18 and older, please.

posted on 5 Aug 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Watch out, Pop Rocks and soda – here comes the AC-3…

Photo courtesy of Obis “now I know what that
hole in the subwoofer is for” Cygma.

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  1. popper | 1:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The equivalent of a nuclear bomb…

  2. Algernon | 1:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It just rips you apart from the inside

  3. popper | 1:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Enjoy your LAST home theater experience!

  4. kringo | 2:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s fart-tastic!

  5. Terryl | 3:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If i want those wonderful, crazy, explosive feelings, i’d rather go to the sexphone competition.

  6. beechoak | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “… and for those who like to ‘swing’ for their enjoying fatacies, we have the AC/DC-3…”

  7. Blaze | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The AC-3 Home Theater System: It will BLOW YOU AWAY!

    No, seriously.

  8. Ralph Hamilton | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My fantacy is the cexphone competition. It definitely gives me explosive feelings.

  9. dangevin | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That hole isn’t the air intake…

  10. Grifter | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With TNT Dolby Surround Sound

  11. Xila | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Crazy, explosive feeling mostly occurs when trying to read the set-up manual.

  12. Cecily | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Go-Go Gadget Home Theater System!

  13. Chris | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s so realistic I feel like I’m actually here!

  14. rowger | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Having written “Subwoofer” on the subwoofer itself doesn’t leave too much room for FANTACY.

  15. Erik | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    AC-3 is actually the technical code for the Dolby Digital audio encoding.

  16. donjuan71 | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, sir, here’s how it works. What’s that? Yeah, sure, it’s a stereo speaker………at least that’s what we tell the wife, haha. OK, now……..you just put, um, “it”, right in that hole…………no! not now! Wait’ til you get it home! This is a floor model. No, there is no “trying it out” here, sir. I guarantee that wonderful, crazy, explosive feeling, or your money back. Of course! Would I lie to you?

  17. Dude | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Cause it’s T-N-T,
    It’s dynamite!
    T-N-T,
    And it’ll win the fight!
    T-N-T,
    It’s a power load!
    T-N-T,
    Watch it explode!

  18. DannyDaWriter | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “18 and older, please.”

    Yeah… like THAT’s going to work…

  19. DieselDragon | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I read somewhere that the model number on the box is actually a misprint. It should read “NC-17″ insted.

  20. DieselDragon | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome customers in the “Fantacy Home Theatre Sound Systems” enjoy. Please keep all arms and legs inside the ride, and follow the instructions given by the operator at all times… :)

  21. DieselDragon | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t forget: In some states – Despite what it says on the box – You do in fact have to be 21…

  22. g.r. | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the secret to the contents, drop the A and increase the integer by 1.

  23. g.r. | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Recommended for viewing “Apocalypse Now.”

    “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

  24. Just Me | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes with a coupon for a free Diet Coke/Mentos combo.

  25. Pamela | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Another fine product from Kinyo… enjoyment for the Kinky-o

  26. Arnas | 4:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, I can play Final Fantacy 7!

  27. ENKC | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It sure gives new meaning to ‘wood cabinet’.

  28. Kitsune | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like they need the internet, not home theater.

  29. TJ | 3:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like they took the picture of the product in the basement.

  30. Lora | 6:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: May cause loss of hearing, loss of sanity, loss of limbs and loss of life.

  31. theillen | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Speakers for *real* audiophiles.

  32. Spritle | 8:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee, I wonder what the hole is for….

  33. AsianNinja | 7:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    hmmmm sorta feels dynamite-y

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