You know, we’re just pretending…

posted on 17 Aug 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Kenneth Burchfiel.
Sign on side of car for personal nursing assistance.

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  1. Algernon | 1:04 am |

    You can just help youself, we dont care at all.

  2. Sparkly Boof | 1:18 am |

    Is THAT what they mean by “zero-scape???”

  3. Sparkly Boof | 1:18 am |

    Obamas new heath plan at work!

  4. Spoony | 1:24 am |

    Open 24 hours, just not in a row.

  5. Spoony | 1:26 am |

    What you can’t see is all the dents in the car from “satisfied” customers…

  6. McBee | 2:06 am |

    ^ ^ ^
    …”satisfied” customers we ran over, that is…

  7. Yogesh Damle | 2:13 am |

    You curse the nurse and land in a hearse!

  8. Big Fat Cat | 3:00 am |

    Nursing home operates by the legendary “Zero”

  9. Big Fat Cat | 3:15 am |

    This company is a new entrant to the health care industry and everything just starts from zero.

  10. beechoak | 3:47 am |

    I’d tell you to have a nice day, but… you know…

  11. beechoak | 3:50 am |

    My middle name is not Karen.

  12. beechoak | 3:50 am |

    What bedside manner?

  13. beechoak | 3:51 am |

    We have a “zero tolerance” for caring.

  14. beechoak | 3:51 am |

    You get what you pay for…

  15. rowger | 3:57 am |

    From the makers of “Zero Wing”.

  16. Blaze | 4:09 am |

    When nobody else will help, call “Zero Care”!

    We won’t either.

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 4:18 am |

    The opposite of Hero Car.

  18. beechoak | 4:37 am |

    Call somebody who cares!

  19. DieselDragon | 4:48 am |

    As tried and approved by Bupa… 😉

  20. DieselDragon | 4:49 am |

    Our service will leave you with nothing to hope for!

  21. Someone | 4:55 am |

    Their slogan: “The customer is never king”

  22. coffeebot | 5:22 am |

    ZC: Zero Care, how may I direct your call?
    ED: Uh, hello?
    ZC: Yes, Zero Care, how may I help you?
    ED: Uh, I don’t understand Engrish?
    ZC: Okaaaay, buh-bye.
    ZC: Zero Care, how may I direct your call…

  23. Pete | 5:43 am |

    A polite, indirect, and quintessentially Japanese way of avoiding having to utter the typical Westerner’s more direct and in-your-face phrase ” **** off and die! “

  24. Ralph Hamilton | 6:04 am |

    Does this mean that Gloria does not love me anymore?

  25. kringo | 6:09 am |

    No your care are belong to us.

  26. DECMATH | 6:21 am |

    In the year 2009, home nursing care was beginning.

  27. Chris | 7:07 am |

    They just don’t care.

  28. Pete | 7:11 am |

    “Someone | 4:55 am | Vote: 1 0
    Their slogan: “The customer is never king”

    Dude, this is Japan. The slogan need modifying to:

    “The customer is NOT God.”

  29. coffeebot | 7:54 am |

    Where Customer Service is number… um… what was I saying?

  30. Yugan | 8:27 am |

    Honesty in Advertising comes to Japan.

  31. Pete | 9:25 am |

    ” Yugan | 8:27 am | Vote: 2 0
    Honesty in Advertising comes to Japan.”

    Today Japan!
    Tomorrow the rest of the world!

    (Well, we can always hope for a Fantastic Dream Miracle, can’t we?)

  32. BeadyEl | 9:25 am |

    Maybe they stop by in a WWII-era Japanese fighter plane…

  33. Neals | 9:38 am |

    Driven by a recovering Co-Dependent.

  34. Kitsune | 11:12 am |

    Hey my company used these guys

  35. Cecily | 11:27 am |

    Everybody needs a little ZLC sometimes.

  36. Xila31 | 11:47 am |

    I never thought I would see an honest HMO.

  37. KD | 1:34 pm |

    So my daughter is like ‘you need to see a doctor’ and I’m all ‘no I don’t’ but she insists, so, I get these guys, Zero Care, figuring, hey, perfect, right? But no. It’s just more false advertising, because they *do* care. No aloohol and meat. No smonking. No violations of the society of manners. No getting impure due to death. No cession of fake-cracking down. I can’t do *anything* anymore.

  38. TJ | 3:16 pm |

    Service with a…frown, apparantley.

  39. TJ | 3:17 pm |

    Why even bother putting a caption here anyway?

  40. Chuck | 3:46 pm |

    Zero Care. Lowering expectations since 2008 !

  41. Pete | 4:43 pm |

    OUT: Tough Love.
    IN: Zero Loving Care.

  42. Pete | 4:44 pm |

    Zero care: For the discriminating history buff who wants a professional to take care of their WWII Japanese fighter plane relics.

  43. g.r. | 6:48 pm |

    Beetle Bailey’s comrade goes medic.

  44. Lora | 7:19 pm |

    Service with a look of indifference.

  45. Lora | 7:22 pm |

    I’m at the bottom of the captions, as usual, but’cha know what? I don’t care. Meh.

  46. Dave | 5:50 am |

    No surprise, it’s single payer.

  47. Brian | 6:52 am |

    Thank god you guys are here, ever since my insurance lapsed you’re my only… uh, hey come back! Come back!! HEY!!

  48. Ichigo-chan | 3:51 pm |

    So this is where they dump old people…

  49. halfasemitone | 4:46 pm |

    Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference?

    A: Zero Know and Zero Care.

  50. Lollerskate | 9:34 pm |

    What is a pretty sane-looking flower doing there anway? Gardening as a part-time job while someone broke his leg and is needing your assistance? Yeah! who cares? It’s not like the boss gives a damn about your salary anyway.

  51. Neuraminidazed | 10:40 am |

    Laplace’s equation or simply, Poisson’s equation

  52. Ani | 12:45 pm |

    We don’t give a rat’s behind about you…but here, have a flower anyway, and have a nice day too!

  53. Kenneth | 2:53 pm |

    Our care is so good, it’s ranked at #0 instead of #1!

  54. Ken Story | 9:35 am |

    medical care for down & outers

  55. Wijdan | 9:23 am |

    Who cares.

  56. JMS Stinnett | 9:51 am |

    “So sir what can i……screw it, i’m going home.”

  57. Chris | 6:43 pm |

    Private health insurance in two words! On the other side it says “Maximum employee vacations”.

  58. Atli Hafsteinsson | 5:15 pm |

    Hey, at least we’re honest…

  59. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:24 pm |

    There’s also other company, called ‘Go Away’

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