You like-a da juice?

posted on 3 Aug 2009 in Candy/Gum, Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Jayson.

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  1. captionr | 1:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    also available: hydrochloric and nitric acid flavour, mix them both tongue-melting sensation.

  2. Spoony | 1:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Mister, can you tell why kids love Lactic Acid Juice?

  3. Spoony | 1:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dentist’s have never been happier!

  4. J-Luke | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better check that expiration date…

  5. Maple Staple | 1:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flavors include: Gall-Bladder Grape, Stomach-Lining Strawberry, Pancratic Peach and Liver Lemon Lime.

  6. Algernon | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can see the sample is off it’s face.

  7. Sparkly Boof | 1:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who can take a sunrise
    and sprinkle it with doo?
    Cover it in chocolate
    and an artery or two?
    The candyman
    The candyman can

  8. Just Me | 1:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flavors Include: Gall-Bladder Grape, Stomach-Lining Strawberry, Pancreatic Peach and Liver Lemon-Lime.

  9. DieselDragon | 2:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And to think that when the shop-keeper asked me if I wanted to score some “Acid”, I almost called the Police…

  10. DieselDragon | 2:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also makes a good drain un-blocker, or so I’m told.

  11. kringo | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My milk, it has a pH.

  12. Pete | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sulfuric acid juice flavor (our delicious smokestack juice) sold separately.

  13. dangevin | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it good? You bet your acid!

  14. jjhitt | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Genuine C3H6O3 flavor.

  15. Grifter | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This tastes like crap!!!

  16. Brandon | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmmm. My favorite!

  17. Yogesh Damle | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did the cow chew a lime?

  18. Pete | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is that little square guy with the top hat winking at me?
    Creeeeeepy….

  19. tekleader | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It tastes like… burning!

  20. Kitsune | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lactic acid? Someone’s gonna milk this one for all it’s worth.

  21. Pete | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know Pineapples had SOOOO much yummy lactic acid.

  22. Xila | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also try our new Blue Lake 5 chewing gum!

  23. H1N1 | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    my tongue is starting to cramp

  24. Lollerskate | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For when your mouth suffers from Hyperactvity!

  25. Just Me | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just an FYI so there’s no misunderstanding: Just Me and Maple Staple live together and accidently posted the same comments twice. No one was trying to steal anyones caption, especially since Just Me (me!) is SO much more talented than Maple Staple and therefore, Maple Staple took my idea. ;)

  26. Benji's Mom | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat this candy and you’ll sulfur the consequences!

  27. TJ | 8:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yesterday the sexphone engrish had an ad for condoms next to it. Today there is an ad for Juicy Juice (no joke). There seems to be a trend here…

  28. TJ | 8:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like tobacco, only it’s a much quicker way to destroy your tongue.

  29. TJ | 8:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lactic acid is found in milk and these are fruit-flavored candy. Milk and fruit. Yum.

  30. Chris | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s still only for breakfast, you know.

  31. theillen | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know why but every time I eat some of this candy my muscles begin to hurt.

  32. Lora | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Um, I think I’ll buy the Painapple candy instead.

  33. Jacqueline | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    er, milk juice!?

  34. Vinny | 10:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why do exercise? Get your lactic acid muscle direct in mouth.

  35. JMS Stinnett | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Do not get stuck in teeth.

  36. Ben | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I wasn’t keen on this flavour but the discharge colas were pretty nice, if a little acidic.

  37. sean | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they are telling you the truth

  38. Fishmatt | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh man, I’ve definitely had these, but the packaging I got was way more Engrish than this.

    They were in an identical bag, but all of the branding read “sqgqs” (yes, S Q G Q S), and that included on the candy themselves, except for a few that read “sgnge”. No idea what that was about. However, instead of the lactic acid line, the tag on the bag read “Sandwich Juice”.

    I’ll try to find my old photos of it.

  39. Engrushel | 6:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tangy.

  40. Engrushel | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tangy Tasty Acid.

  41. Kirk | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    got kidney stones?

  42. Jeremy | 11:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    how many licks does it take to get to the center of your tongue?

  43. Sum1 | 7:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they’re honest…

  44. Arabonne | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes so good your muscles will lock up!

  45. Pansy | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sour like sit-ups.

  46. hebrusinglish | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Johnny was a candyman, but now he is no more
    What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4

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