You can feel the difference…

posted on 21 Aug 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

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Photo courtesy of Justin Barrass.
Shelving materials from Korea.

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  1. Jay | 1:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Call me old fashioned, but I just don’t go in for these newfangled modern erections.

  2. Spoony | 1:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste the difference. Feel the difference. Engrish.

  3. McBee | 2:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Efficiently fitting your erected goods into beutiful spaces since 1998.

  4. Ostrich | 2:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this where the phrase “on the shelf” came from?
    I find it hard being unmarried (single) as I do have a great love of the modern erection.

  5. beechoak | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My modern erection is feeling the difference in spaces efficiently just fine, thank you.

  6. beechoak | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My goods and my modern erection are one and the same.

  7. Bechstein62 | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess this means those “goods” include the unmarried person’s stash of porn and and some lube . . .

  8. beechoak | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Married couples will just have to store their crap inefficiently all over the house in ugly, impractical erections.

  9. coffeebot | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Call me old-fashioned, but I didn’t feel anything.

  10. dangevin | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn kids, living in sin with their new-fangled erections!

  11. dangevin | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Itisveryimportanttousespacesefficiently.

  12. Chris | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ribbed. For her pleasure.

  13. Cecily | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t go in for these modern erections. In my day, erections were solid and built to last!

  14. Xila31 | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure, it’s a modern erection today, but tomorrow it will be just the same old thing.

  15. Kiss | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My modern erection makes space where needed. Is that efficient enough?

  16. Ani | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: What’s the difference between an old-fashioned erection and a modern erection?

    A: Viagra

  17. DieselDragon | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I know that the Swedish don’t often mix their words, but not even Ikea are *that* explicit about their products!

  18. DieselDragon | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I felt the difference when I tried to put it together. Hit my thumb with the hammer three times, slipped when using the drill, and to cap it all the thing collapsed on me right after I’d got it up!
    Darn, that hurt… :o

    [Posted from: Seoul General Infirmary]

  19. TJ | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve been spending way too much for my erections lately.

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 10:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is why Kim Song Il does not have general erections.

  21. Ken Story | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My Philipena GF said much the same thing to me last night ahh yum

  22. Jackson | 12:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As opposed to post modern erection.

  23. LoL Productions (Goons Division) | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks for the advice, Dicksyboy.

  24. suiboM | 12:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A really complicated way to advertise a bigger hard disk.

  25. Jackson | 10:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love to fit my goods into the spaces of the unmarried.

  26. Pedro | 10:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know there’s some sort of sexual remark to be made here, but I just can’t quite put my finger on it, maybe it’s the lack of space.

  27. Brad | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what SHE said!!!

  28. RJ | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want a post-modern erection.

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