Cheer up, Engrish kid…

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   coffeebot | 1:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Give me that hoodie or meet my cold body of lead.

2. 

   lolo | 2:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   if it has proper punctuations, I’d understand perfectly. or not. lol.

3. 

   GoodGuy | 2:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   This could be the start of a new category: Emo Engrish!

4. 

   GoodGuy | 2:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The very last line explains everything…

5. 

   GoodGuy | 2:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Oh, is your sister ‘beau perfect’ too?
   huhuhuh

6. 

   Pete | 2:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Translation from Goth-glish: Yes we can!
   Translation into Japanese: Ganbare!

7. 

   beechoak | 3:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Heavy, Daddy-O [snap snap snap snap snap snap snap]

8. 

   beechoak | 3:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   You can lead a corps of apples, but a body must be lead…

9. 

   beechoak | 3:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The apple of my eye says yes…

10. 

    kringo | 3:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    What came first: the apple or the corps? perhaps the lead?

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    Big Fat Cat | 4:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The guy wearing it is Iron Man.

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    Blaze | 4:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    If you were a dead, lead apple, you probably wouldn’t say no either.

13. 

    Grifter | 4:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Unanimated meets Emo elated

14. 

    jjhitt | 6:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I dont care if you are from another planet. Stop peeing on my wall.

15. 

    Xila | 6:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is your hoodie.
    This is your hoodie on drugs.
    Any questions?

16. 

    Ralph Hamilton | 6:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wakarimasen!

17. 

    Ralph Hamilton | 6:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh I get it. Your beau wouldn’t say no, so you made him a corps by shooting him in the apples.

18. 

    Chris | 7:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wakirimasaku?

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    venomlash | 7:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    It says “another planet” at the bottom. Apparently, alien Engrish is worse than east Asian Engrish.

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    Ani | 7:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I don’t care what the shirt says – - hoodie man ain’t from another planet, he’s from an alternate universe!

21. 

    DieselDragon | 8:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    74% say no…

    …And 26% get pregnant!

22. 

    DieselDragon | 8:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This isn’t a Japanese youth wearing a hoodie…It’s a member of staff (In company uniform) at Cable and Wireless’s call-centre in Detroit, having a sneaky five minute smoke break!

23. 

    DieselDragon | 8:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Translation:
    Faced with yet another Blue Screen of Death, the corporation’s overworked I.T. manager was finally motivated to replace every workstation in the company with Apple Macs.

    Unfortunateley – Though Macs always work perfectly in the home environment – The outcome for this multinational wasn’t nearly as pleasant…
    [Soon to be continued on a hoodie near you!]

24. 

    coffeebot | 8:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Say No! It’s beau perfect!

25. 

    Ani | 8:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Pro Beau No

26. 

    Take2 | 9:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wow! sorry about the explosion at your typesetters’!

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    kringo | 11:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    It wouldn’t say no, so it got the hose again.

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    fishyfriend | 3:03 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    huh…..?

29. 

    KinkyTom | 9:03 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    His parents probably didn’t get him a Knockout Kum Kar for Christmas : P

30. 

    Maya | 11:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Dead chicks don’t say no, got it.

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    Kitsune | 3:20 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    My head ‘asplode

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    kittaay | 1:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The hoodie every rapist should have. Perfect when in court.

    But, Judge, look at my hoodie : The apple of a corpse is bea perfect because it wouldn’t say no!

    .. also, disregard the fact that I’m from another planet.

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    phuong | 7:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Its Haiku? no?

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    engrishman | 2:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    it’s coded message!

Caption is made at here!