Less filling?

posted on 26 Aug 2009 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Peter Lohse.
Chinese product found in Denmark.

46 captions

  1. Algernon | 1:54 am |

    I really need to take those glasses off.

  2. popper | 2:21 am |

    Designed for alcoholics…

  3. ngyonghan | 2:26 am |

    “Let’s Beer Great!”

    (Coincidentally, IIMNM, bear is also called ‘beer’ in Dutch!)

  4. kringo | 2:43 am |

    Engrish beer: keeping bears pantsless since 1996!

  5. cheezcat | 2:58 am |

    what about ugly and hard beer? would they sell a sad beer version?

  6. Brandon | 3:21 am |

    So… you can get a beer the size of a garbage can? That makes my heart feel very happy!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 3:40 am |

    Family size beer container. GREAT!

  8. coffeebot | 3:57 am |

    Tastes Soft! More Pantsless!

  9. coffeebot | 3:57 am |

    Two bears, one heart. There’s gonna be trouble when the Happy Beer runs out…

  10. beechoak | 3:58 am |

    Took the words right out of my mouth!

  11. beechoak | 3:58 am |

    MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… BEEEEEEEEEER!
    Is there nothing it can’t do?

  12. beechoak | 3:59 am |

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

    — Benjamin Franklin

  13. beechoak | 4:01 am |

    See how happy the little boy bear is? He must have had a beautiful, soft beer.

  14. Ralph Hamilton | 4:19 am |

    It is great to drink beer with a happy heart and a healthy liver.

  15. GoodGuy | 4:22 am |

    Coors Light?

  16. Grifter | 5:11 am |

    Its love at first drink!

  17. Xila | 6:17 am |

    Beer: getting you laid since 9000 B.C.

  18. dangevin | 8:00 am |

    “Here’s a bowl full of flowers, Gretchen.”
    “I thought you said you had beer back at your den.”

  19. Poisonous Gus | 8:47 am |

    ‘Of course, we were surprised when the Asahi company offered to provide us with free waste paper bins for our rehab facility’.

  20. Tim | 10:46 am |

    “In heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here. And when we’re gone from here, our friends will be drinkin’ all the beer.” Tom T. Hall

  21. coffeebot | 11:01 am |

    Tastes Soft! Less Pants!

  22. Ralph Hamilton | 2:17 pm |

    Flowers are fantastic,
    Candy is dandy,
    But liquor is quicker.

  23. Lollerskate | 3:30 pm |

    Delicious snakes are served for free with each happy beer!

  24. Lollerskate | 3:30 pm |

    Also, the bin is for puking.

  25. Chuck | 3:45 pm |

    Yup. That’s one happy bear. Only the beer is soft !

  26. gbear | 4:31 pm |

    This was my dad on beer 5 of the 6 pack. There was a different jar for beer 6 said something along the lines of “I’m not your real father”….or whatever.

  27. TJ | 5:47 pm |

    My heart feels happy, but my liver is crying. Maybe he needs more beer.

  28. L.A. Kenji Ishikawa | 7:06 pm |

    softly and dry!

  29. KinkyTom | 8:23 pm |

    This waste bin speaks to me because when I think flowers I think beer .

    Also little bears need to put some little pants on before little girl bear threatens him with a restraining order.

  30. KinkyTom | 8:25 pm |

    “yeah I was at the flower shop too”

    “yup getting drunk at the old flower shop”

    Homer Simpson

  31. DieselDragon | 1:48 am |

    Dutch beer: Soft, strong, and very very territorial!

  32. DieselDragon | 1:52 am |

    Two bears, one heart…

    Imagine how *that* would be handled in a divorce settlement! 😮

  33. Pete | 4:17 am |

    So the baby bear said to his girlfriend, who answered him:

    Can we drink beer?
    Yes we can.

    Does it make us happy?
    Yes it does!

    Can you see my woody?
    Yes I can!

  34. space age donkey | 10:30 am |

    Oh good, they gave me a big can to vomit in.

  35. David | 1:13 am |

    When I have ten beautiful and soft beers, my head can feel very spinning.

  36. Ani | 9:16 am |

    Danish ≠ Dutch, folks.

  37. Austin Kendall | 10:29 am |

    looks like a trash can to me. yummy! Who want trash-beer. It tastes like old grain.

  38. that person over there | 5:32 pm |

    better than sad beer! *shot*

  39. Tolya | 8:14 am |

    Ahhh… Love is… When I have a beautiful and SOFT beer… Our Heart can feel VERY happy…

  40. lolDori | 1:51 pm |

    yeah beer does that.

  41. Ed | 12:39 pm |

    rofl. Had to look twice to see what was wrong with this one. Living in Holland I’m used to read Dutch as well as English. Most of the time I do not notice in what language a given text is written.
    The reason I had to look twice; Bear in Dutch spells beer.

  42. mdalsted | 2:03 pm |

    So, with your beer, you get a complimentary…puke-basket? Real good deal (not)!

  43. VK | 7:58 pm |

    Happy Beer, Loving Pair!

  44. Pedro | 10:08 pm |

    Beer getting people laid since 2350b.c..

  45. Brian | 8:04 am |

    After about 5 or 6 Stella’s, I usually have a VERY happy heart as well Mr. Bear.

  46. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:22 pm |

    – Mommy, where’s my beer? I can’t sleep without it!

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