Soft cream never looked so good…

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   Globe Trotter | 2:44 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   My dog once made a pile of soft serve in the sand… but that was an American dog on American sand… Is there a difference???

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   rowger | 3:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Asian Dog and Asian Sand usually cooperate to hide the former one’s poo.

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   popper | 3:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The Asian Sand is from the Gobi Desert in Mongolia!

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   rowger | 3:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Once we’ve “prepared” them, you will not be able to tell apart Dog from Sand.

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   beechoak | 3:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Do you have any Asian Cat and Asian Kitty Litter?

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   Big Fat Cat | 4:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   If you are not satisfied with our Asian Dog, please try our Asian Elephant Special. They make much bigger Soft Cream.

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   dangevin | 4:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   So the Asian Lunches come either wrapped in a tortilla, on white bread, or in a baguette?

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   dangevin | 4:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Lemme guess…soft cream from an Asian Cow?

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   coffeebot | 5:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   When Glorius Leader Kim told you to eat sand, you ate sand.

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    coffeebot | 5:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    …and I don’t want any of that cheap import dog, I want real Asian Dog.

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    Grifter | 5:17 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ahh nothing like a day at the Asian Beach.

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    Ralph Hamilton | 5:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ah! Asian food….Second to nothing.

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    kringo | 5:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Now, why am I a vegan again?

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    Classic Steve | 6:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    We don’t believe in -wiches here.

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    Xila | 6:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Fifi? Is that you?

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    Ani | 7:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Asian dogs are much too small to satisfy me.

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    Pamela | 8:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m not so hungry after all…

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    Tim | 10:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    From the asian cookbook: 100 Ways to Wok your Dog

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    kringo | 11:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Asia: where the men are men, and the lunch food is grainy.

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    ed grey | 11:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    NOW TOGEHTER FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!

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    Ani | 5:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yep, European and African dogs tend to be MUCH bigger and more satisfying!

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    lolo | 7:16 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    and they taste better than the American one’s too

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    Lollerskate | 7:55 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wait ’til you see the hard cream…

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    TJ | 8:14 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This must be the menu at Hotel BJ.

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    Yogesh Damle | 9:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The Asian dog buried his Asian steaming crap in the Asian sand.

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    garudamon11 | 2:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    yummy sand cake

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    Kitsune | 7:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    In Asia that might actually be dog.

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    ceece | 6:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    mmm, dog and sand sandwiches.

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    Vueiy | 4:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    What I wanna know…is why is one of those “soft creams” gray…?

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    Jeremy | 12:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    i got asian sand in my soft cream and I can’t tell if it’s a good thing or not.

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