Remember to wipe first…

posted on 13 Aug 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of James Richardson.
Toilet paper found in Vietnam.

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  1. Algernon | 1:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose it depends on what your kissing.

  2. Spoony | 1:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be Irish.

  3. Yugan | 2:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kiss my… toilet paper

  4. Yogesh Damle | 3:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No Engrish.com, I object! Kissing upon viping can be disastrous! 😀

  5. beechoak | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kiss me, hold me, squeeze my Charmin…

  6. beechoak | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Gene Simmons’ marketing prowess has invaded the bathroom…

  7. Jazzy | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    C’mon ….give it a roll!

  8. kringo | 3:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, toilet paper ki. . . nevermind – they never had toilet paper.

  9. coffeebot | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try the new French for that deeper clean!

  10. zomgwtfbbq | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Kiss Me”. The love story between a toilet paper and a toilet seat. Catch it at a cinema near you!

  11. Globe Trotter | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Potty Mouth!

  12. Grifter | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please, no tongue.

  13. Ralph Hamilton | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The multinationals state their requirements for Vietnamese employees.

  14. dangevin | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pucker up!

  15. dangevin | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, just on the cheek.

  16. Xila | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate it when my bath tissue gets too needy.

  17. Ben | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny, the toilet always says that after I have too much sake.

  18. beechoak | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lips that touch toilet paper shall never touch mine.

  19. TJ | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Is that brown lipstick?”
    “Uhh…no.”

  20. TJ | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You know, most people practice with a pillow…

  21. halfasemitone | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not in front of the kids hun…….

  22. Pete | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Spoony | 1:41 am | Vote: 8 1
    “Must be Irish.”

    Aha. We’ve found the Blarney Pot.

  23. Pete | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign: Deposit pho and cha gio HERE.

  24. Sparkly Boof | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    New, from Porcelain God, Inc.

  25. Jay | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This peculiar bit of Victorian-era innuendo was quickly bowdlerized from later printings of Alice in Wonderland, and remains virtually unknown today.

  26. Jay | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I found this in the pay toilet, and now I’m Sixpence None the Richer.

    (sorry)

  27. theillen | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Quite a pucker you got there.

  28. Kitsune | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of pillow talk, but this is just wrong

  29. Pete | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Aha. We’ve found the Blarney Pot.”

    OOPS.

    Should’ve said “BEGORRAH, we’ve found the Blarney Pot!”

    OK, I’m obviously not Irish, or I’d have thought of it the 1st time.
    So…Don’t Kiss Me.

  30. Bob* | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what a charmin paper!

  31. DanT | 5:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chocolate kisses…

  32. Brad | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Y’all can kiss my asswipe!

  33. Lora | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I dunno, the Dixie Cups are watching…

  34. Etheral | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s how the 2 girls with the 1 cup got started…

  35. Neuraminidazed | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is that recycled toilet paper?

  36. Kitsune | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Love at first wipe

  37. AsianNinja | 6:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow! they take their Charmin toilet paper REALLY seriously

  38. Kirk | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ..show your ass some love

  39. Lilly | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anthony Hope has his regrets…

  40. Jeremy | 12:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Im afraid i might get mono.

  41. Atli Hafsteinsson | 5:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of ashtray breath but this…

  42. hilarious | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Kiss U? before or after uve been used? Ewwwwww

  43. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Oh darling, can I wipe you?

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