You heard the man

posted on 28 Aug 2009 in Stationery

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  1. Algernon | 1:18 am |

    Lets face it you just wasting your time doing anything.

  2. DieselDragon | 2:17 am |

    A typical weekly agenda at Microsoft’s head offices.

  3. DieselDragon | 2:20 am |

    With these new Japanese management techniques, productivity may suffer to a certain degree…But at least employee satisfaction and morale will go through the roof! :)

  4. tk | 2:23 am |

    is this in any way connected to the inconvinient decor, now completed?

  5. Pete | 3:08 am |

    They’ve gotta be using my 7-year old daughter as their caption consultant!

  6. popper | 3:08 am |

    No rules RULES!

  7. Pete | 3:12 am |

    “Do whatever you please?” Astounding, since in:

    China: Do whatever you please and sooner or later you’ll get hauled away never to see or heard from again

    and in

    Japan: Don’t do exactly whatever everybody else is doing and you won’t have anyone in your life to count on to help you anymore.

  8. Pete | 3:14 am |

    “A typical weekly agenda at Microsoft’s head offices.”

    Yah, do what you please, like: take the company’s bread & butter MS-Office products like Excel and Word and so completely mess around with them for that next upgrade that NOBODY knows how to freakin’ use them anymore!

  9. beechoak | 3:47 am |

    This is the program for the week the boss goes on vacation.

  10. beechoak | 3:49 am |

    The boss is gone, the keg’s in place, the snacks are prepared, cue the music… and PAR-TY!!!

  11. beechoak | 4:31 am |

    Institute of Creative Thinking: Knock yourselves out!

  12. coffeebot | 4:48 am |

    I love Casual Fridays!

  13. chookman | 4:50 am |

    hey I already do this ay work anyway!

  14. beechoak | 5:12 am |

    “The meeting will now come to ord–… aw, screw it! Do whatever you want. I don’t give a damn.”

  15. jjhitt | 6:16 am |

    I bet they only got as far as Preparation G.

  16. Xila | 6:24 am |

    I can’t believe they pay me to surf the net and make comments on forums all day!

  17. Choo-Choo | 6:24 am |

    Sing. Dance. Fornicate. Plan an elaborate murder. It’s all up to you.

  18. Grifter | 6:42 am |

    Now file this folder under ‘Vacation’!

  19. Sarah | 6:55 am |

    *after being pushed down a hill* ASSSSSS YOUUUUUU WISSSHHHHH

  20. Chris | 7:08 am |

    Go ahead. Do whatever the HELL you want.

  21. kringo | 7:56 am |

    Zero Care log book.

  22. Cecily | 9:24 am |

    Do whatever I please, eh? OK, I’ll need a garden hoe, a giant squirrel costume, a pack of condoms, and a quart of Haagen-Dasz.

  23. Kitsune | 11:49 am |

    Whatever I please? That could be dangerous.

  24. Lollerskate | 5:33 pm |

    -Our nefarious plan can now be achieved!

    -Excellent.

  25. Ralph Hamilton | 6:22 pm |

    Anarchy is the true state of nature.

  26. David | 1:10 am |

    It plays the sex on the desk or else it gets fired!

  27. Gene Vacant | 11:33 pm |

    Engrish management does as please for beauty life– and mess up rink to Adlut Engrish of the Week!

  28. Kore | 11:05 am |

    You may do whatever you please after finish a civilized urinating.

  29. TJ | 1:04 pm |

    Whatever I please?!? Finally I can use this pirate hook I’ve kept hidden in my drawer!

  30. Anna | 12:42 am |

    ‘all preperations are complete’ this is COLETO code for we have brainwashed you so that all you want to do is work for us

  31. Kitsune | 3:21 pm |

    Preparation I comes right after H.

  32. Nicholas | 7:40 pm |

    Coleto; The file for those occassions when you would rather not file!

    Coleto; The filing system for those in denial!

  33. Jeremy | 12:32 am |

    That’s my kind of sign.

  34. Pedro | 10:11 pm |

    My favorite 4 words, preceded by “All preparions complete”. I’ve died and gone to heaven.

  35. Brian | 7:52 am |

    And then up comes Zafo and I’m like, “yo, Zafo. What’s up?” He’s like, “nothing” And I’m like, “that’s cool.”

    Cuz this is MY United States of Whatever!

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