Remember to wipe first…

posted on 13 Aug 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of James Richardson.
Toilet paper found in Vietnam.

43 captions

  1. Algernon | 1:21 am |

    I suppose it depends on what your kissing.

  2. Spoony | 1:41 am |

    Must be Irish.

  3. Yugan | 2:50 am |

    Kiss my… toilet paper

  4. Yogesh Damle | 3:25 am |

    No Engrish.com, I object! Kissing upon viping can be disastrous! 😀

  5. beechoak | 3:29 am |

    Kiss me, hold me, squeeze my Charmin…

  6. beechoak | 3:30 am |

    Gene Simmons’ marketing prowess has invaded the bathroom…

  7. Jazzy | 3:45 am |

    C’mon ….give it a roll!

  8. kringo | 3:57 am |

    In Soviet Russia, toilet paper ki. . . nevermind – they never had toilet paper.

  9. coffeebot | 4:02 am |

    Try the new French for that deeper clean!

  10. zomgwtfbbq | 4:08 am |

    “Kiss Me”. The love story between a toilet paper and a toilet seat. Catch it at a cinema near you!

  11. Globe Trotter | 4:22 am |

    Potty Mouth!

  12. Grifter | 4:56 am |

    Please, no tongue.

  13. Ralph Hamilton | 5:02 am |

    The multinationals state their requirements for Vietnamese employees.

  14. dangevin | 5:19 am |

    Pucker up!

  15. dangevin | 5:20 am |

    Okay, just on the cheek.

  16. Xila | 6:17 am |

    I hate it when my bath tissue gets too needy.

  17. Ben | 6:28 am |

    Funny, the toilet always says that after I have too much sake.

  18. beechoak | 7:15 am |

    Lips that touch toilet paper shall never touch mine.

  19. TJ | 7:55 am |

    “Is that brown lipstick?”
    “Uhh…no.”

  20. TJ | 8:01 am |

    You know, most people practice with a pillow…

  21. halfasemitone | 9:01 am |

    Not in front of the kids hun…….

  22. Pete | 9:47 am |

    Spoony | 1:41 am | Vote: 8 1
    “Must be Irish.”

    Aha. We’ve found the Blarney Pot.

  23. Pete | 9:48 am |

    Sign: Deposit pho and cha gio HERE.

  24. Sparkly Boof | 10:00 am |

    New, from Porcelain God, Inc.

  25. Jay | 11:03 am |

    This peculiar bit of Victorian-era innuendo was quickly bowdlerized from later printings of Alice in Wonderland, and remains virtually unknown today.

  26. Jay | 11:08 am |

    I found this in the pay toilet, and now I’m Sixpence None the Richer.

    (sorry)

  27. theillen | 11:27 am |

    Quite a pucker you got there.

  28. Kitsune | 11:31 am |

    I’ve heard of pillow talk, but this is just wrong

  29. Pete | 11:45 am |

    “Aha. We’ve found the Blarney Pot.”

    OOPS.

    Should’ve said “BEGORRAH, we’ve found the Blarney Pot!”

    OK, I’m obviously not Irish, or I’d have thought of it the 1st time.
    So…Don’t Kiss Me.

  30. Bob* | 12:13 pm |

    what a charmin paper!

  31. DanT | 5:57 pm |

    Chocolate kisses…

  32. Brad | 5:46 am |

    Y’all can kiss my asswipe!

  33. Lora | 6:39 pm |

    I dunno, the Dixie Cups are watching…

  34. Etheral | 7:56 am |

    That’s how the 2 girls with the 1 cup got started…

  35. Neuraminidazed | 11:11 am |

    is that recycled toilet paper?

  36. Kitsune | 11:34 am |

    Love at first wipe

  37. AsianNinja | 6:59 pm |

    Wow! they take their Charmin toilet paper REALLY seriously

  38. Kirk | 3:47 am |

    ..show your ass some love

  39. Lilly | 7:32 pm |

    Anthony Hope has his regrets…

  40. Jeremy | 12:27 am |

    Im afraid i might get mono.

  41. Atli Hafsteinsson | 5:44 pm |

    I’ve heard of ashtray breath but this…

  42. hilarious | 10:05 pm |

    Kiss U? before or after uve been used? Ewwwwww

  43. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:14 pm |

    – Oh darling, can I wipe you?

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