Top it off with some toothpaste!

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1. 

   Algernon | 1:09 am |

   What better way to top off your strawberrys.

2. 

   DieselDragon | 2:14 am |

   The after dinner treat recommended by dentists everywhere!

3. 

   Jay | 2:17 am |

   It’s a floor wax!

4. 

   DieselDragon | 2:23 am |

   …And that was just for starters!

5. 

   Ishkfe | 2:26 am |

   Served in McDental’s.

6. 

   DieselDragon | 2:27 am |

   One of several complimentary toiletries from the Hotel BJ.

7. 

   jackie31337 | 2:50 am |

   They’re serving it as the wrong course!

8. 

   popper | 4:04 am |

   For those with a sweet tooth but do not like brushing their teeth.

9. 

   Spoony | 4:10 am |

   Make sure to fross!

10. 

    Spoony | 4:12 am |

    I hate it when people leave the cap off of their dessert, and squeeze from the middle of the tube rather than the end. Messy!

11. 

    kringo | 4:47 am |

    Ahh: the sweet taste of dental hygiene!

12. 

    Grifter | 5:09 am |

    Nothing like going into battle with a grit in your teeth…

13. 

    beechoak | 5:27 am |

    Make sure you brush after every meal!

14. 

    beechoak | 5:28 am |

    Any incentive to get kids to brush regularly…

15. 

    dangevin | 5:31 am |

    New butter-brickel-baking-soda flavor!

16. 

    dangevin | 5:31 am |

    4 out of 5 dentists agree: it’s terrible.

17. 

    dangevin | 5:31 am |

    Don’t forget the twizzler floss.

18. 

    Adelaide | 6:44 am |

    The only toothpaste you could swallow.

19. 

    Classic Steve | 7:04 am |

    Is this for astronauts?

20. 

    Chris | 7:05 am |

    Do I have to brush my teeth after I brush?

21. 

    Sparkly Boof | 8:24 am |

    You’ll love the “After-Dinner Mint” flavor!

22. 

    Yogesh Damle | 9:12 am |

    For people with real bad breath. Contains 10% kitty litter.

23. 

    Madddy Davis | 10:47 am |

    And don’t forget Hair Gel Midmorning Snack!

24. 

    g.r. | 4:32 pm |

    The recommended item to top off your meal of hot sand with Flied Pork.

25. 

    AnnaRexia | 7:44 pm |

    This takes after-dinner mint to a whole new level!

    @ Jay: I remember that skit! Shimmer!

26. 

    Pablo Nun'Alvares | 10:53 pm |

    Trick your kids into oral hygiene!

27. 

    Terryl | 3:59 am |

    Can someone tell me if this is really dessert called ‘toothpaste’ or is it toothpaste with ‘dessert’ brand?

28. 

    Marc | 5:16 am |

    Mmmm Cheesecake toothpaste

29. 

    Lollerskate | 7:30 am |

    From the creators of the “Refreshing taste bubble shaving cream”

30. 

    yu yu | 2:55 am |

    all you need for dessert is toothpaste…

31. 

    Lanz16 | 12:25 pm |

    I think its a candy flavored toothpaste or something.
    But oh well, you can use it as a substitute for whipped cream

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