Fresh Air

posted on 9 Jul 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Christopher Cheung.
Found in China.  

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  1. Bechstein62 | 1:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 64  Subtract rating 0  

    We aim to please! You aim too, PLEASE!

  2. Bechstein62 | 1:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you hit the rim, you’re a GONER!!

  3. Algernon | 1:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    There’s nothing like a civilised urinating to bring fresh air enjoyment.

  4. Algernon | 1:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Woman who cooks meat and pees in same pot very unhygienic.

  5. Spoony | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I love the smell of ammonia in the morning.

  6. Spoony | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gives a new meaning to ‘sh*t hitting the fan’.

  7. jjhitt | 2:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    And what is so civilized about peeing in the dog’s food bowl?

  8. jjhitt | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    If you don’t pee civilized, you can’t have any fresh air. How can you
    have any fresh air if you don’t eat pee civilized?

  9. Jay | 2:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Two streams? Some might be bitterly disappointed to find out it’s just one to a customer. Unless you’re an opossum.

  10. Eric Hegwer | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Found at the Asparagus farm.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know the Chinese enjoy stinky fresh air in the toilet!

  12. beechoak | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    But until you’re finished urinating, you must stay in here and endure the results of your uncivilized actions.

  13. beechoak | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Any urinating elsewhere would just be uncivilized.

  14. beechoak | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Capital One: What’s in Your Urinal?

  15. kringo | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like to know what I can enjoy after finishing a civilized defecating. All I know is that it’s probably not fresh air.

  16. Ralph Hamilton | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And any three shakes more continuing, maturbation is.

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Typo) And any three shakes more continuing masturbation is.

  18. Ageless | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But meanwhiles we urge you to hold your breath while urinating. We hope it doesn’t take too long. :)

  19. Grifter | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And if you can’t be civilized, urine trouble.

  20. donjuan71 | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And not a moment sooner! And wipe the commode when you’re done! And put the seat down afterwards! And don’t forget to flush! And zip up your fly! And then, and only then, are you allowed to enjoy the fresh air, young man.

  21. kringo | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We aim to please? More like we aim two place!

  22. Bill S. | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, now this is some dang good Engrish.

  23. jjhitt | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now we know: the melting pot of civilization is a urinal.

  24. Yuna | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is he peeing with one leg in the air?

  25. Anonymous | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    How come his uhhh “unit” is hanging down from his chest?

  26. TJ | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that you’re done, step forward for civilization.

  27. TJ | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not sure what’s civilized about forked urine stream and peeing on one leg.

  28. Xila | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    New from Glade, the Urine Air Santitizer. Just attach and go!

  29. AnnaRexia | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What I read from it is that it’s some kinda air dryer. I’ve seen toilets with built-in water squirters and air dryers. They always tell me I spend too much time in there, though.

  30. TJ | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Bathroom signs…a little too graphic.

  31. Lollerskate | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It seems that the civilizeds have a “different” anatomy, strange urinating devices, or put their socks on while doing it. All three are probably correct.

  32. Etheral | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes, the most civilized thing to do is to pee on a wallet.

  33. Skeletextman | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s why it’s called the gentlemen’s room…

  34. Harald | 11:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Prince Albert perhaps?

  35. Marc | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Is he peeing through his arm or is he really hung?

  36. Pablo | 11:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not expect fresh air when rudely crapping!

  37. enLique | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a penis, or a person holding one leg up? If it were a penis, it’d be protruding from the abdomen.

  38. katie | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    nothing like a civilized pee on a brick to freshen the air

  39. Egypt-chan | 7:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You may also enjoy sake while making civilized small talk with other urinators.

  40. Choo-Choo | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But if you conduct an uncivilized urinating, we cut off your supply of oxygen.

  41. neenz | 11:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Etiquette School for boys.

    “Now read it with me class: if you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!”

    “but why?”

    “Because Little Johnny, then the air will smell fresher!”

    “Mrs. Jones, these kids are old enough to understand that. Take down the kiddie sign and put up a new one.”

  42. Chris | 7:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Uncivilized urinating pisses us off.

  43. casey | 12:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No uncivilized pee

  44. yoyo | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wees and breeze.

  45. Nicholas | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ohh that is how you do it! I never knew. Thankyou for the visual aid…

  46. Lauren | 12:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yuna, thats how the chinese pee, you didnt know?? :)

  47. ihart | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you miss we will find you enjoying your fresh air and the staff will make you clean it up. Smile your on camera

  48. Jwaz | 5:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After the urinating its off to the foxes. Cheerio.

  49. don | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    does the picture depicts a man with his foot up against a wall while urinating? poor guy he never enjoyed fresh air afterwards…

  50. - | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what’s “uncivilised urinating” then?

  51. HardRockMark | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    until the guy in the stall takes an uncivilized crap

  52. Kwan | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … or else the dwindling air quality could kill you.

  53. Gerson | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    INSTRUCTIONS:

    1. Take a civilized urination in the heating bowl.
    2. Press the heating bowl button for the piss to boil.
    3. Sit back and enjoy the fresh air.

  54. Eric | 3:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why are there 2 streams?

  55. Tantalus512 | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … but for now you must live with your decision to have asparagus with dinner.

  56. f | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    wha havent you experinced stream splitting when a hair gets there? it just ruins your civilized urinationg act!

  57. pete | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t aim well, you eat yellow snow!

  58. IB6UB9 | 2:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Those who can’t urinate in a civil way will be forced to breathe heavily polluted air.

  59. pijo | 1:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    pls teach me how to urinate civilizedly

  60. Cindi | 1:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Potty training never stops in China.

  61. RocketCat | 3:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone caught urinating savagely will be forced to breath in my farts.

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