I’m getting multiple tickets alright…

posted on 23 Jul 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Brooke Samis.
Gondola ticket machine in Hakone, Japan.

30 captions

  1. Spoony | 1:15 am |

    All aboard!

  2. Spoony | 1:16 am |

    Each ticket comes with a complimentary sanitary wipe.

  3. Ageless | 1:17 am |

    Buy your anime here.

  4. Tony | 1:19 am |

    Look out below!

  5. Algernon | 1:30 am |

    Parachutes included.

  6. John Tranbo | 1:47 am |

    However, if you’re caught getting off in any number ways, you will be subject to prosecution.

  7. Sparkly Boof | 2:17 am |

    I’ve never been all the way to #10 but I hear it’s Heaven on Earth.

  8. kringo | 2:28 am |

    Seems questionable to me. Notice there’s no 6 or 9.

  9. Terryl | 2:34 am |

    yes i know it’s possible, but do you stop for that or you want us to jump?

  10. Terryl | 2:35 am |

    If i press the 1 button do i still get multiple tickets or do you only give me one ticket?

  11. kringo | 3:29 am |

    Obviously this isn’t Spinal Tap’s gondola ticket machine.

  12. Kees | 4:04 am |

    Gives a whole meaning to the phrase “waiting for the train to pull out of the station”

  13. Blaze | 4:15 am |

    Tickets available at an hourly rate.

  14. Senobarr | 5:03 am |

    hmmm..must be one exciting ride!!!

  15. Ralph Hamilton | 5:11 am |

    Getting off is possible on the way. But you just try it by the way.

  16. theillen | 5:13 am |

    She’s got a ticket to ride

  17. Marc | 5:27 am |

    It’s the midnight Sleazy train. Get your tickets now.

  18. Cecily | 8:38 am |

    Special magazines are available to increase the possibility of getting off.

  19. TJ | 10:15 am |

    Now offering nonstop service to Hotel BJ.

  20. Grifter | 12:07 pm |

    Any rough housing will result in you being ejaculated from the train.

  21. Xila31 | 12:10 pm |

    Sign that your date is easy #25: They have one of these machines on their front porch.

  22. DieselDragon | 2:56 pm |

    Getting off may be possible on the way, but be advised that stopping of the train to allow this isn’t… :o

  23. DieselDragon | 2:58 pm |

    Special offer: 50% discount for senior citizens!

  24. DieselDragon | 3:00 pm |

    The gondoliers here tend to get a little *too* friendly with their passengers… ;)

  25. HB | 9:16 pm |

    It’s called the “mile high club.” We’re way ahead of you, Japan!

  26. captionr | 10:27 pm |

    i wonder if the gondoliers are as pretty as the ones in ARIA’s. would be easier getting off if they are.

  27. littlefuzzykit | 11:13 pm |

    This must be why those tourists are rowdy.

  28. Bill Posters | 9:39 pm |

    “hey Butthead, we’re gonna GET OFF on the way hehh heh …yeah”

    “We’re there Beavis”

  29. donjuan71 | 1:06 pm |

    OMG! Which button do I push?

  30. Sparkly Boof | 10:10 pm |

    I’ll take a ticket for number four…Four…FOUR!!!!!!

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