I like the hands on approach…

posted on 15 Sep 2009 in Clothing

T-shirt found in Japan.

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whirlabou | 2:12 am | Vote: 0 0

Touching you, touching me, wasn’t that a song by ABBA?
DieselDragon | 2:23 am | Vote: 0 0

Until being arrested by the Police absolutely!
Someone | 2:25 am | Vote: 0 0

He touches himself at night. Politely.
DieselDragon | 2:26 am | Vote: 0 0

I bet he only goes to that store for the melons…
Chuck | 3:21 am | Vote: 0 0

Just as long as you don’t tout me there !
DieselDragon | 3:28 am | Vote: 0 0

An open supporter of the crazy beharior…
Big Fat Cat | 3:37 am | Vote: 0 0

That’s a touchy issue!
rowger | 3:50 am | Vote: 0 0

Let’s all get slapped in return politely!
beechoak | 3:55 am | Vote: 0 0

Well,… as long as it’s done “politely”…
Globe Trotter | 3:55 am | Vote: 1 0

Grope only with proper etiquette.
beechoak | 3:57 am | Vote: 0 0

“Hey, Janet Weiss! We found who stole your T-shirt!”
coffeebot | 3:58 am | Vote: 0 0

Still not a good touch…
Grifter | 4:02 am | Vote: 0 0

Just to be certain this is hands-on
kringo | 4:07 am | Vote: 0 0

In today’s financial news, Unilever has been forced to reconsider their relatively lenient alcohol policy within their advertising department.
Ageless | 5:21 am | Vote: 0 0

But watch your hands first, please.
Xila | 5:22 am | Vote: 0 0

Please wash your hands, politely.
beechoak | 5:41 am | Vote: 0 0

He seems to have an invisible touch, but at least he’s polite about it.
beechoak | 5:42 am | Vote: 0 0

Member of the Frisk Squad
jjhitt | 6:51 am | Vote: 0 0

Say “please”.
Chris | 7:04 am | Vote: 0 0

When I think about you I touch myself.
Yogesh Damle | 7:12 am | Vote: 0 0

Do not touch unclaimed objects and humans.
SF | 7:23 am | Vote: 0 0

The invisible hand of the new capitalism.
Ralph Hamilton | 7:34 am | Vote: 1 0

Groping on trains appears to be a national sport in Japan.
beechoak | 9:44 am | Vote: 1 0

This is NOT a petting zoo…
cecily | 11:52 am | Vote: 1 0

Good manners are no excuse for invading one’s personal space.
Lollerskate | 2:29 pm | Vote: 1 0

Excuse me, good lady, but I have recently noted your outstanding physical attributes, whose voluptuous features demand my excited senses to relieve the anxiety to discover their feeling.
Bob* | 5:20 pm | Vote: 0 0

You have 20 minutes to take your hands off me!
Lora | 6:27 pm | Vote: 0 0

Man: Excuse me, Miss, but may I touch you?
Woman: No Sir, you may not.
Man: But I was being polite!
Woman: So was I. I said “No Sir, you may not.”
Man: That’s it! This shirt is going right back to the store!!
Poisonous Gus | 10:34 pm | Vote: 0 0

Pinky finger raised, the rest squeezing the boobie.
garudamon11 | 2:33 pm | Vote: 0 0

dont touch doubtful things
Brad Hoffman | 9:34 am | Vote: 0 0

she puts the lotion in the bucket or she gets the hose again!
Zak | 1:50 pm | Vote: 0 0

No. That’s Neil Diamond – Sweet Caraoline
Adrian | 4:49 pm | Vote: 0 0

‘Touch All’?!?!? Tall order for Mr. Small Hands there! Still he is quite polite……
Chris | 6:11 pm | Vote: 0 0

And please do not have the erection in progress…
chickenflyedlice | 5:31 pm | Vote: 0 0

him have rissues
richy | 4:59 pm | Vote: 0 0

It seems he didn’t skip the RAPE!!! lmao
BARNEY | 6:34 pm | Vote: 0 0

i touch you
you touch me
were a happy family….

barney
JacobL | 2:18 am | Vote: 1 0

I love myself, I want you to love me, when I feel down, I want you above me.
Hiatus | 9:20 pm | Vote: 1 0

… And let’s grope agressively!
Raymund Victor | 5:57 pm | Vote: 0 0

he doesnt just go after the melons… he also goes after the bananas, cucumbers, and eggplants as well…
chikinpunkpie | 4:17 pm | Vote: 0 0

I guess that’d be ‘light petting’
John M | 5:14 am | Vote: 0 0

No, touching dirty makes the heart grow fonder.
RJ | 11:04 pm | Vote: 0 0

Nothing worse than impolite touch.