Skal Water
posted on 5 Jul 2009 in Drinks
By the way, step gingerly in the meadow…
Photo courtesy of Eli Loomis.
Found in Kyoto, Japan vending machine.
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It is so nice to my mind, I start to hear strange sounds coming from the grass…
Be careful in the cow mooing meadow its full of cow mooing manure.
My reaction:
“Soft-Drink”… ok
“tender” “nicer”… whatever
…
WAT?
The Greek’s “wine dark sea” has nothing on Japan’s “cow-mooing meadow.” That’s so bad it’s poetic.
kind to my stomach, I hope?
u liar!!!.. there were only just stinkin lazy buffaloes masticating rotten hay!!
Why do the cows moo?
Answer: They want you to milk them.
The bottle says it’ll take me to a cow-mooing meadow, but the taste always sends me to a gut-hurling bathroom.
That’s a nice meadow…..the meadow behind my house goes Quack……..
The only water on the market made with LSD.
Mmm, milk-based soda water.
Milk-based soft drinks. For your dairy life.
It’s a mooing meadow, yet there’s a swan on the bottle.
The Yakuza finally find an effective way to smuggle large quantities of LSD into Japan..
The cow-mooing meadow.. is that part of the funny farm?
…Well, that explains the SMELL…!
That swan looks more like a snake exploding into flames. But I don’t care about that. It’s nice in my mind, right now. Pass me another Skal water, would ya?
Let me take you down, ’cause I’m going to moo-berry fields
No thank you. I will have to pass on this drink. See, I don’t have a visa to a cow-mooing meadow in Japan.
Papa-san! Bubba’s milking the bull again!
This milk seems a bit too “fresh” for me.
I was hoping to find the goose-honking meadow, but this will suffice.
OK, it’s carbonated milk . . . .but why is there a panty liner on the label?
From the makers of Skoal, making sure your water is fun, addicting and brown.
So CONFUSING!!! is it water,or milk or a soft drink or meadow of cow-mooing!!???
I had no idea meadows went moo. Fascinating…Is that something only special Japanese meadows do?
Wow! It teleports you. Our drink technology is way behind.
From the Cutting room floor - “Free pat on the head for every entry to the Milk Meadow”.