Holir than thou…

posted on 12 Aug 2009 in Clothing, Toys

Photo courtesy of Campbell Cleland.
Halloween costume packaging from Japan.

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  1. John Tranbo | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s mighty prist you left the religion!

  2. Algernon | 1:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Fater

  3. Algernon | 1:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful, you don’t know where he’s been.

  4. DieselDragon | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep away from fire, brimstone, and any other sources of ignition.

  5. DieselDragon | 2:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those who prefer the ways of the Antichrist might want to try our “Santa” costume insted.

  6. DieselDragon | 2:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    More wine Vicar?

    No thanks…I’m prist enough as it is! ;)

  7. Algernon | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I saw this coming to your door I’d be pretty scared.

  8. Bechstein62 | 2:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful! One of my best friends is a Non . . .

  9. popper | 2:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ever since you became a Christian, he’s been really prist off!

  10. jjhitt | 2:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh Chreist!

  11. Thut | 2:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After running over Screech with his bike, Zack Morris joined the Pristhood to atone for his sins.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would like to dress as a Pop.

  13. beechoak | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, stop, Gurlfriend! You can be such a prist!

  14. beechoak | 3:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And now we know why Barbie and Ken never married…

  15. Blaze | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “E” is the most carnal, unholy of vowels.

  16. Grifter | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better than a Nn

  17. dangevin | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That huge cross is borderline-bling.

  18. dangevin | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mr. T called, he wants his necklace back. Oh, and Mr. E called, he says he has something for you.

  19. Classic Steve | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He’ll see you at church on Ester.

  20. Xila | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Everyone knew that Father Damien had turned when he dropped the e and started flashing gang signs at mass.

  21. chris | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s so prist off.

  22. Chris | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ken-is that you?

  23. Cecily | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The power of E compels you! The power of E compels you!

  24. Pete | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if there’s a model with a huge clock in the middle of that cross?

  25. Pete | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The funky thing is, the Japanese characters are the Japanese word “Bokushi” meaning “Minister” or “Pastor”, used for Protestant pastors.

    The Japanese word for a Catholic priest is “Shinpu” a different word with different Kanji (characters) entirely!

    They even got the title for Father Ken wrong on the packaging!!!

  26. tekleader | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sxy altar boy sold separately.

  27. coffeebot | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hory Chriest!

  28. BeadyEl | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Th Prist will tach us all about Jsus.

  29. Pete | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That Prist is supposed to be a Halloween costume.

    On All Hallows Eve, if he walks up to you and says “Hey little girl, want some CANDY?” then RUN LIKE THE WIND.

    (Or I guess if it’s the Catholic church, watch out for “Hey little boy…” too!)

  30. Lollerskate | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beyeble not included. Made by Kreasetians.

  31. Ralph Hamilton | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always end up Prist when I drink the commmunion wrine/

  32. Chuck | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brss m Fathr for I hav sinnd.

  33. Chaosweaver | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can he help me get to Haven?

  34. Sparkly Boof | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy Water and Myrrh sold separately

  35. Kitsune | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At least he’s not Prist off.

  36. Etheral | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pristine condition!

  37. teddeler | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am (somewhat) relieved to read the explanation for the kanji for Protestant pastors vs. Catholic priests. My (very limited) study of kanji had me translating them as “breed” “expert”.

    An expert at breeding??? Does he have to get Prist first?

  38. Neuraminidazed | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    God breast you, my child!

  39. Ken Story | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    G I Joe, army chaplin

  40. Lai-Lai | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Prist the prissy priest. Now unnessisarily good looking with patented child mollesting action!

  41. Spritle | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wholy Babble not included.

  42. thepope | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bless me, Father, for I’ve grinned while looking at this picture.

  43. mblack | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you’ll find him at chuch.

  44. JMS Stinnett | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pris Jisis!

  45. Jetsuzu | 11:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A Mister, a Rabi, and a Prist walk into a bar….

  46. Bobbin | 2:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think you’d be prist too, if you were wearing that costume.

  47. notta | 12:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    PRISE THE LORD!!!!

  48. Buzz Killington | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sx offndr.

  49. Creeper | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love Juds Prist!!

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