Relevant Crazy Warning!

Ugh, my crazy just went into action…\

Now a flashlight is leading me on a long journey so that my muscles don’t crispate. That warning was relevant to me, but did I read it? No…

Ack, my muscles are crispating!

I’m amazed that “crispation” is a perfectly cromulent word that appears in the OED. It means a slight contraction of tissue, as in gooseflesh. Eye crispation would be a little scary, though.

Muslce crispation? lol

Bottom line: WARNING! If you read this whole thing, you’re crazy.

what about the game emperor ?

Uhoh, I have sense of Vision, I must go on long journey better the treatment.

I have been on engrish for so long I think I feel the relevant crazy action in my brain and my muscles are crispating! I did not realize my crazy appearance. I must take a long journey to the treatment now.

(I love how the only part of this manual written to make perfect sense is: “please read this manual carefully”)

“lose the consciousness”
trust me, you won’t need it….

Help! My muscles are all crispy and smell like Shake N’ Bake!!

Attention: operation game is a no go. I repeat: operation game is a no go. This operation has been terminated since the game empress has improper lighting conditions. That’s pretty much all I understood from that chunk of horse sh!t .

Reading this is driving me crazy!

I wonder what the rest of this manual says…

1. What’s bad about variety in sense of vision?
2. Why does the EMPRESS have to rest?
3. Can’t I take a SHORT journey to the treatment facility?

The game empress will make you relevant crazy!

is it bad that i get eye crispation while playing mario??

I guess “crazy” is a more popular synonym for “erratic” … but … context………….

Oh I really wanted to play but unfortunantly I suffer from crazy disease…

i guess you can’t get in then

relevant crazy warning? how did a crazy warning became so relevant?

superhumannnnn……….

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takea lookea at this crazy manual before playing TV game.
you’ll be crazy after reading the hole thing…

Whoa boy! after a dozen joints I finally…. heheeh… no I still don’t…. wait…. there’s this certainpattern thing and then the Empress…. yes! I got it….well, no, not really, roll another better!

this is all about crazy

Now wait just a minute.. that crazy warning wasn’t at all relevant

NOTE: If you did not get crazy after reading this manual, you’re ready to play. Congrats!

Oh no! The member of my family went into action! It appears to be the crazy and relevant condition of illess! I guess I should at any TV game of operation before right away!