Relevant Crazy Warning!

posted on 28 Jul 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Eduards Skuts.
From Chinese videogame.

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  1. Sparkly Boof | 1:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “From the makers of : Kum Car!”

  2. DieselDragon | 1:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When the Epilepsy occurs for customer in China, is immediateley to stop the use and fly to seek medical advice from a doctor in Europe. :)

  3. Ageless | 1:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It was a long journey getting to the end of that.

  4. DieselDragon | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When playing the machine of game, is please to sit only at right side of the television. The left is reserved for the guide of relevant crazy warning. :)

  5. GoodGuy | 1:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ve just been driven crazy by reading this warning… It should come with a warning!

  6. GoodGuy | 1:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Birthday party at my house! Its gonna be crazy and relevant y’all!

  7. John Tranbo | 1:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure Al Gore didn’t write this? Seems mighty like his style…

  8. Chuck | 1:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds more fun than most of the boring and pointless warnings I encounter.

  9. jjhitt | 1:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “may cause the crazy to go into action”…. which is what the police refer to as “the incident”.

  10. captionr | 2:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    tl;dr – don’t pray this game if you’re crazy. go on a long journey the treatment first.

  11. rowger | 2:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I am developed eye AND muscle crispation after the reading of this relevant. I think I am going into action.

  12. David | 2:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    After reading that, I am want to go on a long journey the sleep.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This game is driving me crazy. Can i sue the manufacturer?

  14. ben | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    just reading this is sure to make one lose the conciousness, lose bearing or spasm

  15. gbear | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    These are instructions to set the clock on a VCR.

  16. Kitsune | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not taunt happy fun ball

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too much relavent usage will cause an elliptical fit.

  18. Joe | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the same people who brought you cap & trade.

  19. Take2 | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry to hear about the explosion in the print shop.

  20. Xila31 | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: too much gaming may cause craziness. Especially on the left side of the t.v.

  21. Kitty | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Muscles… crisping… vision…varying…I must be going crazy…

  22. fishyfriend | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    huh?

  23. db | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Muscle crispation
    A long journey the treatment
    Lose the consciousness

  24. Tehani | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I try to read but crazy hurting my eye.

  25. Chis | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Children lose the consciousness and take the crazy long journey to the left side of the TV…

  26. TJ | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is page nine of the manual. I’m surprised the guy managed to get that far.

  27. MGill | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s just crazy! But strangely relevant.

  28. TJ | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who knew placing a video game in a disk drive could be so dangerous? Or confusing for that matter.

  29. TJ | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh-Oh, I’m going into action! I must be going relevantly crazy!!

  30. Grifter | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s some crazy eyestrain there!

  31. Tehani | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This Game Empress definitely needs lighting good room and a 15 minute rest.

  32. Holly | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whats “crispation”?!?

  33. AlbelNox | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is relevant to my interests…

  34. g.r. | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Manual provided by the litigation industry.

  35. g.r. | 5:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Manual make the eyeballs roll the crazy and harm the video game playing.

  36. Anna | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    how come only the Game Empresss is recommended to have a greak after 1 hour operation – perhaps she is the only one who can last a whole hour

  37. Pete | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As I read it the main thing that popped into mind was an image of Jungle Book’s “Baloo the Bear” saying “Crrrr-aazyyyy!”

  38. Lora | 7:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Approximate Engrish Translation: If your video game appears crazy and relevant, do not operate on your TV, as possible electric shock could result in muscle crispness and loss of family members. Instead take your game on a long journey to a doctor, who will let you rest for 10-15 minutes each hour while the game recieves proper lighting from the Game Empress.

  39. Lora | 8:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Game Empress…Wish I’d made that my username. :-)

  40. Subacria | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No sooner I had got past the first few sentances, crazy went into action.

  41. MGill | 11:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll go crazy for our TV game! (Note: We are not responsible if you actually go crazy)

  42. littlefuzzykit | 12:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If that is the relevant crazy warning, I don’t want to see the irrelevant crazy warning.

  43. Someone | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: do not use game machine if your head hurts. AKA do not use game machine after having read this relevant crazy warning.

  44. Bear or bust | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh man I’m getting the crazy and relevant condition of WTF.

  45. Blaze | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Translation just for the halibut:

    Warning: This product has been shown to cause seizures. If you have a history of seizures, you shouldn’t use this product. If you experience muscle twitches, loss of concsiousness, convulsions or similar symptoms, please see a doctor right away.

    Children should always be supervised when using this product.

    To reduce the risk of seizure, sit back from the television screen and take frequent breaks.

    How they manage to stretch these things to a full page is beyond me.

  46. John Thompson | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If only there were a babelfish engrish – english guide!

  47. Kitsune | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A clown is my friend. A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement.

  48. Bill Posters | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t get why this ‘relevant crazy warning’ is so funny.
    Isn’t it in every Hummer Owner’s manual?

  49. paulapoo | 8:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When crazy goes into action, can I paste at will?

  50. hopedenial | 8:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    possibly the most awesomely confusing engrish post i have seen. it made my brain hurt.

  51. Joseph | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ugh, my crazy just went into action…\

    Now a flashlight is leading me on a long journey so that my muscles don’t crispate. That warning was relevant to me, but did I read it? No…

  52. DocRock | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ack, my muscles are crispating!

  53. Dan Hoey | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m amazed that “crispation” is a perfectly cromulent word that appears in the OED. It means a slight contraction of tissue, as in gooseflesh. Eye crispation would be a little scary, though.

  54. Nicholas | 8:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Muslce crispation? lol

  55. Neals | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bottom line: WARNING! If you read this whole thing, you’re crazy.

  56. garudamon11 | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what about the game emperor ?

  57. WeiszGypsy305 | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Uhoh, I have sense of Vision, I must go on long journey better the treatment.

  58. neenz | 11:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I have been on engrish for so long I think I feel the relevant crazy action in my brain and my muscles are crispating! I did not realize my crazy appearance. I must take a long journey to the treatment now.

    (I love how the only part of this manual written to make perfect sense is: “please read this manual carefully”)

  59. Jetsuzu | 11:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “lose the consciousness”
    trust me, you won’t need it….

  60. Jetsuzu | 11:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Help! My muscles are all crispy and smell like Shake N’ Bake!!

  61. eazyduzit | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Attention: operation game is a no go. I repeat: operation game is a no go. This operation has been terminated since the game empress has improper lighting conditions. That’s pretty much all I understood from that chunk of horse sh!t .

  62. Murilo Silva | 8:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reading this is driving me crazy!

  63. Poppy | 2:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what the rest of this manual says…

  64. Spencer | 3:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    1. What’s bad about variety in sense of vision?
    2. Why does the EMPRESS have to rest?
    3. Can’t I take a SHORT journey to the treatment facility?

  65. Vueiy | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The game empress will make you relevant crazy!

  66. lauren | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is it bad that i get eye crispation while playing mario??

  67. quietpanther | 10:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess “crazy” is a more popular synonym for “erratic” … but … context………….

  68. Hannah | 4:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh I really wanted to play but unfortunantly I suffer from crazy disease…

  69. Ptharien's Flame | 3:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i guess you can’t get in then

  70. don | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    relevant crazy warning? how did a crazy warning became so relevant?

  71. Lala | 1:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    superhumannnnn……….

  72. - | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

    whi make short when you can make long!

  73. wronglish | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    takea lookea at this crazy manual before playing TV game.
    you’ll be crazy after reading the hole thing…

  74. Grassy Commentator | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoa boy! after a dozen joints I finally…. heheeh… no I still don’t…. wait…. there’s this certainpattern thing and then the Empress…. yes! I got it….well, no, not really, roll another better!

  75. pijo | 2:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    this is all about crazy

  76. tom | 10:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now wait just a minute.. that crazy warning wasn’t at all relevant

  77. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: If you did not get crazy after reading this manual, you’re ready to play. Congrats!

  78. Myself | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no! The member of my family went into action! It appears to be the crazy and relevant condition of illess! I guess I should at any TV game of operation before right away!

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