I feel a stiff wind…
posted on 12 Sep 2009 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Rachel Chen.
Found in Singapore at a construction site.
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
“I’ll be coming back later, no worries!”
In four different directions?
Coming soon.
I always thought it was just one to a customer. I guess that’s why there’s only 1.3 billion people in China.
Confusing. Am I allowed to have one, or not?
The arrows point to the many directions they can erect.
Erection in Progress! Cover it up with a big X!
Proof that extraterrestrial aliens exist.
He’s got FOUR of ‘em!!!
Hey, Baby! I think I’m going to need a bigger X!
X marks the spot!
Which “raises” the question (haha)….is that for 4 GF’s or does his GF have 4 also???
Otherwise known as “Woody X”.
The name of a black Muslim, or a useful tool for embarrassing moments?
You be the judge!
Figs leaves are less cumbersome…
So, you want a job, eh?
OK, I need you to walk around town all day with this huge “X” around your midsection. I’ll pay you Â¥50 an hour.
Every day the construction workers would gather at one end of the site to watch Ms. Porn come to work…
Sign found directly under another sign that says “I’m Here.”
…Soon to be followed by a sexual harassment lawsuit!
Thank goodness for censorship!
Sir, is that a voting stylus or are you just happy to see me?
Singapore has a problem with declining birth rate and this sign is to encourage and remind people to fulfill their duty as a good citizen
I have a feeling he’s erecting more than a dispenser…
Diesel Dragon, I think you’re talking about Japanese polling stations.
Chinese has both L and R and they’re distinct.
Japanese has only one sound that’s really close to both, and can sound like either L or R
this one looks like it was done on purpose…
Please pull the lever that indicates your choice.
Because sometimes, it happens all of sudden…
And after that, we commence with the screwing!
Will be huge, red and spread across four directions upon completion.
He goes four ways!
*beeeep beeeeep beeeeep beeeep* No, that’s NOT a truck backing up.
you should see the wrecking balls
“If this sign is posted for longer than four hours, please call 911.”
No peeking!
This year I’m gonna REALY stick it to the man!
I do NOT want to see the write-ins!
Vote Volcesk!
Too much Extenze is never enough.
Entering No Boner Zone
Who´s ready for a 5-way?
Whoever translated this really pulled a boner.
We are holding free erections.
Steer Election
Gives hole new meaning to tying a 2X4 over you ass to stop from falling in.
that sign is clear enough
I just hope the job isn’t too hard-on them. But it sounds like it’s a big one.
If it isn’t finished in 4 hours, please call my doctor.
Is that a banana in progress, or…?
My God! That looks painful!
Stupid censorship
He’s clearly doing helicopter!
What’s great about this is that they didn’t mean “election.” The Chinese characters say “construction.” Therefore, this was not a simple misspelling.
Is Bill Clinton running for governor again?
Oh wait nevermind he has E.D. its cool.
Do not disturb!
ERECTION IN PROGRESS……PHAKING TO FOLLOW
Get that poor bastard some Suppressex!
Presumably a wood yard.
I think they meant erection as in building “erecting the monument”. Its good English, but how they phrased it along with accompanying graphic…
seriously, i havent seen this sign in singapore.
No wonder why there’s OVERPOPULATION!!
this is my type of construction site =D
*wink wink, nudge nudge*
Cover the block… block of “life”.
WTF?
XD
I suck at captions…
i would definitely register!
Wow…FOUR of ‘em?
If that ain’t proof extraterrestrials exist, I dunno what is!
AKA “He goes 4 ways!”
Hey man, do my low-hangers and hard-on make it look like and asterisk?
It takes time, alright?!
it’s a capitalist’s slogan. ERECTION IN PROGRESS– NO ERECTION IN POVERTY.
Please have your condoms ready.
menage a trois won’t do. How about menage a cinq?
And he’s only and X, wait till you see the XL
Sounds like a big one too!
Do not disturb!!! unless you are a hot chick!!!
now there’s one thats had one too many at the “Big Banana” in Coffs Harbour… hehehe
Now THIS is what I call creative. I think they meant to write it in such a way that it is ambiguous in meaning. And it is this AMBIGUITY that makes it fun or funny. I like it. Two thumbs up!
Buy an X-erection today! Because women also have two hands and a mouth.
It says in Chinese: building in progress, please not use.
it’s professor charles x xavier’s grandson’s building in progress!!!
Don’t cross, but you can touch.
Avoid man with funny handle
HA HA, dangelly bits…
The true do-not-disturb sign
Give me a break! How long could it possibly take to reach 2 inches?
q: hows it hangin buddy?
a: dude… all over the place
how does he answer when the tailor asks which way he dresses?
Let’s fall in line! first come per serve!
‘You can’t stop progress !
Hang this on the bathroom door and the wife will get fed up.
- “Give me a break! How long could it possibly take to reach 2 inches dear?”
+”I’m trying here, don’t disturb!”
-”Next time take some viagra, you old sausage..”
So THAT’S how Genghis Khan populated Asia…
such a big turn-on
It will happen evely molning.
That’s the sign on my viagra bottle.
X marks the spot!
This sign is found in all Japanese bordellos…
I know its not supposed to be that hard to do it, but with these signs they are just making it way too hard for me….
Bob’s having an election in bed.