A Smart Noshery

posted on 23 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Budd Black.
Restaurant found in Shanghai, China.

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  1. Algernon | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where slobs come to eat in their finest.

  2. Algernon | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dribble dribble everywhere.

  3. Globe Trotter | 2:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So does too much alcohol and pretty women; however, that is another story. Let’s stick with noshery for now.

  4. Jay | 2:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

  5. coffeebot | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One step down from peeing your pants

  6. Take2 | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Has my dog been eating in there?

  7. Brandon | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It makes my mouth water just thinking about it!

  8. Didone | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drool by the grass

  9. Didone | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Smart noshery makes you slobber, stupid noshery causes dry mouth

  10. beechoak | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eating at the Noshery makes you Smart; you just LOOK like an idiot.

  11. beechoak | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, Homer. You’ll need to do your drooling somewhere else!

  12. Ralph Hamilton | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always slobber when I use bloody chosticks.

  13. kringo | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smart drinks make you drinker.

  14. jjhitt | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe hosery could make me slobber, but not noshery.

  15. bigcaddy | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    no wonder the waiters are wearing hip waders

  16. Classic Steve | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sloppy Engrishery makes you snicker.

  17. kringo | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It makes you slobber or else it smarts the noshery again.

  18. Ani | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Noshery?
    First time I’ve seen Yidchinglish. Do they have Bagels & Lox?
    Latkes, even?

    I better stop here, I’m starting to slobber over my keyboard!

  19. Pete | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese storefront sign says “Hao shir dao”
    Meaning “The path of good eats.”

    A martial art perfect for any Kung Fu Panda.

  20. Xila | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is the floor so slippery? Oh….. eeewww……

  21. pamela38 | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This way ladies and gentemen! Slide right in!

    –Oh! The previous customers sure left their appreciation mark!

    –Yes, I can’t wait to taste their renown “Smart Noshery”, I hear it’s mouth watering!

  22. kringo | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Slobber? I hardly know ‘er!

  23. Chris | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We need to talk about your drooling problem

  24. Poisonous Gus | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The finest restaurants always have the word ‘slobber’ in their name.

  25. Pete | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do they have a smart food trough, too?

  26. Lora | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just try not to slobber on the keyboard. You might electrocute yourself. :-)

  27. Lora | 4:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ugh, all this slobber is making me noshery-ous…

  28. Ralph Hamilton | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Give us a slobber cobber.

  29. Chuck | 8:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dribble cups for all my friends ! Can I get another bib ?

  30. Grifter | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A subsidiary of “Good Food makes you Drool”

  31. YJ | 9:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drown in your own slobber.

  32. richy | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn. I didn’t think I could be more of a slob. I love the Noshery.

  33. Kirk M | 3:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And here I alwaysh thought that a noshery wash a plashe to buy a shrubbery. Guesh I wash wrong.

  34. Iantendo | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess the owner is a big fan of the Beano

  35. LarryLizard | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That be some tasty food.

  36. CAPPYMCCAPCAP | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I slobber for the Noshery with brains. None of that Dumb Noshery.

  37. Raymund Victor | 6:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i wonder if this is what Jim Ross at the WWE calls a “Slobberknocker”…

  38. Ilias | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What does dumb noshery make you?

  39. Brad | 12:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So does too many beers and a few missing teeth!

  40. Fady | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and makes you diarrhea

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