Just the basics…

posted on 22 Jul 2009 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Joe Graff.

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  1. DieselDragon | 2:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    An official souvenir of the Eurovision Song Contest. :)

  2. DieselDragon | 2:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The captain of this vessel really knows his sh**!

  3. jjhitt | 2:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Greatest Sh!ts album.

  4. jjhitt | 2:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Example 23 of What Not To Wear To A Job Interview.

  5. jjhitt | 2:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this boat going to the Mount Qian scenic spot?

  6. izmaelis | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Minimal all the way!

  7. Jay | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Through a process of elimination, I’ve concluded that he really likes to sing scat.

  8. Spoony | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The guitar solo is so good you can smell it.

  9. Algernon | 2:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They were having a two for one sale when we went to Mount Qian. So I bought for the whole family.

  10. Spoony | 2:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a whole new kind of music. Guess where you put the headphones!

  11. Slider | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Music today really is going down the drain..

  12. beechoak | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    At least the “Disco Sucks” T-shirts didn’t come with graphics…

  13. beechoak | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Barf barf

  14. beechoak | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The T-shirt artist was really inspired by the Musical Potty Trainer

  15. beechoak | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Takin’ care of business
    EVERY DAY!
    Takin’ care of business
    EVERY WAY…!”

  16. Algernon | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    My family went to Mount Qian all they bought me was this crappy t-shirt.

  17. Marc | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of Elevator music, but bathroom music? Mabe they make liberal use of the “brown note”

  18. Grifter | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Urine to Crap Rap aren’t you?

  19. beechoak | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The souvenir T-shirt for the punk group “Johnny Toilett & the Komodes” on their “Hot Basic” tour.

  20. beechoak | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Definitely has a “Yerapeein Fahrfrumpoopin” influence…

  21. kringo | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s about time someone made a proper G. G. Allin t-shirt.

  22. Xila | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This should serve as a red flag to any women he asks out on a date.

  23. Chris | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jeez, this music sounds like…

  24. Cecily | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah…Barry Manilow’s music has that effect on me, too.

  25. kringo | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If that’s basic, then I don’t even want to consider what advanced is like.

  26. Sparkly Boof | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the basics, Ma’am.

  27. Soundgarden | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    pee pee poo poo music…..diarrhea concerto?

  28. beechoak | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hot Basic: Steaming hot and fresh!

  29. Alex | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get it while it’s hot.

  30. Marc | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Plop plop, fiz fiz, oh what a relief it is.

  31. Dave Buggert Orf | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All I have left to say is: I hope those dots are going the direction we all think they are.

  32. DannyDaWriter | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cacophony.

  33. TJ | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drop it like it’s hot! Drop it like it’s hot! Drop it like…never mind.

  34. TJ | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be the marketing ad for the Johnny Mathis Christmas album.

  35. TJ | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can enjoy this shirt after a civilized urinating.

  36. TJ | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How immature! It should say piss and sh*t music.

  37. TJ | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Was the shirt yellow when he bought it?

  38. TJ | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can understand that he woudn’t be able to understand what the shirt said when he bought it, but shouldn’t the pictures have given him a clue?

  39. g.r. | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    #1, #2….

  40. PTL | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hot BASIC?

    10 IF HOT%=YES THEN
    PRINT “PEE PEE POO POO MUSIC”
    ELSE END

  41. Lora | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Music that makes you wanna get up and dance, then sit down and… never mind. ;)

  42. Lora | 6:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Music that makes you go, go, go!!!

  43. Lora | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Eww, he’s got pee pee and poo poo on his shirt! :P

  44. Terryl | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Gosh… I don’t want to wear this shirt.

  45. Alex Sortor | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wish I had it!! lolz

  46. Jason Alavi | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi,
    I am the Provincial Governor of Pichit Province, in Thailand. I’m taking my son to Wat Arun, The Temple of Dawn, in Bangkok. Do you like my t-shirt?

    I bought it for 50 Baht at JJ! :P

  47. Yogesh Damle | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Probably the composer saw stave notes in his own turds!

  48. ShadyHibiscus | 4:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    can’t get more basic than pee and poop…

  49. Kore | 11:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know, buddy, Hinder does suck!

  50. Joseph | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh, he thinks another guy peeing is hot??? *backs away slowly*

  51. Xeridae | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently illustrations can be mistranslated as well..

  52. Water imp | 10:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now…” (Detrol LA jingle)

  53. Burn | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this is a ripoff of an old bloodhound gang shirt

    http://www.concerttee.com/store/viewItem.asp?idproduct=2394&concertshirt=Bloodhound%20Gang%20shirt

  54. Red99 | 6:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always wondered about how to answer than question about a manhole cover. ,

  55. Joe Graff | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s awesome Burn! I took this shot and never knew why the hell that shirt was made. It all makes sense now… :)

  56. Joe Graff | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Provincial Governor of Pichit Province” Funny Jason…

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