Relevant Crazy Warning!

posted on 28 Jul 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Eduards Skuts.
From Chinese videogame.

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  1. Sparkly Boof | 1:03 am |

    “From the makers of : Kum Car!”

  2. DieselDragon | 1:10 am |

    When the Epilepsy occurs for customer in China, is immediateley to stop the use and fly to seek medical advice from a doctor in Europe. :)

  3. Ageless | 1:14 am |

    It was a long journey getting to the end of that.

  4. DieselDragon | 1:15 am |

    When playing the machine of game, is please to sit only at right side of the television. The left is reserved for the guide of relevant crazy warning. :)

  5. GoodGuy | 1:22 am |

    I think I’ve just been driven crazy by reading this warning… It should come with a warning!

  6. GoodGuy | 1:23 am |

    Birthday party at my house! Its gonna be crazy and relevant y’all!

  7. John Tranbo | 1:33 am |

    Are you sure Al Gore didn’t write this? Seems mighty like his style…

  8. Chuck | 1:44 am |

    Sounds more fun than most of the boring and pointless warnings I encounter.

  9. jjhitt | 1:50 am |

    “may cause the crazy to go into action”…. which is what the police refer to as “the incident”.

  10. captionr | 2:40 am |

    tl;dr – don’t pray this game if you’re crazy. go on a long journey the treatment first.

  11. rowger | 2:45 am |

    I am developed eye AND muscle crispation after the reading of this relevant. I think I am going into action.

  12. David | 2:53 am |

    After reading that, I am want to go on a long journey the sleep.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 3:54 am |

    This game is driving me crazy. Can i sue the manufacturer?

  14. ben | 4:36 am |

    just reading this is sure to make one lose the conciousness, lose bearing or spasm

  15. gbear | 5:21 am |

    These are instructions to set the clock on a VCR.

  16. Kitsune | 5:24 am |

    Do not taunt happy fun ball

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 5:34 am |

    Too much relavent usage will cause an elliptical fit.

  18. Joe | 6:25 am |

    From the same people who brought you cap & trade.

  19. Take2 | 7:45 am |

    Sorry to hear about the explosion in the print shop.

  20. Xila31 | 9:02 am |

    Warning: too much gaming may cause craziness. Especially on the left side of the t.v.

  21. Kitty | 9:21 am |

    Muscles… crisping… vision…varying…I must be going crazy…

  22. fishyfriend | 9:29 am |

    huh?

  23. db | 9:48 am |

    Muscle crispation
    A long journey the treatment
    Lose the consciousness

  24. Tehani | 9:56 am |

    I try to read but crazy hurting my eye.

  25. Chis | 10:14 am |

    Children lose the consciousness and take the crazy long journey to the left side of the TV…

  26. TJ | 10:34 am |

    This is page nine of the manual. I’m surprised the guy managed to get that far.

  27. MGill | 10:36 am |

    That’s just crazy! But strangely relevant.

  28. TJ | 10:40 am |

    Who knew placing a video game in a disk drive could be so dangerous? Or confusing for that matter.

  29. TJ | 10:47 am |

    Uh-Oh, I’m going into action! I must be going relevantly crazy!!

  30. Grifter | 12:29 pm |

    That’s some crazy eyestrain there!

  31. Tehani | 1:18 pm |

    This Game Empress definitely needs lighting good room and a 15 minute rest.

  32. Holly | 2:47 pm |

    Whats “crispation”?!?

  33. AlbelNox | 3:50 pm |

    This is relevant to my interests…

  34. g.r. | 5:33 pm |

    Manual provided by the litigation industry.

  35. g.r. | 5:35 pm |

    Manual make the eyeballs roll the crazy and harm the video game playing.

  36. Anna | 6:23 pm |

    how come only the Game Empresss is recommended to have a greak after 1 hour operation – perhaps she is the only one who can last a whole hour

  37. Pete | 6:58 pm |

    As I read it the main thing that popped into mind was an image of Jungle Book’s “Baloo the Bear” saying “Crrrr-aazyyyy!”

  38. Lora | 7:47 pm |

    Approximate Engrish Translation: If your video game appears crazy and relevant, do not operate on your TV, as possible electric shock could result in muscle crispness and loss of family members. Instead take your game on a long journey to a doctor, who will let you rest for 10-15 minutes each hour while the game recieves proper lighting from the Game Empress.

  39. Lora | 8:00 pm |

    Game Empress…Wish I’d made that my username. :-)

  40. Subacria | 8:50 pm |

    No sooner I had got past the first few sentances, crazy went into action.

  41. MGill | 11:56 pm |

    You’ll go crazy for our TV game! (Note: We are not responsible if you actually go crazy)

  42. littlefuzzykit | 12:09 am |

    If that is the relevant crazy warning, I don’t want to see the irrelevant crazy warning.

  43. Someone | 4:45 am |

    Warning: do not use game machine if your head hurts. AKA do not use game machine after having read this relevant crazy warning.

  44. Bear or bust | 8:31 am |

    Oh man I’m getting the crazy and relevant condition of WTF.

  45. Blaze | 9:30 am |

    Translation just for the halibut:

    Warning: This product has been shown to cause seizures. If you have a history of seizures, you shouldn’t use this product. If you experience muscle twitches, loss of concsiousness, convulsions or similar symptoms, please see a doctor right away.

    Children should always be supervised when using this product.

    To reduce the risk of seizure, sit back from the television screen and take frequent breaks.

    How they manage to stretch these things to a full page is beyond me.

  46. John Thompson | 11:26 am |

    If only there were a babelfish engrish – english guide!

  47. Kitsune | 12:37 pm |

    A clown is my friend. A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement.

  48. Bill Posters | 4:51 am |

    I don’t get why this ‘relevant crazy warning’ is so funny.
    Isn’t it in every Hummer Owner’s manual?

  49. paulapoo | 8:17 pm |

    When crazy goes into action, can I paste at will?

  50. hopedenial | 8:21 pm |

    possibly the most awesomely confusing engrish post i have seen. it made my brain hurt.

  51. Joseph | 9:15 am |

    Ugh, my crazy just went into action…\

    Now a flashlight is leading me on a long journey so that my muscles don’t crispate. That warning was relevant to me, but did I read it? No…

  52. DocRock | 4:52 am |

    Ack, my muscles are crispating!

  53. Dan Hoey | 10:49 am |

    I’m amazed that “crispation” is a perfectly cromulent word that appears in the OED. It means a slight contraction of tissue, as in gooseflesh. Eye crispation would be a little scary, though.

  54. Nicholas | 8:45 pm |

    Muslce crispation? lol

  55. Neals | 9:28 am |

    Bottom line: WARNING! If you read this whole thing, you’re crazy.

  56. garudamon11 | 3:03 pm |

    what about the game emperor ?

  57. WeiszGypsy305 | 11:51 am |

    Uhoh, I have sense of Vision, I must go on long journey better the treatment.

  58. neenz | 11:36 pm |

    I have been on engrish for so long I think I feel the relevant crazy action in my brain and my muscles are crispating! I did not realize my crazy appearance. I must take a long journey to the treatment now.

    (I love how the only part of this manual written to make perfect sense is: “please read this manual carefully”)

  59. Jetsuzu | 11:54 pm |

    “lose the consciousness”
    trust me, you won’t need it….

  60. Jetsuzu | 11:54 pm |

    Help! My muscles are all crispy and smell like Shake N’ Bake!!

  61. eazyduzit | 6:53 pm |

    Attention: operation game is a no go. I repeat: operation game is a no go. This operation has been terminated since the game empress has improper lighting conditions. That’s pretty much all I understood from that chunk of horse sh!t .

  62. Murilo Silva | 8:56 pm |

    Reading this is driving me crazy!

  63. Poppy | 2:51 am |

    I wonder what the rest of this manual says…

  64. Spencer | 3:17 am |

    1. What’s bad about variety in sense of vision?
    2. Why does the EMPRESS have to rest?
    3. Can’t I take a SHORT journey to the treatment facility?

  65. Vueiy | 4:24 pm |

    The game empress will make you relevant crazy!

  66. lauren | 10:33 pm |

    is it bad that i get eye crispation while playing mario??

  67. quietpanther | 10:38 pm |

    I guess “crazy” is a more popular synonym for “erratic” … but … context………….

  68. Hannah | 4:34 pm |

    Oh I really wanted to play but unfortunantly I suffer from crazy disease…

  69. Ptharien's Flame | 3:45 pm |

    i guess you can’t get in then

  70. don | 7:20 am |

    relevant crazy warning? how did a crazy warning became so relevant?

  71. Lala | 1:36 am |

    superhumannnnn……….

  72. - | 11:04 am |

    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

    whi make short when you can make long!

  73. wronglish | 3:37 am |

    takea lookea at this crazy manual before playing TV game.
    you’ll be crazy after reading the hole thing…

  74. Grassy Commentator | 10:40 am |

    Whoa boy! after a dozen joints I finally…. heheeh… no I still don’t…. wait…. there’s this certainpattern thing and then the Empress…. yes! I got it….well, no, not really, roll another better!

  75. pijo | 2:01 am |

    this is all about crazy

  76. tom | 10:26 pm |

    Now wait just a minute.. that crazy warning wasn’t at all relevant

  77. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:51 pm |

    NOTE: If you did not get crazy after reading this manual, you’re ready to play. Congrats!

  78. Myself | 10:12 pm |

    Oh no! The member of my family went into action! It appears to be the crazy and relevant condition of illess! I guess I should at any TV game of operation before right away!

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