Tasty beers and free snakes!

posted on 26 Jul 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Tom Burke.
Found in China hotel.

40 captions

  1. Lollerskate | 1:39 am |

    What!? No Bears?

  2. Spoony | 1:40 am |

    Not responsible for injuries. Snake Charmer costs extra.

  3. Spoony | 1:40 am |

    Ah, you can really taste the venom in these snacks.

  4. Algernon | 1:49 am |

    something nice to bite you with

  5. J-Luke | 2:00 am |

    Some restaurants seem to invite their guests to participate in pest control…

  6. Yugan | 2:29 am |

    Delicious snakes are served for free. Just catch them yourself.

  7. Arnas | 3:05 am |

    Free snakes and sweats. God bress your life and family. Good luck!

  8. Destinii Haruya | 3:30 am |

    This reminds me of another Engrish I found in a book; “complimentary glass wine or bear”. Now you get snakes too! It’s a positive menagerie in here!

  9. Bechstein62 | 3:46 am |

    Q: Excuse me, do you serve snakes?

    A: Sir, we’ll serve ANYBODY!

  10. Marc | 5:07 am |

    That’s why I hate snakes, they get everything for free.

  11. motordog | 5:30 am |

    Umm…don’t you have any pretzels or peanuts?

  12. GoodGuy | 6:14 am |

    Even though they’re free, Its still kind of a rip-off. I usually *charge* people to eat their snakes…

  13. Mike | 7:59 am |

    I’ve had it with these monkey lovin’ snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

  14. Sparkly Boof | 8:11 am |

    C’mon Eve, let’s go get a beer!

  15. Grifter | 8:59 am |

    The venom is just an added promotion of this fabulous deal!

  16. fishyfriend | 9:05 am |

    I usually hear that they taste like chicken….

  17. Someone | 9:48 am |

    I have had it with these mother****ing snakes in this mother****ing bar!

  18. Ralph Hamilton | 10:16 am |

    MMmm! File snakes waterlily bulbs and beer. Good aboriginal bush tucker.

  19. Nuclear Chauffeur | 10:20 am |

    It just slithers down the throat.

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 12:09 pm |

    Well! They do say, that the only thing that isn’t eaten in China, is the table.

  21. Ralph Hamilton | 12:11 pm |

    Asnakes head isn’t quite what I expected, when they said you would get a head on your beer.

  22. Big Fat Cat | 12:18 pm |

    Nothing special about this. Chinese people eat a lot of snakes and they like to eat the gall raw with wine. The foreign beermaker finally know how to capture the chinese market.

  23. Lora | 1:39 pm |

    I guess Indiana Jones won’t be coming here anytime soon…

  24. theillen | 2:11 pm |

    These things are tasty and have a distinct bite to them.

  25. Classic Steve | 4:53 pm |

    “Or if your child asks for a fish, would you give him a snake?” Well, maybe.

  26. Jim | 7:44 pm |

    Samuel L. Jackson: “Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing bar!”

  27. Ian | 11:04 pm |

    So, what’ll be your poison?

  28. Chris | 5:14 pm |

    You brought a snake!

  29. Xila31 | 9:32 pm |

    Nothin’ like a cold beer and bowl full of snakes.

  30. Audinac | 4:06 pm |

    You’ll get free beer, if you can survive the snakes

  31. Lanz16 | 12:22 pm |

    Waiter: What can I do for you?

    Customer: 1 King Cobra smoothie please?

  32. Ken Story | 12:05 pm |

    the foot saloon down the road has free toe jam for the crackers

  33. Spritle | 8:30 pm |

    Hey, bartender! What’s with this smoothie? I want my strawberry snake!

  34. Chris | 6:59 pm |

    Don’t let samuel jackson in.

  35. Chris | 6:59 pm |

    I’ll let Indiana Jones handle this one.

  36. RBFG | 5:32 pm |

    You’ll also get a free snake for attending the Indiana Jones vs. Samuel L. Jackson bar brawl!

  37. Yuki | 8:06 pm |

    Nice to meet you, Shall we snake hands?

  38. wronglish | 3:21 am |

    delicious snakes…its one of those “Cool Food” in china?

  39. WhiteWolf | 1:47 pm |

    Perfect! Just what I wanted to eat. Snake.

  40. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:39 pm |

    – And three milk snakes for kids, please.

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