Creepy grass sign
posted on 7 Jul 2009 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of HKhung.
Found in China.
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Funny, usually Grass makes ME smile.
When you’re smiling, when you’re smiling, the grass smiles at yoooouuu ….
When the wind blows, that’s the grass smiling AND nodding at you!
… but just start grinning and I walk on you!
Walk on by
Please detour or get DEVOUR!
The WEED is laughing.
Please detour – to the nearest convenience store and get me a few bags of potato chips.
In Soviet Russia, grass smile at YOU!
The dandelions are laughing at you behind your back. Feel free to step on them.
Don’t mind the grass, it does that to everyone.
The mulch, however, thinks you suck.
Will brake for smiling grass.
The grass is especially smiling up at me if I walk over it in a skirt.
And the shrubberies are plotting to stab you in the back.
It’s a very insincere smile.
Children of the Grass – Avenged Are the Mowed
Smile though your lawn is drying,
Smile though your willow’s crying…
This must be Tommy Chong’s lawn.
Damn perverted grass. Stop smiling when I step on you.
“Oh, look, Harold! That grass is smiling at us! Quick! Get a picture!”
Did you just hear somebody say “Cheese?”
The grass is smiling because the leaf blower just went by.
I have the same effect on women.
The grass smiles at you… until they see you have a lawn mower.
I love it when grass smiles at me, cause I’m high on weed too.
….please detour, otherwise the grass is no longer responsible for what happens…
This grass must be in the cow-mooing meadow I’ve heard so much about.
Go West
Use magic potion
Watch out! Grass has trench coat and white van.
The grass may be smiling, but that’s only because they know the trees are plotting.
Good thing I always wear clean undies.
It’s the Cheshire Cat!
In the UK, this sign reads “the grass is smiling at you, so sod off!”
Oh look, this grass is smiling. What a refreshing change from crab grass.
In Communist China, the grass smiles at YOU!!
“Honey, the grass is smiling at us! Get the Polaroid!”
“The grass is smiling at you. Please detour.”
“The sidewalk, however, is a dick. Feel free to walk all over him.”
The reader is laughing at you. Please sad.
Don’t even THINK of letting your dog crap here!
“Hey, didn’t I just see that same grass a few blocks ago? I think it’s following me!”
“I always feel like, the grass is watching me”
(Tribute to Michael Jackson, who sang background for the song ‘Somebody’s Watching Me’ by Rockwell)
Acid trips in China…akin to Strawberry Fields Forever.
“The lunatic is on the grass…”
Because the weeds are spreading rumors about you.
Help! The grass is smiling at me again!
I’ll smile back again and ask may I have ur number?
Smiling grass is nice, but the emo grass cuts itself.
I feel violated in so many unexplainable ways….
If it stares, just mow it down!
If it’s smiling at you, you should keep of the grass…both kinds!:-)
It won’t be smiling after my dog does his business on it…
I saw this near the Olympic Bird’s Nest!
There’s another odd one just like this that saws something different.
it sounds really nice in Chinese, it indirectly asks people not to step on the lovely grass ^^ but the translation makes it so creepy~~~
If it’s smiling at you, better keep off the grass… both kinds.
(I just noticed my first caption had typos, so I rewrote it. It’d be nice if you could delete your caption if you wanted to.)
And the fountain is pulling out a gun…
what the future of ecospirituality looks like…
Listen creep, if you look at me like that one more time i’m gonna kick your grass…
And wear raincoat under weeping willow.
In Soviet Russia, grass smiles at you!
Stalker grass!
Yeah, remember what your mom told you: “Don’t talk to strangers or grass!”
Then you will die seven days later 0_0
Keep off the grass! It can lead to poor translation.
I bet it wont be smilin’ when I step on it.
Next week, it’s gonna wanna go clubbing with you! O_o
Not until I get the lawn mower started, stupid pull chain.