Man Friend’s Rule No, 1

posted on 1 Jul 2009 in Clothing


Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

50 captions

  1. Algernon | 3:01 am |

    Girls just have poker faces!

  2. Jazzy | 3:23 am |

    What! No call girl?

  3. kringo | 3:30 am |

    Apparently playing poker is only for Catholic priests and gay guys.

  4. beechoak | 3:52 am |

    But I thought that’s why they called it “poke ‘er” night…!

  5. beechoak | 3:53 am |

    Rules for the playing of gay strip poker…

  6. beechoak | 3:55 am |

    “I’ll see your wife and raise you two girl friends…”

  7. jjhitt | 5:02 am |

    Now I know what they are going to bury Michael Jackson in.

  8. Grifter | 5:05 am |

    Yeah there’s nothing like having your Ace in the Hole without girls around.

  9. Taterman | 5:38 am |

    That’s right guys, don’t even call them AFTER the game is done… We wouldn’t want the finished game to become not interesting.

  10. Classic Steve | 6:11 am |

    Seems that “man friend” translates to “pre-adolescent boy.”

  11. Xila | 6:23 am |

    Why did Bill invite his wife to the poker game? Doesn’t he know she has cooties?

  12. Blaze | 6:26 am |

    The Japanese are at the forefront of gender equality.

    Outside the Tokyo Casino, a big banner:


  13. Spiritos Asper | 6:30 am |

    “Hey, prohibition, you wanna play?”
    “Yeah, sure”
    “You can’t Haha”

  14. Bechstein62 | 7:05 am |

    FINALLY! A worthy replacement for my “No Fat Chicks” t-shirt

  15. Chris | 7:17 am |

    No problem-I belong to the “He-Man Woman Haters Club”

  16. Alex | 7:43 am |

    Important advice for all chunkily penised boys.

  17. Bill S. | 8:01 am |

    A call girl in the game COULD be interesting…

  18. DannyDaWriter | 9:52 am |

    Is Feman allowed?

  19. theillen | 9:53 am |

    Poker?! I don’t even know her!

  20. kringo | 10:09 am |

    Man Friend’s Rule No, 2

    Avoid your man friends at all costs if you want success with the ladies.

  21. Snoozerpoo | 10:59 am |

    This MUST become a shirt in the Engrish store! I absolutly must have this to display why men have poker night, darts tounrnaments, etc. Cause they really hate us, fellow ladies, face reality. Tho they usually are willing to hump us after they go to the titty bar…

  22. AnnaRexia | 1:11 pm |

    The game becomes not interesting because the call girl becomes more interesting.

  23. DieselDragon | 2:09 pm |

    But…..There’s a female dealer running the game at my table. How is that supposed to work? 😮

  24. DieselDragon | 2:12 pm |

    To involve a girl in a game of Poker isn’t merely a prohibition…It is in fact a serious breach of social etiquette, and likely to lead to a charge for sexual harassment too! 😮

  25. DieselDragon | 2:15 pm |

    Liquor in the front, poker in the rear… 😉

    (Seen in a Tenessee pub that had a poker room at the back of the premesis.)

  26. DieselDragon | 2:18 pm |

    Hmmm…I have a bunch of playing cards in my left hand, and a cell with my girlfriends number in my right.

    I wonder which of those might give a better night than the other?… 😉

  27. Alaina | 2:25 pm |

    Poker: It’s not for girls!

  28. DieselDragon | 2:25 pm |

    [General comment]
    I support Snoozerpoo’s suggestion that this should be made into a T-Shirt, especially as this is IMO a good example of classic Engrish and might be a fun thing to have available for trips to Vegas and similar destinations. 🙂

    There’s also an informal Poker tourny that’s run every so often at a gay bar not far from me, and I’d love to wear one of those shirts just for the sheer irony if nothing else! 😀
    (And although I’ll double-check with a friend or two first, I don’t think any lesbians will find it offensive. 🙂 )

  29. Anon | 4:02 pm |

    > The Japanese are at the forefront of gender equality.
    > Outside the Tokyo Casino, a big banner:
    > “GIRLS SUCK!”

    Are you sure that means what you think it means?

  30. Firebert | 4:36 pm |

    Got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, when to walk away, and when to run.

  31. lolo | 6:30 pm |

    this is SEXIST!….what about shemale?

  32. Bob* | 10:44 pm |

    oh, a gay poker party? cool! when?

  33. tekleader | 7:40 am |

    I see your bet, and I’ll call your girl…

  34. TJ | 12:05 pm |

    One of the many fine numbers from the Lady GaGa fashion line.

  35. TJ | 12:08 pm |

    I can see why the game would become less interesting. After all, what would you rather pay attention to: a call girl, or a bunch of cards?

  36. Dave | 6:19 pm |

    That’s right…man friend’s rule #1: bros before hos.

  37. Adelaide | 6:47 am |

    Because girls have short attention spans.

  38. Marc | 11:00 am |

    Wasn’t this from the Little Rascles?

  39. Diddims | 11:39 am |

    Poker for elementary-school boys, gay men, and sexist (or misogynistic) men.

  40. Diddims | 11:40 am |

    Eight-year old boy #1: Are you sure we shouldn’t invite girls?
    Eight-year-old boy #2: Yes! Girls are cootie-farms, stupid!

  41. Kenku | 10:43 am |

    Sexist poker! Try it today!

  42. ZER(o) | 4:08 am |

    Funny, my shirt says the exact opposite of this. Then again, I specialize in strip poker.

  43. Jessica | 11:11 pm |

    Sorry, Annie Duke!

  44. Egypt-chan | 8:02 pm |

    Also, no girls in playing the secret club in the treehouse, because that is Man Friend’s rule No. 2.

  45. Sam | 11:22 pm |

    Ethan: Get lost, Amy, girls can’t play poker!
    Aidan: Yeah, girls are walking cootie factories!
    Amy: It takes one to know one, jerks!

  46. bridget | 8:26 pm |

    “the thing called a girl”!? WTF…?

  47. Hardee Harhar | 3:33 pm |

    liquor in the front and poker in the rear but no girls during a game, lol.

  48. Jeremy | 12:17 am |

    yes friends, no girls aloud. allow them no here! I am fun having.

  49. GuestionHamswered | 8:21 pm |

    This is the second official t-shirt for No Ma’am, Al Bundy would be proud to wear it.

  50. adrasl300 | 9:29 pm |

    Heh I stopped believing in cooties when I was….Hey Ive never believed in cooties! Girls are cute!!!

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 All rights reserved.