Creepy grass sign

posted on 7 Jul 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of HKhung.
Found in China. 

105 captions

  1. Kees | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 44  Subtract rating 3  

    Funny, usually Grass makes ME smile.

  2. SF | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    When you’re smiling, when you’re smiling, the grass smiles at yoooouuu ….

  3. Grifter | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    When the wind blows, that’s the grass smiling AND nodding at you!

  4. SF | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    … but just start grinning and I walk on you!

  5. Algernon | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Walk on by

  6. Big Fat Cat | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Please detour or get DEVOUR!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 2  

    The WEED is laughing.

  8. kringo | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Please detour – to the nearest convenience store and get me a few bags of potato chips.

  9. kringo | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    In Soviet Russia, grass smile at YOU!

  10. Ben | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 1  

    The dandelions are laughing at you behind your back. Feel free to step on them.

  11. Taterman | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t mind the grass, it does that to everyone.

  12. jjhitt | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    The mulch, however, thinks you suck.

  13. Dave | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Will brake for smiling grass.

  14. Ursula | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    The grass is especially smiling up at me if I walk over it in a skirt.

  15. Xila | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    And the shrubberies are plotting to stab you in the back.

  16. Chris | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a very insincere smile.

  17. beechoak | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Children of the Grass – Avenged Are the Mowed

  18. beechoak | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Smile though your lawn is drying,
    Smile though your willow’s crying…

  19. kringo | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be Tommy Chong’s lawn.

  20. blargin7 | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn perverted grass. Stop smiling when I step on you.

  21. beechoak | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “Oh, look, Harold! That grass is smiling at us! Quick! Get a picture!”

  22. beechoak | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Did you just hear somebody say “Cheese?”

  23. kringo | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The grass is smiling because the leaf blower just went by.

  24. Bill S. | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I have the same effect on women.

  25. Xila31 | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The grass smiles at you… until they see you have a lawn mower.

  26. willz | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I love it when grass smiles at me, cause I’m high on weed too.

  27. Soundgarden | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ….please detour, otherwise the grass is no longer responsible for what happens…

  28. GoodGuy | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This grass must be in the cow-mooing meadow I’ve heard so much about.

  29. Poisonus Gus | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Go West

    Use magic potion

  30. EricG | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch out! Grass has trench coat and white van.

  31. Bob | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The grass may be smiling, but that’s only because they know the trees are plotting.

  32. Isabeau | 3:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing I always wear clean undies.

  33. Adelaide | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the Cheshire Cat!

  34. Jay | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In the UK, this sign reads “the grass is smiling at you, so sod off!”

  35. littlefuzzykit | 5:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh look, this grass is smiling. What a refreshing change from crab grass.

  36. Linder | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In Communist China, the grass smiles at YOU!!

  37. Water imp | 3:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Honey, the grass is smiling at us! Get the Polaroid!”

  38. donjuan71 | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “The grass is smiling at you. Please detour.”

    “The sidewalk, however, is a dick. Feel free to walk all over him.”

  39. TJ | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The reader is laughing at you. Please sad.

  40. TJ | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t even THINK of letting your dog crap here!

  41. TJ | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey, didn’t I just see that same grass a few blocks ago? I think it’s following me!”

  42. AnnaRexia | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I always feel like, the grass is watching me”

    (Tribute to Michael Jackson, who sang background for the song ‘Somebody’s Watching Me’ by Rockwell)

  43. Dave | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Acid trips in China…akin to Strawberry Fields Forever.

  44. Terryl | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “The lunatic is on the grass…”

  45. Lilly | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Because the weeds are spreading rumors about you.

  46. Ishkfe | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Help! The grass is smiling at me again!

  47. Lil_Torres | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll smile back again and ask may I have ur number?

  48. commander beatdown | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Smiling grass is nice, but the emo grass cuts itself.

  49. Luna | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel violated in so many unexplainable ways….

  50. Pablo | 11:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it stares, just mow it down!

  51. Lora | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s smiling at you, you should keep of the grass…both kinds!:-)

  52. Lora | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It won’t be smiling after my dog does his business on it…

  53. XD | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I saw this near the Olympic Bird’s Nest! :) There’s another odd one just like this that saws something different.

  54. Michelle | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    it sounds really nice in Chinese, it indirectly asks people not to step on the lovely grass ^^ but the translation makes it so creepy~~~

  55. Lora | 7:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s smiling at you, better keep off the grass… both kinds. :-)

    (I just noticed my first caption had typos, so I rewrote it. It’d be nice if you could delete your caption if you wanted to.)

  56. Choo-Choo | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And the fountain is pulling out a gun…

  57. neenz | 1:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    what the future of ecospirituality looks like…

  58. Jetsuzu | 8:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Listen creep, if you look at me like that one more time i’m gonna kick your grass…

  59. Chris | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And wear raincoat under weeping willow.

  60. Aaron | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, grass smiles at you!

  61. Deborah | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stalker grass!

  62. Blake | 9:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, remember what your mom told you: “Don’t talk to strangers or grass!”

  63. Hiro-san171 | 8:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Then you will die seven days later 0_0

  64. yoyo | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep off the grass! It can lead to poor translation.

  65. lolDori | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet it wont be smilin’ when I step on it.

  66. Fredrick W. | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, that’s one way to get people to keep off…

  67. mdalsted | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Next week, it’s gonna wanna go clubbing with you! O_o

  68. hoihoihoi | 12:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not until I get the lawn mower started, stupid pull chain.

  69. Pete | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smoke the grass dear!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. chieromancer | 9:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess it’s not CRAB grass!

    Get it? Crab grass. Crappy. Hello?

    *Crickets*

  71. don | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    let me see if you’ll still smile when i piss on you..

  72. waffle | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yea and what happens if I use a lawn mower? Just asking.

  73. mickeygreeneyes | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh god, after 9 years of psychoanalysis they told me my paranoia was cured, but now . . . . aaaaaaaaaiiiiieeeee!

  74. Kurt Hudson | 12:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No toke :-)

  75. Najmi | 11:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i guess when the grass smiling you means you’ll be seeing disaster, do not feed the toilet with paper

  76. Katy Dunlap | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Slowly…. it senses your fear.

  77. John | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Grass wants your chops. Dont chop grass.

  78. Rawr | 3:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Psst. Bill! Meet me in the grass. Oh, wait, it’s smiling again. Meet me in the weed patch.”

  79. HardRockMark | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A nice change after the rose bushes flipped me off

  80. AgiDrew | 8:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The blue caterpillar will give you directions

  81. Doff | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like a happy lawn.

  82. spintamer | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, I am allergic to grass, so I guess I can take it as a threat!

  83. Mousaey | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s OK, just smile and back away slowly…

  84. Kwan | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny things is the Chinese means the same.

  85. Gwen | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This isn’t really a caption, but I actually saw that sign.

  86. Oreo W. | 8:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, that explains that creepy green van over there…

  87. Brian | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But, but… what if I want the grass to smile at me? Do I still have to detour?

  88. takatomon | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    “noooooo. the grass isn’t laughing AT you, it’s laughing WITH YOU!
    ——————————————————————————————–
    stop smiling like that! you’re creeping me out!
    ——————————————————————————————–
    so THAT’S what a shhhh eating grin is! ohhhhhhhhhhh!
    ——————————————————————————————–
    please don’t walk on the happy faces
    ——————————————————————————————–
    look, she’s smiling at you… fertilize her already!
    ——————————————————————————————–
    lucky sod!
    ——————————————————————————————–
    watch your back tourist! you’re on astroturf now! see this blade?

  89. JKT84 | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And don’t listen to the flowers either.

  90. Darian or so | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What if i don’t detour?

  91. Jamyskis | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It wasn’t me. That smile came from the grassy knoll.

  92. Gerson | 1:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh yeah you smiling at me?

    *stomps on grass*

    Not anymore…

    *walks past*

  93. adrasl300 | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well could you please tell it to stop.

  94. snackycakez | 7:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn, couldn’t you at least give me a riddle to solve?

  95. Kojinka | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smiling grass?! When did we get into the Mushroom Kingdom?

  96. Riri | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OoOoOoOoO I DARE THY GRASS TO A SMILING CONTEST! :) :) :) :) :)

  97. Mark | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you see the grass smiling at you take a detour to the nearest psychiatric ward.

  98. noneofyourbusiness | 3:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry, but if my lawn smiled at me I’d get a lawnmower straight away…

  99. Biff the Understudy | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But it sticks its tongue out at you when you’re not looking.

  100. Biff the Understudy | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to the Salvador Dali National Forest.

  101. Aquophis | 9:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why the grass is smiling is a secret only they’ve the sadistic pleasure to know.

  102. David O | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That is not a smile. That’s a smirk. This grass secretly enjoys being stepped on, and mowed.

  103. Jonathan | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  104. Oocca | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops, looks like I kicked this paint bucket over. How sad that it landed on this lawn that was smiling at me.

  105. RocketCat | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …And we’re laughing in the hiding bush.

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