. Slider | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Either their service sucks, or it’ll blow you away.

  19. TJ | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Located in the Red Light District.

  20. Spoony | 5:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Penicillin vending machine is right next to the condom machine.

  21. Spoony | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t shine a black light anywhere in that building. You don’t want to know.

  22. Hotjoe | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hotel B.J.—- The only hotel where the “knock knock, room service, you want towel?” is actually answered

  23. Yogesh Damle | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Before acquisition, the hotel was named ‘coral essex’, one short circuit on the neons, and the hotel was sold out!

    By the way, the flagship hotels in BJing and Pecking are great to visit with the whore family!

  24. ShadowClone | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They get their patrons through “work of mouth”…

  25. Steve | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What!? That’s not fair! I paid money for that!

  26. donjuan71 | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why do I have to pay $60 just to get in the door? What do you mean, do I want a body shampoo?

  27. Anony1200 | 2:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve seen some great hotel staff and service,but the folks here just blow me away.

  28. Marc | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and the Bear.

  29. Corporal Punnishment | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t believe noone asked if it was a Hilton?

  30. Marc | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where Clinton likes to stay when he’s in Korea

  31. Pablo | 11:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Suites are divided between swallow and spits!

  32. McLovinYourMother | 2:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bj hotels: Sevicing tourists since 1985.

  33. ShadyHibiscus | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So… it’s someone owned by a guy nicknamed BJ? I must be innocent then all get out if I don’t know the whole joke behind it…

  34. halfasemitone | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    compared to the rest, this is blow for blow the best hotel.

  35. Pete | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vietnamese noodle house downstairs: Pho King.

  36. JMS Stinnett | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Its customer appreciation today!

  37. Michael | 11:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OH!!! I’ve seen this in Korea! hahaha I was like “that’s an interesting name…” It’s in Kangnam, Seoul.

  38. sarahnghaeyo | 11:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Best part of this~ It’s located in Sinchon (at least the one I saw)

    That’s in the most college part of Seoul…we see where all of the students go to study anatomy with a partner ;)

  39. Michael | 11:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Check in, Relax and get a load off…

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