Don’t walk through that door!

posted on 21 Jul 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortenson.
Sign found in Japan.

36 captions

  1. izmaelis | 1:24 am |

    It’s just like doors with GPP from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

  2. Algernon | 1:54 am |

    Ah It must be Midvale School for the Gifted.

  3. Jay | 1:55 am |

    Is Rich Little doing porn stars now?

  4. kringo | 2:37 am |

    Pontiac: we built excitement, and impression, once!

  5. Don | 2:54 am |

    Won’t you be excited as a giant pendulum knocks you face down into 18 inches of wet cement ! Join us inside !

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:04 am |

    The backdoor says ” Now you have the depression for the rest of your day”

  7. Spoony | 4:32 am |

    “If the house is a-rockin’, don’t bother knockin’, come on in.”

  8. Spoony | 4:34 am |

    Is that an egg roll or are you just excited to see me?

  9. Spoony | 4:34 am |

    Put the gun down!

  10. David | 4:46 am |

    And you’ll leave feeling sadness and broke, at once.

  11. beechoak | 5:10 am |

    “The Viagratron 5000! The latest in Holosuite Virtual Reality! Try it now for the first 30 days… FREE!”‘

  12. Grifter | 5:10 am |

    I just have to get the right foot in the door…

  13. Dave | 6:06 am |

    I demand excitement and impression.

  14. Cecily | 6:13 am |

    Sure you will – but what about the woman?

  15. Pamela | 6:16 am |

    Oooooh! Aaaaaah! -*- Now what ?

  16. Marc | 7:01 am |

    Stimulation will cost extra

  17. Yogesh Damle | 7:04 am |

    Messing with glass leaves abrasions and concussions, NOT impressions!

  18. Pete | 7:30 am |

    Nah, instant gratification takes too long.

  19. Lora | 9:24 am |

    I will experience excitement and impression. You, on the other hand, will experience boredom and depression! 🙂

  20. TJ | 1:01 pm |

    This store is awesome! I got these DVDs called “Baby Maker” there!

  21. Sparkly Boof | 3:30 pm |

    Customers are constantly coming and going.

  22. g.r. | 5:47 pm |

    Surgeon General’s warning: excitement and impression, when taken simultaneously, can be hazardous to your health.

  23. Hayaru56 | 11:31 pm |

    Brothels are getting more and more subtle…

  24. DieselDragon | 12:33 am |

    Experience the excitement and feel the impression at once…

    …Have a fight! 🙂

  25. DieselDragon | 12:34 am |

    …Then I will step back, realise that it’s a carnival mirror I was looking into, and that I’m not as good looking as I’d been led to believe.

  26. DieselDragon | 12:35 am |

    …Because it’s compulsory.

  27. Spoony | 2:33 am |

    Pizza Hut refused to deliver ever since the “incident”

  28. Sad Panda | 7:39 am |

    That must be an exciting comedy club.

  29. tekleader | 9:30 am |

    I *will* also marvel at the rock-bottom prices. And I *will* enjoy the excellent customer service. May I please enter the store now, sir?

  30. McLovinYourMother | 2:04 am |

    A japanese man with an erection walks into a wall…

  31. Dave | 12:54 am |

    Somebody’s hooked on Prozak.

  32. JMS Stinnett | 9:57 am |

    They have damn good manequins!

  33. Jetsuzu | 12:08 am |

    you wanna go get some breakfast afterwards?

  34. Myself | 5:26 pm |

    Is an impression like an anti-erection?

  35. Myself | 5:27 pm |

    It’s the Orgasmatron from “Barbarella”!

  36. Myself | 5:28 pm |

    So…you wanna see me experience excitement and impression at once? It’s pretty cool to watch.

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