Photo courtesy of Budd Black.
Restaurant found in Shanghai, China.
Where slobs come to eat in their finest.
Dribble dribble everywhere.
So does too much alcohol and pretty women; however, that is another story. Let’s stick with noshery for now.
It’s crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.
One step down from peeing your pants
Has my dog been eating in there?
It makes my mouth water just thinking about it!
Drool by the grass
Smart noshery makes you slobber, stupid noshery causes dry mouth
Eating at the Noshery makes you Smart; you just LOOK like an idiot.
Sorry, Homer. You’ll need to do your drooling somewhere else!
I always slobber when I use bloody chosticks.
Smart drinks make you drinker.
Maybe hosery could make me slobber, but not noshery.
no wonder the waiters are wearing hip waders
Sloppy Engrishery makes you snicker.
It makes you slobber or else it smarts the noshery again.
First time I’ve seen Yidchinglish. Do they have Bagels & Lox?
I better stop here, I’m starting to slobber over my keyboard!
The Chinese storefront sign says “Hao shir dao”
Meaning “The path of good eats.”
A martial art perfect for any Kung Fu Panda.
Why is the floor so slippery? Oh….. eeewww……
This way ladies and gentemen! Slide right in!
–Oh! The previous customers sure left their appreciation mark!
–Yes, I can’t wait to taste their renown “Smart Noshery”, I hear it’s mouth watering!
Slobber? I hardly know ‘er!
We need to talk about your drooling problem
The finest restaurants always have the word ‘slobber’ in their name.
Do they have a smart food trough, too?
Just try not to slobber on the keyboard. You might electrocute yourself.
Ugh, all this slobber is making me noshery-ous…
Give us a slobber cobber.
Dribble cups for all my friends ! Can I get another bib ?
A subsidiary of “Good Food makes you Drool”
Drown in your own slobber.
Damn. I didn’t think I could be more of a slob. I love the Noshery.
And here I alwaysh thought that a noshery wash a plashe to buy a shrubbery. Guesh I wash wrong.
I guess the owner is a big fan of the Beano
That be some tasty food.
I slobber for the Noshery with brains. None of that Dumb Noshery.
i wonder if this is what Jim Ross at the WWE calls a “Slobberknocker”…
What does dumb noshery make you?
So does too many beers and a few missing teeth!
and makes you diarrhea
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