Hello, I’d like some loom service?

posted on 7 Aug 2009 in Signs

No, the sign’s correct — that’s the concierge’s name.

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Found in Japan hotel ‘robby’.

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  1. Algernon | 1:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What do they call the back? Bruce!

  2. popper | 2:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you come in with your valuables and you leave without them.

  3. Spoony | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll just make a reference to the Information Hall of Meat, and my ratings will soar. Right?

  4. Pete | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh , go lent a loom, peeper!

  5. Pete | 3:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does housekeeping leave Super Cola Candy on the bed at night when they come in for turndown service?

  6. beechoak | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We have an entire “Robby” staff. There’s Front Robby, Back Robby, Desk Robby, and Ruggage Robby.

  7. Grifter | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also near the Front Rounge

  8. Classic Steve | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We have robot service here.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, Loom Service! Can you send Front Robby to room 1001 please.

  10. beechoak | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always on the cutting edge of robotronic technology, Japanese hotels are testing the capabilities of robots in their customer service.

  11. Ralph Hamilton | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An amorous young Jap named Robby,
    Was caught making love in the lobby,
    The boss was offended,
    For it was never intended,
    To screw all the guests for a hobby.

  12. Cecily | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think he prefers to be called “Robert” now.

  13. kringo | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear the back is stealy.

  14. Rev | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He goes with middle Chip and back Ernie.

  15. Dude | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Freeze, give me all your money! Also, enjoy your stay at Hotel BJ!

  16. Kitsune | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Danger Will Robinson, Danger!

  17. Pete | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But you forgot to add the name of the Front Desk manager:

    FLUNTO

    (At least that’s the Japanese pronunciation…)

  18. blargin7 | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well at least he’s nice enough to be up front with it. All the other hotels rob you in your sleep.

  19. theillen | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Concierge may be responsible for missing or stolen items.

  20. g.r. | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The hotel has a gym where you can work on your rats.

  21. Ralph Hamilton | 3:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Robby Robby so they say,
    Kissed the girls and made them cry,
    When the boys came out next day,
    He kissed them too,
    He’s funny that way.

  22. Ralph Hamilton | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Loom service? So solly sir. There is a machinery repair worshop two blocks down.

  23. James | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s actually his twin brother that you have to watch out for. Backdoor Bobby.

  24. Jetsuzu | 11:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Scooby Doo’s Sign Designing Service

  25. Brad | 12:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you have your berrhop take my ruggage to my loom prease?

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