Mr. Spock’s note to self:

posted on 30 Jul 2009 in Chinglish

Anger management step one: Recognize the signs…

Photo courtesy of Erica Tan.
Sign found in Singapore.
Picture not photoshopped to erase the ‘D’.

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  1. John Tranbo | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better not let Russel Crowe in there then…

  2. Spoony | 1:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ever since he accidentally his Kum Car, the toy shop owner was very bitter.

  3. Spoony | 1:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He must have encountered the excited sign guy…

  4. popper | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Seeing red yet? Well, if you look at this sign you will.

  5. jjhitt | 2:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it’s in a cage.

  6. Brandon | 3:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Suppress it… SUPPRESS IT!!!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 3:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of the Iranian protestors inside

  8. Grifter | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like to speak to Anger Management, please!

  9. kringo | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone finally found David Banner’s house.

  10. Cecily | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This area is reserved for Lust, Gluttony and Sloth only.

  11. Classic Steve | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @kringo: Sure you don’t mean Bruce Banner?

  12. Adelaide | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get in or I’ll rip you up alive!

  13. Sparkly Boof | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    SERENITY NOW!

  14. Bill S. | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This belongs on my ex-wife’s door.

  15. Just Me | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And flatulence, you can get lost, too!

  16. willz | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Confucius say: those who keep anger out will not fall from scaffold…

  17. Pete | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t get me angry…you won’t like me, when I’m angry…

  18. Pete | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lao-tze say “Better out than in!”

  19. TJ | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These must be what teenagers put on their doors in Asia.

  20. Brian | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve – the old TV hulk (Bill Bixby / Lou Ferrigno) was named “David Banner”. No idea why.

  21. BeadyEl | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Other side of sign: Staff Onry (REALLY ornery…)

  22. Dave Buggert Orf | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I on’t see any anger! Maybe they mean ebris may fall own on your hea.

  23. Marc | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t make me angry, you won’t like me when I’m angry.

  24. Marc | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, someone beat me to it. I’m curious, is it more of a “Beware of Anger” or “Anger keep out, we don’t like your kind here”

  25. Lora | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They won’t let me in there? ARRRGH, I CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE!!STUPID SIGN!! STUPID WORLD!! STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!

  26. Dave Buggert Orf | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anger, Will Robinson! Anger!

  27. Dave | 12:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your rage is not welcome here.

  28. Jetsuzu | 11:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and behind this sign is the actual suicide note…

  29. Chris | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This means you, vegeta.

  30. sean | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This one is good… at least people will take notice.

  31. wronglish | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    special fear is served.

  32. :D | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    grrrrrrrr! i am insane with anger!!!!! I am losing my mind!

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