Man Friend’s Rule No, 1

posted on 1 Jul 2009 in Clothing

 

Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 3:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Girls just have poker faces!

  2. Jazzy | 3:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What! No call girl?

  3. kringo | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    Apparently playing poker is only for Catholic priests and gay guys.

  4. beechoak | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    But I thought that’s why they called it “poke ‘er” night…!

  5. beechoak | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Rules for the playing of gay strip poker…

  6. beechoak | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    “I’ll see your wife and raise you two girl friends…”

  7. jjhitt | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I know what they are going to bury Michael Jackson in.

  8. Grifter | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah there’s nothing like having your Ace in the Hole without girls around.

  9. Taterman | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s right guys, don’t even call them AFTER the game is done… We wouldn’t want the finished game to become not interesting.

  10. Classic Steve | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems that “man friend” translates to “pre-adolescent boy.”

  11. Xila | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Why did Bill invite his wife to the poker game? Doesn’t he know she has cooties?

  12. Blaze | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The Japanese are at the forefront of gender equality.

    Outside the Tokyo Casino, a big banner:

    “GIRLS SUCK!”

  13. Spiritos Asper | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey, prohibition, you wanna play?”
    “Yeah, sure”
    “You can’t Haha”

  14. Bechstein62 | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    FINALLY! A worthy replacement for my “No Fat Chicks” t-shirt

  15. Chris | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    No problem-I belong to the “He-Man Woman Haters Club”

  16. Alex | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Important advice for all chunkily penised boys.

  17. Bill S. | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A call girl in the game COULD be interesting…

  18. DannyDaWriter | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is Feman allowed?

  19. theillen | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Poker?! I don’t even know her!

  20. kringo | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Man Friend’s Rule No, 2

    Avoid your man friends at all costs if you want success with the ladies.

  21. Snoozerpoo | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This MUST become a shirt in the Engrish store! I absolutly must have this to display why men have poker night, darts tounrnaments, etc. Cause they really hate us, fellow ladies, face reality. Tho they usually are willing to hump us after they go to the titty bar…

  22. AnnaRexia | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The game becomes not interesting because the call girl becomes more interesting.

  23. DieselDragon | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But…..There’s a female dealer running the game at my table. How is that supposed to work? 😮

  24. DieselDragon | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    To involve a girl in a game of Poker isn’t merely a prohibition…It is in fact a serious breach of social etiquette, and likely to lead to a charge for sexual harassment too! 😮

  25. DieselDragon | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Liquor in the front, poker in the rear… 😉

    (Seen in a Tenessee pub that had a poker room at the back of the premesis.)

  26. DieselDragon | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm…I have a bunch of playing cards in my left hand, and a cell with my girlfriends number in my right.

    I wonder which of those might give a better night than the other?… 😉

  27. Alaina | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Poker: It’s not for girls!

  28. DieselDragon | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    [General comment]
    I support Snoozerpoo’s suggestion that this should be made into a T-Shirt, especially as this is IMO a good example of classic Engrish and might be a fun thing to have available for trips to Vegas and similar destinations. :)

    There’s also an informal Poker tourny that’s run every so often at a gay bar not far from me, and I’d love to wear one of those shirts just for the sheer irony if nothing else! 😀
    (And although I’ll double-check with a friend or two first, I don’t think any lesbians will find it offensive. :) )

  29. Anon | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    > The Japanese are at the forefront of gender equality.
    > Outside the Tokyo Casino, a big banner:
    > “GIRLS SUCK!”

    Are you sure that means what you think it means?

  30. Firebert | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, when to walk away, and when to run.

  31. lolo | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    this is SEXIST!….what about shemale?

  32. Bob* | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    oh, a gay poker party? cool! when?

  33. tekleader | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I see your bet, and I’ll call your girl…

  34. TJ | 12:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the many fine numbers from the Lady GaGa fashion line.

  35. TJ | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I can see why the game would become less interesting. After all, what would you rather pay attention to: a call girl, or a bunch of cards?

  36. Dave | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s right…man friend’s rule #1: bros before hos.

  37. Adelaide | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Because girls have short attention spans.

  38. Marc | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wasn’t this from the Little Rascles?

  39. Diddims | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Poker for elementary-school boys, gay men, and sexist (or misogynistic) men.

  40. Diddims | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Eight-year old boy #1: Are you sure we shouldn’t invite girls?
    Eight-year-old boy #2: Yes! Girls are cootie-farms, stupid!

  41. Kenku | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sexist poker! Try it today!

  42. ZER(o) | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny, my shirt says the exact opposite of this. Then again, I specialize in strip poker.

  43. Jessica | 11:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, Annie Duke!

  44. Egypt-chan | 8:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Also, no girls in playing the secret club in the treehouse, because that is Man Friend’s rule No. 2.

  45. Sam | 11:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ethan: Get lost, Amy, girls can’t play poker!
    Aidan: Yeah, girls are walking cootie factories!
    Amy: It takes one to know one, jerks!

  46. bridget | 8:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “the thing called a girl”!? WTF…?

  47. Hardee Harhar | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    liquor in the front and poker in the rear but no girls during a game, lol.

  48. Jeremy | 12:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    yes friends, no girls aloud. allow them no here! I am fun having.

  49. GuestionHamswered | 8:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the second official t-shirt for No Ma’am, Al Bundy would be proud to wear it.

  50. adrasl300 | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Heh I stopped believing in cooties when I was….Hey Ive never believed in cooties! Girls are cute!!!

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