I like the hands on approach…

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1. 

   whirlabou | 2:12 am |

   Touching you, touching me, wasn’t that a song by ABBA?

2. 

   DieselDragon | 2:23 am |

   Until being arrested by the Police absolutely!

3. 

   Someone | 2:25 am |

   He touches himself at night. Politely.

4. 

   DieselDragon | 2:26 am |

   I bet he only goes to that store for the melons…

5. 

   Chuck | 3:21 am |

   Just as long as you don’t tout me there !

6. 

   DieselDragon | 3:28 am |

   An open supporter of the crazy beharior…

7. 

   Big Fat Cat | 3:37 am |

   That’s a touchy issue!

8. 

   rowger | 3:50 am |

   Let’s all get slapped in return politely!

9. 

   beechoak | 3:55 am |

   Well,… as long as it’s done “politely”…

10. 

    Globe Trotter | 3:55 am |

    Grope only with proper etiquette.

11. 

    beechoak | 3:57 am |

    “Hey, Janet Weiss! We found who stole your T-shirt!”

12. 

    coffeebot | 3:58 am |

    Still not a good touch…

13. 

    Grifter | 4:02 am |

    Just to be certain this is hands-on

14. 

    kringo | 4:07 am |

    In today’s financial news, Unilever has been forced to reconsider their relatively lenient alcohol policy within their advertising department.

15. 

    Ageless | 5:21 am |

    But watch your hands first, please.

16. 

    Xila | 5:22 am |

    Please wash your hands, politely.

17. 

    beechoak | 5:41 am |

    He seems to have an invisible touch, but at least he’s polite about it.

18. 

    beechoak | 5:42 am |

    Member of the Frisk Squad

19. 

    jjhitt | 6:51 am |

    Say “please”.

20. 

    Chris | 7:04 am |

    When I think about you I touch myself.

21. 

    Yogesh Damle | 7:12 am |

    Do not touch unclaimed objects and humans.

22. 

    SF | 7:23 am |

    The invisible hand of the new capitalism.

23. 

    Ralph Hamilton | 7:34 am |

    Groping on trains appears to be a national sport in Japan.

24. 

    beechoak | 9:44 am |

    This is NOT a petting zoo…

25. 

    cecily | 11:52 am |

    Good manners are no excuse for invading one’s personal space.

26. 

    Lollerskate | 2:29 pm |

    Excuse me, good lady, but I have recently noted your outstanding physical attributes, whose voluptuous features demand my excited senses to relieve the anxiety to discover their feeling.

27. 

    Bob* | 5:20 pm |

    You have 20 minutes to take your hands off me!

28. 

    Lora | 6:27 pm |

    Man: Excuse me, Miss, but may I touch you?
    Woman: No Sir, you may not.
    Man: But I was being polite!
    Woman: So was I. I said “No Sir, you may not.”
    Man: That’s it! This shirt is going right back to the store!!

29. 

    Poisonous Gus | 10:34 pm |

    Pinky finger raised, the rest squeezing the boobie.

30. 

    garudamon11 | 2:33 pm |

    dont touch doubtful things

31. 

    Brad Hoffman | 9:34 am |

    she puts the lotion in the bucket or she gets the hose again!

32. 

    Zak | 1:50 pm |

    No. That’s Neil Diamond - Sweet Caraoline

33. 

    Adrian | 4:49 pm |

    ‘Touch All’?!?!? Tall order for Mr. Small Hands there! Still he is quite polite……

34. 

    Chris | 6:11 pm |

    And please do not have the erection in progress…

35. 

    chickenflyedlice | 5:31 pm |

    him have rissues

36. 

    richy | 4:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It seems he didn’t skip the RAPE!!! lmao

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