Browntooth enabled…

posted on 30 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Let me call you back, we’ve got a crappy connection…


Seen in Manzhouli, China.

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  1. Pete | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    (Boss to staff)

    Hey, somebody lock the doors open and get some air in here!!!

  2. dangevin | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m upgrading to a more absorbent phone.

  3. beechoak | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Potty mouth!

  4. beechoak | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    OMG! POS!

  5. beechoak | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Managed by committee…

  6. Pete | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Nokia’s new Engrish name: SCATIA

  7. Didone | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 0  

    Smart phones for the smart ass

  8. kringo | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    A cell phone for telemarketing?

  9. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Nikia flushing it all away.

  10. Blaze | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, but their lousy customer service is likely to give you irritable bowel.

  11. Yogesh Damle | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess where to put the charger pin?

  12. Jazzy | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Operator! I’ve been disconnocted.

  13. Ralph Hamilton | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    To establish a connoction dial a noomber.

  14. Ralph Hamilton | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    More poower to the poople.

  15. jjhitt | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Connoc, connoc!
    Who’se there?
    Poopie.

  16. Grifter | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah… my cell phone service is crap.

  17. Jetsuzu | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    we specialize in diarrhea of the mouth!

  18. Bystander | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well what do you expect from the Poopies Republic of China?

  19. Chris | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wasn’t “Poopie” a character in “Crash of the Moons?”

  20. coffeebot | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This phone stinks!

  21. Xila31 | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You know you have bad breath when people can smell you through the phone.

  22. Pete | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That sign’s a real Connoct Out !!

  23. Pete | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Customer: Uhh, can I pay for the phone out here?
    Sales Clerk: Uhh, OK. Why?
    Customer: Better out than in.

  24. bigcaddy | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    at least they have the Blackberry Brownstorm.

  25. Pete | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t you mean a brownberry?
    (or even a dingleberry.)

  26. Pete | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Poopie the Cellphone man

  27. willz | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it’s better than concocting poopie.

  28. willz | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please check out our new model, the Nokia Cling-on

  29. Cecily | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    To be connocted to a Poopie Care Representative, please press number two.

  30. HB | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Your choice of ringtones:

    Toilet floosh, water saving (too short)
    Toilet floosh, water wasting (really, really long)
    Nokia being dropped in the poopier (Ohh nooo!)
    Nokia being extracted from poopier (sh*t!! sh*t!! sh*t!!)

  31. kringo | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you smell me now?

  32. Lollerskate | 7:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least they’re honest about their opinions of clients.

  33. Lollerskate | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    To know hot to use a Nokia propertly, see the green shirt in the upper right corner.

  34. Zabimaru | 2:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I honestly don’t get it. My bewilderment is complete.

    I mean, this isn’t a botched translation. Bad translations are hard enough to understand as it is, especially on giant signs or billboards from large, serious companies. If you want to build a giant, expensive sign you can spend the very small amount of money and effort it takes to get it right, right? You can at least ASK a native speaker of the language if what you wrote made sense, can’t you?

    But in this case… they didn’t even have to do that! There wasn’t any need to translate. Just repeat. Copy/paste. Read 16 letters and write them down. How do you fail at that? How?

    To quote my favorite webcomic (Questionable Content): “What the hell ass BALLS!?”

  35. Kitsune | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    putting the “no” in “Nokia”

  36. Antonio | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Poopies needs to stay connocted with other poopies too!

  37. Chuck | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve failed trying to concoct a comical caption. Having a connaption fit !

  38. kawaiipikachu | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Nokia pantient no.1182
    Browneye technology for there new cameraphones.

  39. Hippy | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Comes Browntooth Enabled

  40. CallieWL | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Nokia branches out into the sewer system.

  41. FLush | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Time to flush mine down the toilet

  42. Nick | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    who’s in your poop circle?

  43. yoyo | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Full range of dungtones.

  44. Chris | 7:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Every time the phone rings I think “Oh crap…”

  45. LarryLizard | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I always knew something smelled funny about Nokia.

  46. Kiael | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Quti talkin’ S****!

  47. Trish | 6:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    well that expalins the bad reception here in Dongguan

  48. Bob | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    obvious fake. Anyone with mediocre Photoshop skills could do better. Compare the i’s– the second is obviously an L with a line drawn through it.

    Engrish is struggling, maybe? Or just duped….

  49. aleli | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, yes that makes a lot more sense now! that would make it Connoctin Poople! thanks Bob!

  50. Jackson | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Not a blackberry but a dingleberry. Maybe Crapple will come out with an ipood.

  51. JacobL | 2:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Darn I put the phone on the wrong orifice.

  52. juno | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    how do poopies connect?

  53. mika | 11:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Take advantage of our unlimited portable potty plan.

  54. Roxy_Is_Ferox | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ….shittalks DEFINED!

  55. Wenholz | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    satisfying the most basic of needs

  56. Jason | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Connocting to Y-Fi with Nokia M98. Access also availible for Bloopberry Bald and Jambelin. Browntooth are forbidden, unless the user has an ID card for the license. iPoone are denied from connection.

  57. carol | 7:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Most poopular phone company!

  58. aleks | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    my doogs name is poopie
    what are you tryin to do with my doog?

  59. Alissa | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to see what a connocting poopie does!

  60. Wiffleboy | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Man this connoction is for S#*T!

  61. donner | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    sorry.. the telephone number you dialed is not yet a telephone…

  62. chieromancer | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “We’re flush with pride!”

  63. Wolfe | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thats funny for All ages!!! :D

  64. FatKenney | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, look in the toilet. Four bars. Good connoction.

  65. Kevin Kerr | 10:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess the Chinese have bad eyesight…

  66. mickeygreeneyes | 8:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank for you to finally connocting me. I waiting it so long. Regards, Poopie

  67. Silver Acacia | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    haha, kewl. i laughed for 5 minutes straight. cool. i’ve always wanted a tiny machine that connocts poopie… :P
    i luv poopie who do stuff like that for a random purpose.

  68. Lala | 1:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the number that your dail is unavailable…please leave the message SOMEWHERE…….!!!

  69. A Concerned Observer | 2:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank god it doesn’t say ‘concocting poopie!’ :D

  70. kyuubee - the nine tailed failx | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i agree…nokia is fail.

    thats why i stick with sony ericsson :D

  71. scars | 10:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hoolo? hoello? say whot? i con’t undorstont yuo.. plo3se coll bock ogein, otey?

  72. Rarry King | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Am I the only one bugged by their lack of capitalization skills

  73. John | 8:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    For those of you who are looking for the correct spelling:

    Concocting poop!

  74. Dermot | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Been playing chinese whispers in the boardroom again! *wags finger*

  75. roflcakes | 12:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who the hell is Poopie?

  76. Mrdude | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s it. I’m switching to Verizon.

  77. archmon | 5:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    you loss connoction with your friend. press 1if you like to redial or press 2 if you want to hear other poopies to complain about our connoction….

  78. Sharisa | 3:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Darn, i just bought a Nokia : /

  79. Jamyskis | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    What’s the big surprise? Nokia have been connocting poopies here in Europe for years. Well, they certainly haven’t been connecting people…

  80. Gerson | 1:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever it means, its pretty accurate.

  81. snackycakez | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m so glad they have this now, I was tired of my poopie always coming out in little bits.

  82. J_D_Givaphuk | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Auto-correct gets the last laugh

  83. Sue She | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Another Made In China bootyleg for ya

  84. chickenman | 2:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I dont even want to know what their on-phone camera looks like…

  85. chickenman | 2:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes preloaded with FaecesBook.

  86. chickenman | 2:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meh, I prefer the Crapple iPhone.

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