I feel a stiff wind…

posted on 12 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Rachel Chen.
Found in Singapore at a construction site.

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  1. Algernon | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  2. ngyonghan | 2:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’ll be coming back later, no worries!”

  3. Amanak | 2:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    In four different directions?

  4. jjhitt | 2:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming soon.

  5. Jay | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I always thought it was just one to a customer. I guess that’s why there’s only 1.3 billion people in China.

  6. anonymous | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Confusing. Am I allowed to have one, or not?

  7. Feather-Pluff | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The arrows point to the many directions they can erect.

  8. beechoak | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Erection in Progress! Cover it up with a big X!

  9. anonymous | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Proof that extraterrestrial aliens exist.
    He’s got FOUR of ‘em!!!

  10. beechoak | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, Baby! I think I’m going to need a bigger X!

  11. beechoak | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    X marks the spot!

  12. anonymous | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Which “raises” the question (haha)….is that for 4 GF’s or does his GF have 4 also???

  13. anonymous | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    Otherwise known as “Woody X”.

    The name of a black Muslim, or a useful tool for embarrassing moments?

    You be the judge!

  14. beechoak | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Figs leaves are less cumbersome…

  15. anonymous | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, you want a job, eh?

    OK, I need you to walk around town all day with this huge “X” around your midsection. I’ll pay you Â¥50 an hour.

  16. beechoak | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Every day the construction workers would gather at one end of the site to watch Ms. Porn come to work…

  17. beechoak | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign found directly under another sign that says “I’m Here.”

  18. DieselDragon | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …Soon to be followed by a sexual harassment lawsuit! ;)

  19. DieselDragon | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank goodness for censorship! :D

  20. coffeebot | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, is that a voting stylus or are you just happy to see me?

  21. Big Fat Cat | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Singapore has a problem with declining birth rate and this sign is to encourage and remind people to fulfill their duty as a good citizen

  22. Cysma | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a feeling he’s erecting more than a dispenser…

  23. anonymous | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Diesel Dragon, I think you’re talking about Japanese polling stations.

    Chinese has both L and R and they’re distinct.
    Japanese has only one sound that’s really close to both, and can sound like either L or R

  24. Alex Sortor | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    this one looks like it was done on purpose…

  25. theillen | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please pull the lever that indicates your choice.

  26. Cbass | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because sometimes, it happens all of sudden…

  27. Choo-Choo | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And after that, we commence with the screwing!

  28. Lollerskate | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Will be huge, red and spread across four directions upon completion.

  29. pamela38 | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    He goes four ways!

  30. Grifter | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    *beeeep beeeeep beeeeep beeeep* No, that’s NOT a truck backing up.

  31. KinkyTom | 1:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    you should see the wrecking balls

  32. Xila | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “If this sign is posted for longer than four hours, please call 911.”

  33. Kiael | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No peeking!

  34. Kiael | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This year I’m gonna REALY stick it to the man!

    I do NOT want to see the write-ins!

    Vote Volcesk!

  35. Water imp | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Too much Extenze is never enough.

  36. larry kean | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Entering No Boner Zone

  37. Kelly | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Who´s ready for a 5-way?

  38. Chris | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoever translated this really pulled a boner.

  39. Kitsune | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We are holding free erections.

  40. AtomicLlama | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Steer Election

  41. alex trebucq | 6:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Gives hole new meaning to tying a 2X4 over you ass to stop from falling in.

  42. nani | 10:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    that sign is clear enough

  43. Chris | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I just hope the job isn’t too hard-on them. But it sounds like it’s a big one.

  44. Jeff | 12:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If it isn’t finished in 4 hours, please call my doctor.

  45. Dekunoboh | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a banana in progress, or…?

  46. Ednaboy | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My God! That looks painful!

  47. ted john zhou | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Stupid censorship

  48. Eleanor | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s clearly doing helicopter!

  49. Josh | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s great about this is that they didn’t mean “election.” The Chinese characters say “construction.” Therefore, this was not a simple misspelling.

  50. Dave | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is Bill Clinton running for governor again?

  51. richy | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh wait nevermind he has E.D. its cool.

  52. Austin | 9:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not disturb!

  53. Sonny | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ERECTION IN PROGRESS……PHAKING TO FOLLOW

  54. Spoon | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Get that poor bastard some Suppressex!

  55. yoyo | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Presumably a wood yard.

  56. Camping of the Spherical Knifes | 10:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they meant erection as in building “erecting the monument”. Its good English, but how they phrased it along with accompanying graphic…

  57. random09 | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    seriously, i havent seen this sign in singapore.

  58. Villamor | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder why there’s OVERPOPULATION!!

  59. arasuki | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    this is my type of construction site =D
    *wink wink, nudge nudge*

  60. Ella | 6:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cover the block… block of “life”.
    WTF?
    XD
    I suck at captions…

  61. juno | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i would definitely register!

  62. Pete | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow…FOUR of ‘em?
    If that ain’t proof extraterrestrials exist, I dunno what is!

  63. Pete | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    AKA “He goes 4 ways!”

  64. Daybud | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey man, do my low-hangers and hard-on make it look like and asterisk?

  65. Mr X | 7:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It takes time, alright?!

  66. fixit | 12:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s a capitalist’s slogan. ERECTION IN PROGRESS– NO ERECTION IN POVERTY.

  67. Hiatus | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please have your condoms ready.

  68. chidernat | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    menage a trois won’t do. How about menage a cinq?

  69. Jimmeyred | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And he’s only and X, wait till you see the XL

  70. John van Rooyen | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a big one too!

  71. Detective Kitty | 5:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not disturb!!! unless you are a hot chick!!!

  72. Raymund Victor | 5:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    now there’s one thats had one too many at the “Big Banana” in Coffs Harbour… hehehe

  73. Ferry Antoni | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Now THIS is what I call creative. I think they meant to write it in such a way that it is ambiguous in meaning. And it is this AMBIGUITY that makes it fun or funny. I like it. Two thumbs up!

  74. Perv | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy an X-erection today! Because women also have two hands and a mouth.

  75. Krzysztof | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It says in Chinese: building in progress, please not use.

  76. donner | 1:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s professor charles x xavier’s grandson’s building in progress!!!

  77. chieromancer | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t cross, but you can touch.

  78. Jim | 8:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Avoid man with funny handle

  79. iM CRAZY!! | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    HA HA, dangelly bits…

  80. Liam | 7:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The true do-not-disturb sign

  81. mickeygreeneyes | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Give me a break! How long could it possibly take to reach 2 inches?

  82. DFlyinLion | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    q: hows it hangin buddy?
    a: dude… all over the place

  83. DFlyinLion | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    how does he answer when the tailor asks which way he dresses?

  84. bobdog | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s fall in line! first come per serve!

  85. abopone | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘You can’t stop progress !

  86. scars | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hang this on the bathroom door and the wife will get fed up.

    - “Give me a break! How long could it possibly take to reach 2 inches dear?”
    +”I’m trying here, don’t disturb!”
    -”Next time take some viagra, you old sausage..”

  87. doodlebug | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So THAT’S how Genghis Khan populated Asia…

  88. dee-o | 12:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    such a big turn-on

  89. janb | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It will happen evely molning.

  90. Doug | 11:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the sign on my viagra bottle.

  91. Casey | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    X marks the spot!

  92. Gerson | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign is found in all Japanese bordellos…

    I know its not supposed to be that hard to do it, but with these signs they are just making it way too hard for me….

  93. SuSu | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Bob’s having an election in bed.

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