It only hurts when I laugh…

posted on 19 Aug 2009 in Stationery

Grin and tear it…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Radetic.
“Smile Cutter” from Morning Glory stationery company.

62 captions

  1. SF | 1:02 am |

    SMILE! or else …

  2. Spoony | 1:04 am |

    Want to know how I got these scars?

  3. Shigawire | 1:10 am |

    Why… so SERIOUS?

  4. Algernon | 1:21 am |

    Wiped the smile of MY face.

  5. ez | 2:52 am |

    Just right when saying, “Cheese!” isn’t enough.
    Preferred by psychopaths everywhere.

  6. po | 3:00 am |

    The weapon recommended by killjoys everywhere!

  7. popper | 3:03 am |

    Meet Smile Cutter, Smile Shutter’s evil brother!

  8. Big Fat Cat | 3:11 am |

    Endorsed by Jack the Ripper

  9. Pete | 3:30 am |

    Specially ordered for Jack Nicholson’s re-do of The Shining.
    (Next special order for Axl Rose)

  10. Big Fat Cat | 3:34 am |

    Morning Glory is also the manufacturer of Happiness Cutting Scissors

  11. coffeebot | 3:39 am |

    I can make you smile!

  12. coffeebot | 3:40 am |

    Let’s turn that frown upside down! or else…

  13. beechoak | 3:40 am |

    “Smile ‘though your face is aching…”

  14. coffeebot | 3:40 am |

    When the giggles just won’t go away…

  15. coffeebot | 3:41 am |

    Now, cut that out!

  16. coffeebot | 3:41 am |

    It only hurts when I laugh.

  17. Blaze | 4:16 am |

    The company title has been shortened.

    Morning Glory Stationary Company and Plastic Surgery Institute.

  18. Cecily | 6:15 am |

    Recommended by 0 out of 5 depressed emo kids. Too cheerful.

  19. Akita Neru | 7:02 am |

    Specifically endorsed by The Joker!… and Mr. Grin! XD

  20. Pete | 7:39 am |

    Smile CUTTER?
    Ghastly.

    Made in Korea? WHICH Korea?

    Guess:

    North Korean make. Special order for the Dear Leader’s after-hours “entertainment” spent together having “fun” with political opponents.

  21. Pete | 7:41 am |

    Memories of Nat King Cole,

    “Smile, when your heart is breaking,
    Smile, though your face is aching…”

  22. Pete | 7:42 am |

    Oops…sorry Beechoak. Didn’t see yours until after I posted.
    My bad.

  23. Soundgarden | 8:16 am |

    What a side-splitter.

  24. Cecily | 8:53 am |

    Morning Glory: The scalpel brand preferred by Dr. Giggles.

  25. Brandon | 9:55 am |

    Used by the Mafia for “cutting someone a second smile.”

  26. Andy | 10:08 am |

    the perfect tool for those with “Botox face”

  27. Chaosweaver | 10:27 am |

    The “Smile Cutter” by Morning Glory: Because slaughter is the best medicine!

  28. B3llit0 | 11:14 am |

    I bet the Joker has one of these.

  29. Ralph Hamilton | 12:04 pm |

    For style cutter circumcisions see Robby.

  30. Ani | 12:43 pm |

    Just pray the bris (circumcision) is done by a trained Rabbi, not the Prist we saw the other day

  31. jjhitt | 12:52 pm |

    Crack a grin. Cut a smile.

  32. jjhitt | 12:54 pm |

    I love Life. Life loves me.
    A happier man no where exists.
    I think I’ll go and slash my wrists.

  33. Miranda J. | 1:03 pm |

    Jokers first blade!

  34. Rigoletto | 8:57 pm |

    A perfect Glasgow Smile every time!

  35. popper | 3:07 am |

    Recommended by killjoys everywhere!

  36. TJ | 5:52 am |

    Finally I can do something about the clown who creeps into my room at night!

  37. Lora | 8:08 am |

    It’s painfully cute!

  38. Chris | 7:07 am |

    What a bunch of cut ups on this site.

  39. Ken Story | 9:17 am |

    what a bunch of cutting remarks

  40. genevacant | 2:30 pm |

    Hold still, Dahlia…

  41. Lollerskate | 3:16 pm |

    …Because nothing evokes morning glory like a teeth-revealing scar.

  42. Ihavenoname | 9:41 pm |

    What the Joker used in his earlier years.

  43. YJ | 3:45 pm |

    Just cut a smile on your face.

  44. JMS Stinnett | 4:03 am |

    Nice Lipstick!

  45. mr whizard | 7:04 pm |

    Letss put a sssmile on that face!!!

  46. Sam | 11:14 pm |

    Don’t that put a smile on your face? 😀

  47. Pavi Largo | 2:27 pm |

    Smile, cutter! Or else!

  48. Jetsuzu | 11:18 pm |

    Handy for those underaged emo kids!

  49. Kiael | 9:22 pm |

    Emo tested, Joker appoved!

  50. Akana | 8:28 pm |

    So /that’s/ what the Joker used…

  51. that person over there | 5:35 pm |

    WHY SO SERIOUS!?

  52. Samtaylor16 | 8:16 am |

    WHY?! SO?! SEEERRIOUSS!!!?

  53. Tallpaul77 | 11:31 am |

    “If you’re gonna go…. go with a SMILE!” (Joker quote from first Batman movie)

  54. Eva | 11:57 am |

    …..for the emo in you

  55. Murilo Silva | 7:23 pm |

    Hmm… why so serious??

  56. bethany | 10:45 pm |

    “Why so serious……?’

  57. zemn | 2:34 pm |

    I hear the joker used it.

  58. Jenni | 1:10 am |

    Why So Serious?

  59. Fady | 11:30 am |

    when it’s time to get serious

  60. Kitty Tanaka | 11:31 pm |

    Ichi the Killer did it first.

  61. Sparky | 10:49 am |

    My last gift from the ex-wife..Ha.

  62. Myself | 10:37 pm |

    The Shins sang “Let’s carve my aging face off, fetch us a knife, start with my eyes, down to the mouth, form a grimacing smile”. Well, forget the knife: this looks like the tool purpose-made for the job!

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