Encourage Pom Poms

posted on 21 Sep 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Small text at top of packaging says:

“Variety color”
“a best friend for you and your partner”
“Jump…Music” “Go! Clap!!”

“Modern Design.
Skilful [sic] Manufacture.
Superior Performance.
Perfect in Workmanship.
High standard in
quality And hygiene.

Photo courtesy of Tessie Bylund.
Package of Pom Poms.

38 captions

  1. GoodGuy | 2:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, if my parents hadn’t drank so much when I was a kid, I would never be where I am today.
    Thanks Mom & Dad!

  2. Ani | 2:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ultimate in Cheerleader Convenience: Shake your pom-poms during the game, drink them after the game. No fuss, no muss.

  3. Jay | 2:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ribbed for her pleasure.

  4. jjhitt | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pom pom hygiene is important.
    Tell your partner.

  5. rowger | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t drink and cheerlead!

  6. Ani | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Love Potion # 9

  7. Big Fat Cat | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Communists like to pompom a lot during Mao Tse Tung era and now they make big business out of selling pompom.

  8. beechoak | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink for them; Colourful for them. The sacrifices we make for THEM.

  9. beechoak | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Encourage Pom Poms! Because books are so overrated!

  10. beechoak | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Skilful Manufacture… all the way from China! Caution: may contain traces of lead, formaldehyde, and/or melamine.

  11. coffeebot | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Extra ribbed for *wink* hygiene

  12. Bechstein62 | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s never too soon to start getting your kids ready for college!

  13. kringo | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe they should just encourage lucid English instead.

  14. Ralph Hamilton | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    People having clap, will not be punished by the official organ.

  15. Brandon | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll drink to that!

  16. DECMATH | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Small text at top of uniform says:
    “not available to players after the game”

  17. Blaze | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm… Japanese Ariana and the Japanese perfect cheer. Whoa… these pants are tight.

  18. DieselDragon | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It worries me that they’re encouraging cheerleaders from age 3+… :o

  19. DieselDragon | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink drinker for them, colour colourful for them…
    (And maybe encourage them not to choose Cheerleading as a career? :) )

  20. DieselDragon | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, football players cheer YOU! :)

  21. kringo | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the encourage in the cheerleader or else it gets the pom-pom again.

  22. Cecily | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The colourful makes me want to clap; the hygiene keeps me from getting the clap.

  23. pamela38 | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hygienic pompoms! are they by O.B. ?

  24. tekleader | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gotta love a product that promotes drinking and also cheerleading.

  25. Chris | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t encourage them.

  26. Arnas | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stall Guy: That will cost you 60 claps
    You: *claps 60 times* Here you go. To be honest. My hands hurt really bad now.
    Stall Guy: No no, you pay at the stall over there.

  27. Kitsune | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink Drinker for them.

  28. Lora | 5:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some people say that cheerleading is a longtime tradition celebrating team spirit. Others say it’s a longtime tradition celebrating oversized hair! :-)

  29. Lora | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goooo, Engrish! Rah rah rah! Oops, I mean Lah lah lah! :-)

  30. Lora | 5:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “A best friend for you and your partner” …this is a kid’s toy??? :-o

  31. Kitsune | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, just like the Hello Kitty shoulder massager was a kids toy.

    (He’s not making this up folks)

    http://www.geekstuff4u.com/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/H/e/Hello-Kitty-Vibrating-Shoulder-Massager-000_1.jpg

  32. bigcaddy | 8:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    2 – 4 – 6 – 8!
    ENGRISH.COM is really great!

  33. Chuck | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hory Clap ! Those are some nice porn porns you have there !

  34. Tehani | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Share the Encouragement with your partner and GO CLAP! Hip-Hip Hooray!!

  35. richy | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they allow 3 year olds to drink for them?

  36. Kiael | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or just confuse the HELL out of them!

  37. Pedro | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Are you a girl? Do you wish to be sexually assaulted while under the influence of liquor? Drink for them and then get yourself a pair of Encourage Pom-Poms, you will feel the difference.”

  38. RJ | 11:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink for them, so they don’t have to!

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