I finally found you!

posted on 7 Sep 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Custom jewelry store found in Shinjuku, Tokyo.

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  1. Bystander | 2:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The red “H” is to make sure you get the message!

  2. McBee | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh dear, so where am I then?!!!

  3. Arnas | 2:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, *points finger at sign smiling in shame* I almost missed you

  4. Algernon | 2:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just break the sign to let me out.

  5. SF | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are looking for your wife … I could have guessed it.

  6. coffeebot | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    JOE: Hello, Joe speaking.
    ME: Hey, Joe! Come pick me up. I’m at a bar.
    JOE: Yeah, sure, where you at?
    ME: I’M HERE.
    JOE: Yeah, funny, wise-guy. Where are you?
    ME: I’M HERE.
    JOE: Alright, funny guy, call me when you’re not drunk.
    ME: No, wait…

  7. rowger | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be really hard to dismantle that sign and put it back on every place “HE” goes.

  8. Ralph Hamilton | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Japanese Hookers appear to be more organized than average.

  9. Ani | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m here…and you’re NOT.

  10. Ani | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of a “Red Letter Day” before but this takes the cake.

  11. beechoak | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where the hell have you been? I’ve been looking all over for you!

  12. beechoak | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And naturally I find you in the last place I look…

  13. beechoak | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m here therefore I am…

  14. beechoak | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, look at that… the map says “you are here” also!

  15. beechoak | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve been here all the time.

  16. Yogesh Damle | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A college nearby is now called “You should be here!”

  17. Big Fat Cat | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I m here! Where’s everybody?

  18. beechoak | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a bar on the Ohio State University campus called “The Library.” It took a while for the parents to catch on…

  19. Poisonous Gus | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I went there and they had an ‘Out to lunch’ sign on the door so I sued them for false advertising.

  20. Xila | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some people just always need attention.

  21. Cecily | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and I was brought to you by the letter H.

  22. Sparkly Boof | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And if YOU were here, you’d be home by now!

  23. Kitsune | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where ever you go, there you are.

  24. Kitsune | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Waldo, quit taking the fun out of it.

  25. bigcaddy | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and across the street. “You’re There” finances

  26. DanT | 10:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and you’ll find me at the “Who gives a %$#@” store…

  27. bb | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No matter where I go, here I am….

  28. Chris | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve found myself!

  29. Yugan | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s neither here nor there.

  30. Alex Sortor | 7:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    whos there, is that you waldo??

  31. Lollerskate | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …And you are hear!

  32. Jetsuzu | 10:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank God for this sign. Now i won’t have to use my GPS….

  33. Dave | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Almost straight from Descartes.

  34. Missa | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now where are you?

  35. mikachu | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What if I need you tomorrow? What then?!

  36. Spartica | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “no wait…here…WAIT…here…wait…f***….wait..WAIT… *sadface* IM LOSSSSSST”

  37. Mimi | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Awww! I use to pass this sign everyday on my way to school when I was studying in Tokyo! I know exactly where it is in Shinjuku…Seeing this makes me a little sad…

  38. Murilo Silva | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aw, I’m so glad I finally found you!! Errr… are you sure I was looking for you? My memory have been so unreliable…

  39. Katie | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Reunited and it feel so good…”

  40. alena | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s all you ever talk about!!!!

  41. alena | 6:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Every time I look at you you have nothing else to say!!!

  42. Raymund Victor | 5:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re there, then where the heck am I??

  43. Ryan | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s supposed to say “I was here” and it’s supposed to be spray painted or craved into a tree. The Japanese don’t even do graffiti in low tech do they?

  44. Ryan | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s weird cause I’m also here.

  45. Lilly Todd | 7:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    are you sure?

  46. DFlyinLion | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    imagine waking up hung over by that place, “where the hell am I?….. Oh, well that answers that. where’s the what happened last night store?”.

  47. Brad | 12:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    MARKO! . . .

  48. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – I’m coming, I’m coming … !

  49. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My caption is here too

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