I could use a new head…

posted on 25 Jul 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Okko Sprey.
Found in Chiang Mai Thailand “BigC” Superstore.

34 captions

  1. J-Luke | 1:08 am |

    That’s good; I’ve always wanted to have an elephant head…

  2. Algernon | 1:15 am |

    You can be any head you like or maybe a dinosaur.

  3. Spoony | 1:58 am |

    They are far ahead of the competition.

  4. Sparkly Boof | 2:11 am |

    I’ll take, two please because as you know: two heads are better than one!

  5. John Tranbo | 2:30 am |

    They sure are thinking of crazy disguises for brothels these days!

  6. rowger | 3:21 am |

    Great, so just head for me then 🙂

  7. captionr | 5:25 am |

    Gears you need for an undercover mission in the African safari.

  8. beechoak | 6:07 am |

    Well, you know what they say… if it wasn’t attached…!

  9. beechoak | 6:07 am |

    Just in case you’ve lost your head…

  10. Brandon | 6:47 am |

    Who says you can’t get ahead in this world?

  11. Cecily | 7:20 am |

    Don’t wrap my new head, please. I’d like to wear it when I meet my friends at the food park.

  12. Bechstein62 | 7:23 am |

    Wow, the heads must have been very popular; all they have left are caps!

  13. Adelaide | 7:45 am |

    owned by a Female Head Merchandizer

  14. Ralph Hamilton | 9:17 am |

    Just what I need – a little head.

  15. Yogesh Damle | 9:49 am |

    They’re committed to giving head!

  16. Grifter | 12:25 pm |

    Tipping your hat? That’s the way it used to be, now it’s Tipping your whole top!

  17. Rev | 3:26 pm |

    Sort of like the sign that’s posted in Al Gore’s house: “New Cap and Trade.”

  18. Xila31 | 5:16 pm |

    Plastic surgery at discount prices, conveniently located near the food court!

  19. Just Me | 6:28 pm |

    And in our “Michael Jackson Junior Department” all boys pants are half-off!

  20. DieselDragon | 7:30 pm |

    Going on the sign above it, this stand also doubles as a sale area, a food park (Presumably meant to be “Food court”) *and* a toilet, too! 😮

    …Now at least two of those things were never meant to go together, but I suppose this *is* the decade of progress… 😉

  21. DieselDragon | 7:36 pm |

    Whenever one needs a new body part in the Western World, they have to go to the hospital, full in a whole pile of forms, then sit on a “waiting list” for six years. In Thailand however, everything’s self-service and there’s no waiting about at all!

    …And yet us Englishmen still hail our land a “modern” country?… 😀

  22. g.r. | 8:18 pm |

    Heads are at a discount. Brains are at addidional cost.

  23. g.r. | 8:19 pm |

    I’ve seen a better head on a beer.

  24. Marc | 5:09 am |

    Insert Bill Clinton joke here.

  25. Marc | 5:09 am |

    Got head?

  26. Lora | 1:32 pm |

    If I wanted a head I’d go buy some lettuce.

  27. donjuan71 | 1:22 pm |

    Great sales pitch! Illegal, yes. Enticing, certainly.

  28. unpc | 7:11 am |

    I wonder if theres a New Boxer & Cock store?

  29. scott | 6:29 pm |

    Buy a hat, get some head? =P

  30. John van Rooyen | 7:50 am |

    Well, it beats going through the whole plastic surgery process.

  31. wronglish | 3:19 am |

    buy two heads and get one brain for free!

  32. Eli | 10:09 am |

    would you like some head with that?

  33. Isaac Clarke | 11:14 am |

    One of my killers would take interest on those, I don’t want him taking off my head.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:34 pm |

    – Got anything microcephalic?

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