Cleanest salads this side of Yokohama…

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   Jay | 1:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Made with pure Irish Spring water.

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   Jazzy | 3:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Makes you feel all warm and bubbly.

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   Samuel | 5:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Finally some clean food!

4. 

   dangevin | 5:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   99.44% delicious!

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   dangevin | 5:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Wash your mouth out! And eat your greens!”

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   OtisM | 6:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Lo-cal snack for the dirty mouth dieter

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   Brandon | 7:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   And for dessert: toothpaste.

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   beechoak | 7:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   to cleanse your system…

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   SF | 8:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Soap is tofu by another name.

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    Tim | 9:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Now with foaming dressing!

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    Classic Steve | 9:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Want some ranch shampoo with that?

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    J-Luke | 12:16 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Well, they did tell me they washed the salad…

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    Tim | 2:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    An effective combination of roughage and scrubbing bubbles!

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    DieselDragon | 3:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I should’ve checked the menu *before* ordering cake for dessert. It was bad enough when they bought that toothpaste to my table a couple of days ago…And now this?

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    DieselDragon | 3:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    A useful part of the kids menu for mothers with foul-mouthed children.

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    DieselDragon | 3:20 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Trust me…After eating enough of that salad, you’ll probabally *need* the soap!

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    Xila | 4:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Your choice of dressing is Ivory, Dove, Dial, and Caress.

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    littlefuzzykit | 6:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Dirty mouth? Clean it up!

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    Sparkly Boof | 8:41 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yes, our salads are fresh, and clean as a whistle too!!

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    Just Me | 12:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Eat some salad and clean up your act!”
    “No shoes, no shirt, no soap scum”

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    Ian C. | 2:42 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Finally, you can get truly clean salads.

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    Grifter | 3:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Those vegetarians are trying to wash our mouths out!

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    Dave | 6:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Try Bath and Body Works “Warm Vanilla Sugar” dressing!

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    donjuan71 | 7:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh, you thought that was shaved parmesan?

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    Lora | 9:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Now you can eat your salad and wash the dishes at the same time!

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    tekleader | 9:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    That’s what you get for describing the appetizer with such foul language, mister.

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    Lollerskate | 2:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sure they’re economizing with this meal… They don’t need dishwashers now.

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    Gene Vacant | 4:30 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Side dishes at Burger and Sand.

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    Lisa | 4:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    When Zest opens up a restaurant.

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    PTL | 11:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Well, you can’t complain about poor sanitation.

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    Jetsuzu | 8:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    don’t drop the soup!

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    Patrick Barnes | 10:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    At Garden of Olives, yo can enjoy our salads, breadsticks and supes at a decadent price

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    John M | 2:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Salad and Soap – good way to get an enema after eating that disguisting salad!

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