They get rowdy tourists at Mount Qian…

posted on 20 Jul 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Jusin DeFerbrache.
Found at Qian Shan Park outside of Anshan, China.

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  1. DieselDragon | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Inspired by the Chinese Blue Screen of Death… 😉

  2. Jay | 1:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    On your marks, get set, throw rubbish!

  3. DieselDragon | 1:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Getting fire presumptuously at the scenic spot is prohibited. Tourists however may get fire happily at the place of buying tickets conscientiously. :)

  4. SF | 1:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They are ready for English hooligans; beer drinking is probably a feudal activity, dating back to Merry England.

  5. DieselDragon | 1:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The man who hunts to protect ecospecies is refused. The man who hunts to get Deers head for mantlepiece, however, is admitted.

  6. Algernon | 2:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you must spit urinate or sh*t make sure its civilised as it will bring fresh air enjoyment.

  7. GoodGuy | 3:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No Samurai allowed!
    Take your filthy feudalism somewhere else!

  8. Terryl | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    #3 Too bad. I quit smoking for three years now. I may consider not going there lest I MUST smoke again in its designated place.

  9. Terryl | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    #6 So we can hunt elsewhere if it’s less scenic?

  10. Grifter | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why not just put up a sign that says: “NATURE: DO NOT TOUCH!”

  11. Blaze | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ancient Health Facilities. On the cutting edge of medicine.

  12. Sparkly Boof | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No sh*tting, but if you must have some, we have plenty of blue crap left in the gift shop.

  13. Marc | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh man, where am I going to do my feudal and superstitious activities now?

  14. kringo | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    According to Rule 7, I guess filming a remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail is out of the question here.

  15. beechoak | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Aye, m’Lord… ’tis forbidden. We must take our feudalistic merriment elsewhere.”

  16. kringo | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be at least this conscientious in order to buy tickets.

  17. beechoak | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this picnic area have a non-smoking section?

  18. beechoak | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can hit this mark with your rubbish, please contact the Mount Qian Softball League.

  19. jjhitt | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess the jousting demon warriors is a no go.

  20. jjhitt | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gosh, Toto. I dont think we’re in Austin anymore.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    China is a communist country and, therefore, fedual activities are prohibited. Understand?! Wait! So are democratic activities.

  22. Adelaide | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shouldn’t this go to adult engrish?

  23. Chris | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They probably have a darn good reason for the “no shitting everywhere” rule.

  24. OtisM | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Qian Shan Park just ain’t fun no more!

  25. beechoak | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve just been overcome by the compulsion to excrete bodily fluids everywhere.

  26. beechoak | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Park your motor vehicles in the driveway, and drive your motor vehicles on the parkway.

  27. Yugan | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t park in the main gate orderly, he’s sick of that!

  28. Pag | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Doing the feudal”? Is that what kids call it these days?

  29. Dude | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I guess we can’t hold our yearly virgin sacrifice here…

  30. Human | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    NYC never quite got past rule #4 . . .

  31. Dave Buggert Orf | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dang! Where else can a guy find good ancient buildings to carve and draw on, these days?

  32. Dave Buggert Orf | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Yes, sir. Spitting is allowed, unless you do it out of spite, since spiting is _not_ allowed”

  33. Cecily | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No doing the feudal and superstitious activities? But it’s our anniversary!

  34. Lora | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do they stay open on Friday the 13th?

  35. TJ | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that we’re out of the scenic spot, let’s start doing some fuedal and superstitious activities.

  36. tekleader | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess our weekend of jousting and four-leaf clover picking is off.

  37. Nanny Lou | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The spiting is really out of control!

  38. BoMali | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee, take all the fun out of it, why don’t ya!!!!!!

  39. Pete | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After having beat a hasty retreat after my first foray into a public restroom in Guangzhou I totally get the “No shitting everywhere” bit!!!

  40. ha-san | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But, feudal and superstitious activities are my favorite kinds. ):

  41. Robert | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m pretty sure “feudal and superstitious activities” means religious activities, like praying, meditating, chanting, or doing anything else that will annoy or distract others.

  42. Mandee | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If no shi##ing is allowed everywhere, WHAT did I just step in??!!!

  43. Fugazug | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hey baby, wanna get feudal and superstitious tonight?

  44. Source707 | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No sexing ancient buildings. Sexing is allowed in desighnated sexing places.

  45. Mike | 11:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have to leave your lucky rabbit’s foot in the car?

  46. neenz | 1:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hey, these park rangers are getting a little feudal and superstitious themselves, telling people they can’t be presumptuous or spiteful in this park….

    Of course then they turn into potty-mouthed parents: “don’t go shitting everywhere!”

  47. cashplay | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the rubbish should be thrown according to the marks? how ironic, cuz i find that a bit “superstitious”

  48. BeEtLjOoZ | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess vomiting is allowed.

  49. Nicholas | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you throw the rubbish and hit the mark you get a free toy! Yay!

  50. Nicholas | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a pity no feudal or superstitious activities are allowed being a magical flying shogun and all…oh well

  51. Nicholas | 7:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Question: Is playing War Hammer at my picnic in the park considered feudal? Are my Magic Cards allowed or are these superstitious? Sounds like you are being anti nerd right now!

  52. Fatih Tekke | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who let Sean Connery write this? Thish ish a very deshignated plach indeed.

  53. FatKenney | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel like sh**ing everywhere just to be spiting them.

  54. don | 10:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they sound like thugs..

  55. Hansel | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    RPG Quarterly Newsletter notice: “In light of new rules (i.e. no doing the fuedal/superstitious activities) at the Mount Quian Scenic Spot, we are taking suggestions for an alternate location for the annual Dungeons and Dragons tournament. Incidentally, we are asking members to refrain from defacating on public property as this is how we were kicked out of the Forbidden City.”

  56. Kwan | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buying tickets unconsciously is prohibited.

  57. Oreo W. | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So they have targets for your trash now?! 😀

  58. Ruben | 3:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hmmmm….guess Catholics can’t go…

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