Glorius Future
posted on 15 Aug 2009 in Clothing
Photo courtesy of Alva Worden.
Found on a t-shirt in Japan.
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But I’m just a thick dog.
Knonledge is powder.
“What will I do with knowledge and learning? A pile of bones, a pound for my rivals and a cute bitch is all I need for a glorius fyoochur!”
Yeah, Glorius, sure.
TEN Ph.D.’s and I’m STILL just a shaggy, mangy MUTT!
A little Knonledge can be a dangerous thing.
I finally have an excuse for making my dog fetch those heavy encyclopedias. It’s good for him!
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but apparently you can teach them to read.
Learning brings knowledge; knowledge brings SPELLING!!!
Sit… Roll over… Go read the paper…
I have a glorius future: a roof over my head, a yard to play in, free food, no responsibilities, and all the butts I can sniff!
Dreams and hopes are born of knonledge, but ignorance is blinss.
It’s called “Fetch”… I throw it and you bring it back to me. It’s not rocket science!
It is now RECREATION PERIOD in the PEOPLE’S COMMON AREA. Our ESTEEMED CHAIRMAN has assigned you as Fido’s SUPREME MASTER. Strict adherence to the approved list of the PEOPLE’S COMMANDS will assure Fido’s GLORIUS FUTURE.
A dog’s education to heaven.
That woman pictured on today’s engrish looks an awful lot like a dog.
(Cheesy I know, I’m just kidding!) =)
Looks like the Japanese take even obedience school seriously.
That’s a dog’s life.
Spoony said: “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but apparently you can teach them to read.”
Unfortunately, it’s harder to teach them to spell.
http://www.doggles.com/
The future’s so bright, I gotta wear Doggles…
Unfortunately, the shaggy dog’s future wasn’t so glorius, as after the shirt photo-shoot, he had to be in a movie remake with Tim Allen.
The kingdom of doG is coming!
Theorem:
A. If dreams and hopes are born of knonledge, and
B. If knonledge is the opposite of knowledge, then
C. The proof exists that ignorance really IS bliss!
I already knon dat!
Staring Tim Allen
the only way this dog gets a glorious futur is if he doesn’t end up lining the collar of a coat!
You can lead a horse to knowledge, but you can’t make him drink.
You can lead a dog to knowledge, but you can’t make him think!
I’m Australian. Who is Gloria.
Fiered!? What are you of meaning I’re fiered!?
In dog we trust.
But whoever wrote this needs to learn how to spell; they’re never going to get that “glorius future” without a bit more “knonledge.”
Wow, seems like a smart dog… do you think IT can spell ‘knowledge’ correctly twice in a row?
Fine print: Results may vary. No claims regarding a Spelling Bee Championship are to be inferred.
When obediance school promises too much.
The future’s a b****!
assurances from the public school system
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.
You can lead a dog to knowledge, but you can’t make him think.
Did Tarantino design that?
Yeah, that’s nice, but you still needs to fill-out this application
It’s Glorious Leader’s dog… Glorious Future.