Choco Cake

posted on 1 Aug 2009 in Snacks

Scones aren’t nearly optimistic enough…

Found in Japan.

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  1. Algernon | 1:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just can’t tell you how disappointed I was with this.

  2. WoahWhat | 2:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What, you don’t like modest chocolate?

  3. Spoony | 2:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey baby, wanna make some S’mores?

  4. beechoak | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This cake has self-esteem issues…

  5. beechoak | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Mediocre”… is THAT what you’re trying to say?

  6. beechoak | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as the packaging looks expensive, they’ll never know the difference at tea time.

  7. Pamela | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mashmallow elegant? Since when? There’s your over-optimism!

  8. Brandon | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no! Not again! I’ve been led in elegant tea time by modest chocolate and soft marshmallow before! I’m not falling for it this time.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what the Mad Hatter ate at the Mad Tea Party

  10. Xila | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate it when my snack cakes get pretentious.

  11. Dude | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, this chocolate can forget about having a billion dollars, a mansion and a Lamborghini.

  12. Lora | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you see anything optimistic about the fact that I’m going to eat you?

  13. Marc | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let them eat cake.

  14. TJ | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate cakes that suffer from illusions of grandeur.

  15. TJ | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I enjoy it with my people?

  16. Pete | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m rather pessimistic that their modest chocolate and a soft marshmallow will lead me to anything other than a diabetic coma….

  17. DECMATH | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The graham cracker shall lie down with the marshmallow, and a modest chocolate shall lead them.

  18. DieselDragon | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …But if I use this cake to *lead* my elegant tea time, wouldn’t that mean I’d feel full and wouldn’t have enough room for my dinner?

    Normally, I’d have one of these *after* the meal. :)

  19. DieselDragon | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Being a working-class person, it’d be rather over-optimism for me to ever have these at the dinner table. :)

  20. DieselDragon | 2:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Over optimistic *and* modest? First time I’ve ever come across a tea-cake with multiple personality disorder… ;)

  21. Lollerskate | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least the chocolate has some leadership qualities…

  22. popper | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s over-optimistic, why isn’t it smiling?

  23. Ralph Hamilton | 6:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am sure tea time would not be so elegant after the food fight.

  24. Sparkly Boof | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll stick with my pessimistic crab cakes, thankyouverymuch.

  25. Yugan | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    a subtle way of saying, Don’t get your hopes up. Prepare to hurl.

  26. kris | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is classic engrish, why is it getting such a low score? Are people only voting for engrish that means something rude?

  27. Pollyanna | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Over-optimistic? My cakes?

  28. Grifter | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a modest product name alright, short, sweet and to the point!

  29. engrishwebmaster | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @kris – I have learned that some of the low scores don’t mean much. Some of my favorite Engrish have scores in the 3′s.

  30. tekleader | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this cake package half full or half empty?

  31. Jetsuzu | 11:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “when a choco cake and a marshmallow love each other very much….”

  32. Lollerskate | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There should be a section for “Less popular engrish”. That’d be awesome!

  33. yutiyfiyufyu | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also contains mushrooom.

  34. Lilly Todd | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    truth in advertising…

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