Carnie Notice

posted on 31 Aug 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Courtney Vien.
Rules found at playground in Shenzhen, China.

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  1. Spoony | 1:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    6. Carnies must have 10 or fewer teeth to enter…

  2. Spoony | 1:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This game must be rigged.

  3. Brandon | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If there’s one thing that carnies hate, it’s hullabaloo.

  4. John Tranbo | 1:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Paying to enter the carnie is illegal in 49 states…just so you know…

  5. SF | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re just trying to avoid carnage in the carnie … The 8th circle of hell.

  6. Algernon | 1:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Carnies, enfants and Hullabaloo, priceless!

  7. rowger | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mes enfants sont “A Le Carnie”, par accidence.

  8. jjhitt | 3:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “the user or his keeper” … sounds like a software license.

  9. jjhitt | 3:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Enfants con Carnie. I love Mexican food.

  10. beechoak | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Carnies must provide their own spit cups.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The consequences will be fed to the carnivorous dogs.

  12. kringo | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought the carnies in the US were creepy.

  13. coffeebot | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HULLABALLO ALERT!

  14. Grifter | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be at least this tall to read this notice…

  15. Salome | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    4.5 In order to avoid syntax, carnie is forbidden in the riding.

  16. Xila | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Okay, honey, stand still while mommy practices her knife throwing.”
    “I’m sorry, ma’am, only canie enfants between ages 3 and 12 are allowed to use the items.”

  17. Pete | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This one is so freaking funny I’m speechless. Total writer’s block.

  18. Pete | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Muffled PA system squawk…)

    Keeper? KEEEPER? Return to the Carnie at ONCE to take your consequences!

    You are hereby charged with contributing to uncivilly sportful juvenile hullabaloo and trampling of the greenbelt!!

    Your person will be dis-established at once!

  19. Pete | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is China. No carrying out of Hullabaloo.
    Here under any circumchances.

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All carnie keepers indulging in uncivil enfant hullaballo, will be sent to our scattering facilities.

  21. DieselDragon | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What an unusual notice to find at the entrance to a Rodeo arena… 😀

  22. DieselDragon | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    6. The enfants intending to use the carnie who read and understand this notice are refused, and asked to please use the University next door insted. :)

  23. Yogesh Damle | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To the carnie’s uncivilised taboos, ‘carnal pleasure’ should be added.

  24. Lid | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I felt so self-conscious riding in the carnie.

  25. CallieWL | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I need to know WHERE I can spit.

  26. David | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just I do not want your hullabaloo.

  27. Pete | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We must post a copy of this at L’Enfant Plaza in Washington DC.
    And hencely rename the place “Carnie”

  28. Pete | 5:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somehow I suspect the Carnie has never attempted to call a 12 year old an “Enfant”.

    Otherwise there’d be no Greenbelt left to trample!

  29. Meatgolem | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stomping of the blackbelt is ok, however

  30. kringo | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    4. It does NOT put the lotion in the carnie or else it gets the hose again.

  31. Bassmint Stile | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No hullabaloo, No trampling the greenbelt, No riding the carney!?!?!
    But, those things were featured on the brochure!

  32. Jax | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The items can be used only by enfants who are between 3 and 12 years old?

    What about us 13-30 year old toddlers?

  33. Rice1 | 5:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought spitting was the carnie way?

  34. pamela38 | 4:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this carnie is no fun!

  35. Bill Posters | 11:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I accuse myself of the following crimes;

    I have seduced carnie members of both sexes
    I have trampled the greenbelt areas
    I deliberately spitting every were in order so spread disease to my wife and other carnie members
    together with other carnies, I have ridden in the carnie, wrecked carnival cleanliness, polluted the water supply, and guided eurasion rockets to air-strip one by use of coded radio signals…
    I’m glad I was caught, I was mentally deranged.

  36. Sean | 6:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am not my user’s keeper

  37. yutiyfiyufyu | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Small hands, smell like cabbage.

  38. lil kim | 6:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    damn the hullabaloo!!

  39. RJ | 10:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better to avoid the carnie altogether…

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