Brown rice?

posted on 6 Jul 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

No better way to end a good Chinese meal…

Photo courtesy of Rommeij Delaney.
Photo taken in Jodhpur India.
I believe they meant ‘rice pudding’.

35 captions

  1. Bechstein62 | 1:58 am |

    Snap, Crackle, Poop — Rice Crappies!!

  2. Jazzy | 2:42 am |

    And for the main course – Pooping Duck

  3. David | 2:48 am |

    Rice Pooping – fresh from the cow-mooing meadow!

  4. Terryl | 2:55 am |

    Try that poop thing with the restaurant’s favorite banana bustard.

  5. beechoak | 3:49 am |

    Oh-oh! Shouldn’t have had the “Rice & Saurkraut Special” before eating all those pancakes…!

  6. beechoak | 3:50 am |

    Adds a new meaning to “just desserts”…

  7. beechoak | 3:52 am |

    Banana-Honey-Spam and Pancakes…
    Pancakes-Banana-Honey and Spam…
    Banana-Spam-Honey and Custard…
    Custard-Pancakes-Spam and Poop…

  8. beechoak | 3:54 am |

    “Aw, man! Mice got into the Rice Pudding mix again…!”

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:05 am |

    It’s better than the Lice Pudding from the Chinese Restaurant across the street.

  10. Algernon | 4:38 am |

    Rice Pooping. A specialty of the the Woo flun dung

  11. Grifter | 4:53 am |

    All over you like white on crap

  12. rowger | 4:57 am |

    It’s nice to have a little variety after all those pancakes.

  13. Yogesh Damle | 5:36 am |

    Poopeye with extra virgin olive oyl!

  14. Classic Steve | 5:54 am |

    How appropriate that it comes last.

  15. Xila31 | 7:43 am |

    This is a dessert best ordered to go.

  16. kringo | 9:09 am |

    I’ll NOT have the #2 special.

  17. TJ | 10:54 am |

    That’s not chocolate you’re looking at…

  18. TJ | 11:12 am |

    Since when are pancakes considered dessert?

  19. kringo | 11:36 am |

    That last item makes those banana, mint, and pork pancakes seem palatable.

  20. Adelaide | 6:23 pm |

    The more you eat it, the browner it gets.

  21. Na-dan | 9:16 pm |

    I would love to have some pancakes… FOR ME TO POOP ON!

  22. donjuan71 | 12:32 pm |

    1. Sweet corn soup
    2. Pineapple pancake
    3. Banana custard
    4. Rice pooping
    5. Repeat as necessary.

  23. ShadowClone | 8:27 am |

    “…and coming out in the rear, ‘Rice Pooping’. Those are our items for dessert, sir. What would you like?”

  24. commander beatdown | 7:33 am |

    I gotta take a dumpling.

  25. fishyfriend | 6:55 pm |

    that explains the piece of corn I found in mine.

  26. Akana | 8:56 pm |

    I would totally order that just to see if they wheeled out a little bowl on wheels with a toilet hanging over it and a guy straining on said toilet…
    I’m not eating rice for a week thanks to that lovely visual I just gave myself.

  27. Pablo | 11:13 pm |

    Nothing beats rice pooping after sushi eating!

  28. BLAKE | 9:29 am |

    They seem to catch wild rice at the wrong moment.

  29. Lora | 2:58 pm |

    Umm…I think I’ll have the pancakes?

  30. Lora | 3:01 pm |

    If you eat all those pancakes you’ll feel waffle…until you’ve had a good rice pooping.

  31. UserIsThis | 8:27 pm |

    I wonder where it comes from…

  32. Trish | 7:24 pm |

    after a meal like that i bet rice isn’t all you’ll be pooping

  33. LaughingCoy | 7:13 am |

    What’ll it be, pancakes or poop?

  34. Dave | 10:26 pm |

    That’s not rice…its maggots….

  35. Jecfinn | 2:09 am |

    Damn, I always order the wrong thing!!

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