Cleanest salads this side of Yokohama…

Made with pure Irish Spring water.

Makes you feel all warm and bubbly.

Finally some clean food!

99.44% delicious!

“Wash your mouth out! And eat your greens!”

Lo-cal snack for the dirty mouth dieter

And for dessert: toothpaste.

to cleanse your system…

Soap is tofu by another name.

Now with foaming dressing!

Want some ranch shampoo with that?

Well, they did tell me they washed the salad…

An effective combination of roughage and scrubbing bubbles!

I should’ve checked the menu *before* ordering cake for dessert. It was bad enough when they bought that toothpaste to my table a couple of days ago…And now this? 😮

A useful part of the kids menu for mothers with foul-mouthed children. 🙂

Trust me…After eating enough of that salad, you’ll probabally *need* the soap! 😮 😉

Your choice of dressing is Ivory, Dove, Dial, and Caress.

Dirty mouth? Clean it up!

Yes, our salads are fresh, and clean as a whistle too!!

“Eat some salad and clean up your act!”
“No shoes, no shirt, no soap scum”

Finally, you can get truly clean salads.

Those vegetarians are trying to wash our mouths out!

Try Bath and Body Works “Warm Vanilla Sugar” dressing!

Oh, you thought that was shaved parmesan?

Now you can eat your salad and wash the dishes at the same time!

That’s what you get for describing the appetizer with such foul language, mister.

Sure they’re economizing with this meal… They don’t need dishwashers now.

Side dishes at Burger and Sand.

When Zest opens up a restaurant.

Well, you can’t complain about poor sanitation.

don’t drop the soup!

At Garden of Olives, yo can enjoy our salads, breadsticks and supes at a decadent price

Salad and Soap – good way to get an enema after eating that disguisting salad!