Clean, and blue!

posted on 19 Jul 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Hayley C.
Found at Korean supermarket in US.

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  1. Algernon | 1:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow thats cheaper than the clean red crap in th corner.

  2. Algernon | 1:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This clean blue crap tastes pretty sh*tty.

  3. Jay | 1:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    George Carlin used to say there was no blue food. Now we know why.

  4. ShadowClone | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you eat too much clean blue crap, you will eventually release dirty brown crap!

  5. Spoony | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a piece of corn?

  6. Spoony | 2:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smells as fresh as the day it was made!

  7. Julie Taber | 3:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just picked up fresh off the plane.

  8. captionr | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    well at least it’s clean
    unlike that green crap over there

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t complain folks. The Koreans have the unclean blue crap consumed locally.

  10. motordog | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These two girls will have one cup’s worth, please.

  11. dangevin | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and this one is from my blue period, I call it “I wish I hadn’t had the Grande Combo.”

  12. kringo | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Smurfilicious!

  13. dangevin | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pure azure manure.

  14. Yogesh Damle | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this the Royal crap shown on the Shitseeing tours? :)

  15. Yogesh Damle | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    P.S:- In case they take ‘blue blooded’ to another dimension!

  16. g.r. | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case the standard brown crap isn’t satisfactory.

  17. Dude | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Clean blue crap: Better quality than that red crap!

  18. Yogesh Damle | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flautulance blues!

  19. DieselDragon | 10:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man…This is good s***! :)

  20. DieselDragon | 10:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …But isn’t this exactly the same as the (Cheaper) dirty purple crap over there, save that it’s been through a diswasher?

  21. Grifter | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as it’s clean…

  22. Marc | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did somebody order the Poo-Poo platter?

  23. Dave | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You mean “2000 Flushes” toilet bowl cleaner?

  24. Chris | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be really good crap…

  25. Peabruck | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I told you to quite eating so many triple washed blueberries!

  26. Fede | 8:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It must be from one of the integrants of the Blue Man Group!… Or not?

  27. Cecily | 10:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ugh…that’s the last time you’ll see me eating three bars of Coast soap.

  28. Marc | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Clean blue crap is a command, it means “Clean out the litterbox”

  29. Take2 | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And one order of Dessert toothpaste, please!

  30. donjuan71 | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, what did you expect? It’s on sale. You want clean blue good stuff, you need to spend some.

  31. John Dough | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After downing a bottle of Windex you get…

  32. kinslayer | 1:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the makers of “Crappy looking thing” and “Black Spit”!

  33. Alex | 10:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well… at least it’s clean…

  34. Lollerskate | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like some ginger with it…

  35. tekleader | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Blue Man Group’s marketing has gone too far this time!

  36. Lisa | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are we shopping at the sanitation department?

  37. Pete | 7:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HEY! They didn’t sell any special “Maryland Blue Crap!”

  38. halfasemitone | 4:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    jazz….. kind of blue.

  39. Jim | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Refined from hand collected Smurf droppings…

  40. andre | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i got one myself, different colour though…

  41. LaughingCoy | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So much variety in crap in Asia!

  42. JMS Stinnett | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better than the dirty brown ones……

  43. Adam | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess crap turns blue after it’s been cleaned

  44. bridget | 9:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    FINALLY! I have been everywhere looking for this. Now where do they keep the herpes?….

  45. ________________________ | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer my blue crap more natural. Clean blue crap is too processed. I don’t want it mixed with my stuffs.

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