Skal Water

posted on 5 Jul 2009 in Drinks

By the way, step gingerly in the meadow…

 

Photo courtesy of Eli Loomis.
Found in Kyoto, Japan vending machine. 

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  1. J-Luke | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It is so nice to my mind, I start to hear strange sounds coming from the grass…

  2. Algernon | 1:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful in the cow mooing meadow its full of cow mooing manure.

  3. Samuel | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    My reaction:
    “Soft-Drink”… ok
    “tender” “nicer”… whatever

    WAT?

  4. Yugan | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Greek’s “wine dark sea” has nothing on Japan’s “cow-mooing meadow.” That’s so bad it’s poetic.

  5. forrest | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    kind to my stomach, I hope?

  6. Ram | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    u liar!!!.. there were only just stinkin lazy buffaloes masticating rotten hay!!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Why do the cows moo?
    Answer: They want you to milk them.

  8. Firebert | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The bottle says it’ll take me to a cow-mooing meadow, but the taste always sends me to a gut-hurling bathroom.

  9. Hotjoe | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a nice meadow…..the meadow behind my house goes Quack……..

  10. Xila | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The only water on the market made with LSD.

  11. TJ | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm, milk-based soda water.

  12. TJ | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Milk-based soft drinks. For your dairy life.

  13. TJ | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a mooing meadow, yet there’s a swan on the bottle.

  14. GoodGuy | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Yakuza finally find an effective way to smuggle large quantities of LSD into Japan..

  15. GoodGuy | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cow-mooing meadow.. is that part of the funny farm?

  16. beechoak | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …Well, that explains the SMELL…!

  17. Dave Buggert Orf | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That swan looks more like a snake exploding into flames. But I don’t care about that. It’s nice in my mind, right now. Pass me another Skal water, would ya?

  18. AnnaRexia | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let me take you down, ’cause I’m going to moo-berry fields

  19. Terryl | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thank you. I will have to pass on this drink. See, I don’t have a visa to a cow-mooing meadow in Japan.

  20. g.r. | 7:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Papa-san! Bubba’s milking the bull again!

  21. kringo | 9:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This milk seems a bit too “fresh” for me.

  22. David | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was hoping to find the goose-honking meadow, but this will suffice.

  23. Take2 | 12:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, it’s carbonated milk . . . .but why is there a panty liner on the label?

  24. Grifter | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the makers of Skoal, making sure your water is fun, addicting and brown.

  25. AsianNinja | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So CONFUSING!!! is it water,or milk or a soft drink or meadow of cow-mooing!!???

  26. Akana | 8:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I had no idea meadows went moo. Fascinating…Is that something only special Japanese meadows do?

  27. Bryan | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow! It teleports you. Our drink technology is way behind.

  28. Trash | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please watch step in cow-mooing meadow. Avoid breathe deeply the air of cow-pooing beside you.

  29. chookman | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the Cutting room floor – “Free pat on the head for every entry to the Milk Meadow”.

  30. Jody | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Like water for milkshakes.
    Is it milk, is it water? Who can say?
    My advice, not for the lactose-intolerant. You may just find a drop of milk in your water, right when you least expect it.
    We have extracted all the minerals, proteins, vitamins and goodness from this milk, leaving behind pure, clear water with just a hint of moo.

  31. name | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now with 50% more mooing!

  32. fredly frenson | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good for your bones, teeth and Skal

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