I feel a stiff wind…

posted on 12 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Rachel Chen.
Found in Singapore at a construction site.

94 captions

  1. richy | 4:56 pm |

    Oh wait nevermind he has E.D. its cool.

  2. Austin | 9:15 pm |

    Do not disturb!

  3. Sonny | 8:35 pm |

    ERECTION IN PROGRESS……PHAKING TO FOLLOW

  4. Spoon | 1:15 am |

    Get that poor bastard some Suppressex!

  5. yoyo | 8:40 am |

    Presumably a wood yard.

  6. Camping of the Spherical Knifes | 10:09 pm |

    I think they meant erection as in building “erecting the monument”. Its good English, but how they phrased it along with accompanying graphic…

  7. random09 | 7:39 am |

    seriously, i havent seen this sign in singapore.

  8. Villamor | 6:27 pm |

    No wonder why there’s OVERPOPULATION!!

  9. arasuki | 7:14 am |

    this is my type of construction site =D
    *wink wink, nudge nudge*

  10. Ella | 6:49 pm |

    Cover the block… block of “life”.
    WTF?
    XD
    I suck at captions…

  11. juno | 7:03 am |

    i would definitely register!

  12. Pete | 1:28 pm |

    Wow…FOUR of ’em?
    If that ain’t proof extraterrestrials exist, I dunno what is!

  13. Pete | 1:29 pm |

    AKA “He goes 4 ways!”

  14. Daybud | 2:58 am |

    Hey man, do my low-hangers and hard-on make it look like and asterisk?

  15. Mr X | 7:41 pm |

    It takes time, alright?!

  16. fixit | 12:21 am |

    it’s a capitalist’s slogan. ERECTION IN PROGRESS– NO ERECTION IN POVERTY.

  17. Hiatus | 9:18 pm |

    Please have your condoms ready.

  18. chidernat | 9:11 am |

    menage a trois won’t do. How about menage a cinq?

  19. Jimmeyred | 12:19 pm |

    And he’s only and X, wait till you see the XL

  20. John van Rooyen | 8:21 am |

    Sounds like a big one too!

  21. Detective Kitty | 5:45 pm |

    Do not disturb!!! unless you are a hot chick!!!

  22. Raymund Victor | 5:47 pm |

    now there’s one thats had one too many at the “Big Banana” in Coffs Harbour… hehehe

  23. Ferry Antoni | 4:09 am |

    Now THIS is what I call creative. I think they meant to write it in such a way that it is ambiguous in meaning. And it is this AMBIGUITY that makes it fun or funny. I like it. Two thumbs up!

  24. Perv | 3:01 pm |

    Buy an X-erection today! Because women also have two hands and a mouth.

  25. Krzysztof | 3:09 am |

    It says in Chinese: building in progress, please not use.

  26. donner | 1:19 pm |

    it’s professor charles x xavier’s grandson’s building in progress!!!

  27. chieromancer | 1:13 pm |

    Don’t cross, but you can touch.

  28. Jim | 8:24 pm |

    Avoid man with funny handle

  29. iM CRAZY!! | 4:54 pm |

    HA HA, dangelly bits…

  30. Liam | 7:54 pm |

    The true do-not-disturb sign

  31. mickeygreeneyes | 9:00 pm |

    Give me a break! How long could it possibly take to reach 2 inches?

  32. DFlyinLion | 8:43 am |

    q: hows it hangin buddy?
    a: dude… all over the place

  33. DFlyinLion | 8:45 am |

    how does he answer when the tailor asks which way he dresses?

  34. bobdog | 5:48 am |

    Let’s fall in line! first come per serve!

  35. abopone | 7:17 pm |

    ‘You can’t stop progress !

  36. scars | 10:12 pm |

    Hang this on the bathroom door and the wife will get fed up.

    – “Give me a break! How long could it possibly take to reach 2 inches dear?”
    +”I’m trying here, don’t disturb!”
    -“Next time take some viagra, you old sausage..”

  37. doodlebug | 2:34 pm |

    So THAT’S how Genghis Khan populated Asia…

  38. dee-o | 12:25 am |

    such a big turn-on

  39. janb | 4:38 am |

    It will happen evely molning.

  40. Doug | 11:04 pm |

    That’s the sign on my viagra bottle.

  41. Casey | 7:22 am |

    X marks the spot!

  42. Gerson | 3:15 am |

    This sign is found in all Japanese bordellos…

    I know its not supposed to be that hard to do it, but with these signs they are just making it way too hard for me….

  43. SuSu | 2:14 pm |

    Bob’s having an election in bed.

  44. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:58 pm |

    – How do you make an erection cross?
    – Put a red ‘X’ over its midsection!

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