I’m getting multiple tickets alright…

All aboard!

Each ticket comes with a complimentary sanitary wipe.

Buy your anime here.

Look out below!

Parachutes included.

However, if you’re caught getting off in any number ways, you will be subject to prosecution.

I’ve never been all the way to #10 but I hear it’s Heaven on Earth.

Seems questionable to me. Notice there’s no 6 or 9.

yes i know it’s possible, but do you stop for that or you want us to jump?

If i press the 1 button do i still get multiple tickets or do you only give me one ticket?

Obviously this isn’t Spinal Tap’s gondola ticket machine.

Gives a whole meaning to the phrase “waiting for the train to pull out of the station”

Tickets available at an hourly rate.

hmmm..must be one exciting ride!!!

Getting off is possible on the way. But you just try it by the way.

She’s got a ticket to ride

It’s the midnight Sleazy train. Get your tickets now.

Special magazines are available to increase the possibility of getting off.

Now offering nonstop service to Hotel BJ.

Any rough housing will result in you being ejaculated from the train.

Sign that your date is easy #25: They have one of these machines on their front porch.

Getting off may be possible on the way, but be advised that stopping of the train to allow this isn’t… 😮

Special offer: 50% discount for senior citizens!

The gondoliers here tend to get a little *too* friendly with their passengers… 😉

It’s called the “mile high club.” We’re way ahead of you, Japan!

i wonder if the gondoliers are as pretty as the ones in ARIA’s. would be easier getting off if they are.

This must be why those tourists are rowdy.

“hey Butthead, we’re gonna GET OFF on the way hehh heh …yeah”

“We’re there Beavis”

OMG! Which button do I push?

I’ll take a ticket for number four…Four…FOUR!!!!!!

This could be your lucky day.

awww, why don’t I just press all buttons.