Hey Mack…
Photo courtesy of Brett Spyker.
Toy from Taiwan.
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Mack is awesome! I want one. Bite my apple!
So good you just can’t expect it.
Would you like to Super Size your awesomeness?
He’s a real man; his “Hard Actions” outdo even Schwarzenegger’s!
If you were edible, would you be Super Tasty?
Happy Meal prizes have gone high-tech in Taiwan!
I was hungry so I ate him… now I list a little to the right.
For Hard Action Play Only; Not For Eating.
Battery Operated for hard action play of many kinds.
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a battery-operated bun…!
Super Mack Meat for play by Yung Lo Toys
Only hard action skateboarders can list.
McDonalds wanted to sue for trademark infringement, but the toy was just too unexpectedly wonderful.
Big Macs don’t make me want to skateboard as much as they want to make me take a crap.
That’s a Big Mack! And his “Special Sauce” is rather unexpected indeed!
Inside the toy, there’s a little tiny bag of fries and a drink.
This looks like a McDonald’s ad campaign. . . designed at a Grateful Dead show.
What a wanderful gift to the lonely ladies. The hard actions are superb!
Only you listen to me, Super Mack. You’re my only friend!
I think actions of any kind would be hard for a burger.
Let’s play with our food really hard!
He can do everything but walk the straight white line, on account of the listing and all.
The Mack Daddy’ll make ya
Jump! Jump!
The Daddy Mack’ll make ya
Slide! Slide!
The Super Mack’ll make ya
List! List!
You deserve a sliding, listing, whirling, jumping break today…
Mommy, can I have an electronic whopper for Xmas?
Oh, yeah, and a skateboard too?
Excuse me, I’d like to exchange this skateboarding hamburger — I ordered mine without onions…
Engirsh.com: Home of the Super Mack.
Listing is so hard you can’t count how many calories you need to burn.
Oh the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear,
And it shows them, pearly white…
…And someone’s whirling (listing, sliding), round the corner,
Could that someone, be Mack the Knife?
Ya want fries with that?
Are you sure this shouldn’t be a hot dog instead?
You deserve a break today, so roll out and hard action away with Super Mack. We do it all to you.
He’s not wearing a helmet. He could fall and suffer bun damage!
He’s decorated with stars and stripes. He’s the Star-Spangled Burger!
Also available: His twin sister Super Patty!
Roses are red,
Some socks are black,
Won’t you please be my Super Mack?
Finally, a toy that enjoys a spirited bit of “listing.” To think of all the lonely hours I spent listing by myself as a kid.
Mac OS XXX
Even though I forbid you to expect my wonderful show, give me some appreciation. I’m out here busting my buns for you folks!
I wanted to call it the “Mac Daddy” but for some reason marketing wouldn’t go for that.
Hey babe, don’t you wanna play with my battery operated super mack?
another unexpectedly delish item from the meat & plastic kitchen
I could take the title & the paragraphs & photohshop them onto vibrator packaging & no one would notice.
Macking you hard.
Now Mommy can have fun too with Super Mack’s hard actions feature!!
Let’s watch Mack put on a show!